yeah...i simply searched the internet for the corny jokes and puns and no offense to blonde people im not saying they're stupid, hope you like it though :D
Disclaimer: dont own bleach (how many times do i have to repeat myself?)
In Which Ichimaru Gin have some fun with blonde jokes
"Yo mornin Kira!" Gin greeted kira with that everlasting creepy smile of his
"i-ichimaru taicho, ohayo" kira greeted back normally
"hey hey do you want to hear some jokes?" gin asked kira while nudging him to walk with him to the 3rd division headquarters.
"eh?" kira had a bad feeling about this...
"i'll take that as a yes!"
so they walked along 10th division passing the office while gin was asking kira:
"why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?"
"uhm... 'cause it was frozen..?"
and this perked up a certain pair of lazy boobs...
"taicho do you know the answer?"
"matsumoto concentrate on your work and stop bugging me!"
and back to gin and kira
"no no no dumb dumb cuz it said concentrate!"
back to matsumoto and hitsugaya
"ah taicho you got the correct answer!"
"matsumoto!"
now back again to gin and kira
"taicho we better hurry and get these papers to soutaicho" (apparently they got the papers from 10th division.)
"ahh c'mon it's fun! now i'll tell you another one"
"eehh?!"
skip to 6th division!
"kira now you're supposed to get it this one's easy!"
"hai taicho...(sweatdrop)"
to byakuya and renji
"isnt that ichimaru taicho and kira?"
"renji, they are currently delivering some papers to soutaicho."
"i see.."
back to gin and kira
"now what do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair black?"
"...brunette?"
to B and R...
"hmmm..."
to G and K
"nah! you call it artificial intelligence!"
"ahh..."
to B and R
"i feel bad for kira"
after the 6th division they're now passing 5th division!
to G and K
"kira you should listen to jokes more often!"
"uh-umm... maybe next time.."
"here's another one, what do you do if a blonde throws a kido grenade at ya?"
to A and M
"aizen taicho, ichimaru taicho seems to be enjoying himself today."
"hmm.. a little laugh wont hurt"
to G and K
"i give up..."
"ya pull the pin and throw it back!"
to A and M
"hahaha that gin..."
"aizen taicho you seem to be enjoying yourself too "
"is that so?"
to G and K
"kira you're just ignorin me!"
"oh not at all!"
now on to passing by the 4th division!
to G and K
"you really better get this one else im gonna demote ya"
"gah?!"
"hahaha just joking, now why was the blonde fired at the M&M company??"
to U and I
"unohana taicho i know the answer!"
"my, well good for you isane"
to G and K
"um..."
"yeah...?"
"it's..."
to U and I
"it's because they caught her throwing away all the W's!!"
"ahaha.."
to G and K
"erm...it's because they caught her throwing away all th W's...?"
" heeey! you got it right! you're smarter than i actually thought you were!"
"(sweatdrop)"
passing by 3rd...and arriving to 2nd division!
to G and K
"ichimaru taicho! please no more"
"what are you sayin! here one more, how does a blonde try to kill a fish?"
"...? (gives a puzzled look)"
to S and O
"oomaeda, stop picking your nose and get to work"
"ok ok...(stops picking nose) eh? is that ichimaru taicho? hmm... soifon taicho do you like fish?"
"shut up!"
to G and K
"sigh she drowns it! but a fish cant drown hahaha blondes are dumb"
"taicho we're almost there"
Finally they pass 2nd division and into the soutaicho's office they went, passed the papers, picked up a few things, and said their goodbyes.
"ah kira you go on ahead i forgot i still have some business left, jaa!"
"hai! (thank goodness)" and then kira shunpoed ahead.
"gin, you really cant give him a break"
"mahh? aizen taicho, shouldnt you be with momo-chan?"
"but really, are you having that much fun with your blonde lieutenant?"
"hehe... yep! i bet he doesnt even now im implying that he's an idiot"
(kira while shunpoing...)"ACHOO!"
END
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