The Med-Jai in Black

by Magi

is a Song fic! I made the Men In Black song fit the Med-Jai in Black. it is short but fun. R/R :}

MIB

Try, if you can, to imagine Ardeth Bay singing this, it's hard I know but just try?

And most of this fic is not mine so don't sue, umm, please

MIB

Here come the Med-jai in black

It's the MIB's; here come the MIB's

Here come the Med-jai in black, Med-jai in blaaack, Wont let you discover

Nah Nah Nah,

The good guys dress in black remember that, just in case we ever face to face and make contact,

The title held by me, MIB means what you think you saw you did not see,

So don't blink, be what was there, is now gone, Black cloak with the Black ring bands on

Ride in darkness, move in silence

Guard against the evil priest, imhotep's violence

But, yo, we ain't on no librarian's list

We straight don't exist, no names and no fingerprints

Saw somethin strange, watch your back

Cause you never quite know where the MIB's is at

Uh and…

Here come the Med-jai in black (Med-jai in Blaaaack)

The worlds best defenders (Oahhaooohh ohhhhh)

Here come the Med-jai in Black (Med-jai in Blaaaack)

They won't let you discover

Uh uh, uh uh, now

From the lightest of the lightest day,

On the horizon, dark sand enters sight tight

Cameras zoom, on the impending doom

But then like BOOM black robes fill the dunes up

Were the quickest, kill all the witnesses

Vivid memories turn into fantasies

Ain't no MIB's, can I please

Do what we say, that's the way we kick it

Yeahmean? I see my pussycat getting sicked on ya

We're your first, last and only line of defense

Against the worst scum of the world

So don't fear us, cheer us

If you ever get near us, don't jeer us, we're fearless

MIB's ripping up all the sand

What's that stand for? The Med-jai in Black

The Med-jai in Black

The Med-jai in Black

Let me see ya just Ride with me,

Just Ride with me

Just ride with me c'mon

Let me see ya just fight with me

Just fight with me

Just fight with me

Let me see ya take a walk with me

Just walk it with me

Take a walk with me c'mon

And make your sword work

Now freeze…

Here come the Med-jai in Black (Med-jai in Blaaaaaack)

The wolds best defenders

Here come the Med-jai in Black (Med-jai in Blaaaaack)

They won't let you discover (oh nooooooo)

Alright check it; let me tell you this closin

I know we might seem imposin

But trust me, if we ever show up in your section

Believe me, it's for your own protection

Cause we see things that you need not see

And we be places that you need not be

So go witcha life, forget that weak mummy crap!

Show love to the black robes, cause that's the Med-jai in

That's the Med-jai in…

Here come the Med-jai in Black (here they cooooooooooome)

The worlds best defenders (world-best defenders)

Here come the Med-jai in black (ohhhhh here they cooooome)

They won't let you discover (won't let you discoveeeeer)

Here come the Med-jai in Black (oh here they cooooome)

Worlds best defenders (ohh ohh, ohh ohh, ohh ohh)

Here come the Med-jai in Black

They won't let you discover