Alright peeps, I'm Emi. This is my first fanfic, so don't expect much. I completely blame my ELA teacher for not making me write more.

Anyway, karneval! How bout we stop and applaud that? Karneval is the best creation since '07-ghost'.

TsukitachixGareki

I have been cursed with the need for unusual pairings in every anime/manga i read/watch. since there are only few stories on these lovely boys, i will have to make some brain-candy for myself! It's not very explicit, sadly, because I got caught up in not making the characters ooc. Hopefully they're not. Enjoy!

Manhood is a wonderful thing

Gareki awoke, grumbled, and rolled over in his top bunk. Dim sunlight was just barely peeking through the drapes into the dark room. The sheep usually woke him and Nai up, so he was slightly confused as to why he was up so early. His eyes scanned to room and saw nothing abnormal, just toys scattered by Nai, whom Gareki would have to yell at later for not putting them away. Gareki looked down to his lap and saw the cause for waking him up. Morning wood. He slightly blushed and sighed while crawling down the bunk, stopping to make sure Nai was still sleeping, which he was. The teen made his way across the room, slowly opening the so it didn't creek, and slipped out into the hall. It wasn't as if he could take care of his…..manhood…..in the same room as Nai. He instead made his way down the corridor to the nearest bathroom and sat his bare behind on the closed toilet. He took his member into his hand and started to softly stroke it.

"Hnff….Ughh. " Gareki started to moan slightly and his face was starting to flush a brighter shade of red.

~Whistling~ Tsukitachi walked down the hall of the ship whistling a happy tune with a smile on his face. He'd just gotten back from a Z-table meeting and of course was yelled at for his foolish remarks the whole time. He was making his way to Hirato's room to share a bottle of alcohol, not minding it was early morning. It's always time for alcohol in Tsukitachis' eyes.

"Unh… uh"

Tsukitachi stopped in his tracks. Were those…moans he was hearing? Out of curiosity, he knocked on the door.

"Hellooooo~? Who's in there?" He asked in an upbeat but interested tone.

"….." Tsukitachi started to rattle the doorknob when there was no response. He opened the door and…

Gareki was started to feel close to his 'release' when Tsukitachi called out to him. His face instantly flushed into a deep red and he choked up. He couldn't say anything, and he instantly regretted it when the red-haired captain forced his way into the bathroom. Tsukitachi looked down and saw the teen with his erection in his hand and an immense amount of redness on his face which showed his embarrassment. The room was quiet for awhile, and the first one to break the silence was the captain.

"Hehe..I guess you are becoming a man, Gareki-kun~." Tsukitachi mused. Gareki covered his erection with his hands and glared at him.

"Just get the hell out!" The teen said in an angry but embarrassed whisper. Why couldn't have a dense Yogi stumbled across him masturbating so he could rule it off as something completely different. It just had to be this cynical, sarcastic, second ship captain, who Gareki knew wouldn't just let him off for this.

Gareki started to slide his pants back up his legs, but Tsukitachi pushed him back down.

"Wha-what the fuck! Back off!" Gareki pushed hard on Tsukitachis chest, but he didn't budge. He was starting to get agitated with this man, and his amused expression didn't help.

Before the blue-eyed teen could react, the golden-eyed man reached out to gently caress Gareki's erection.

"Fuwah! Nnn, let go you freaking molester! I'll kick your balls into tomorrow!" Tsukitachi raised his eyebrows at this, and then filled the room with laughter that echoed off the walls. Seeing a cute/threatening Gareki-kun was absolutely entertaining! He quickly sped up the pace of stroking which made Gareki weaken.

Getting caught up in the moment, Gareki started to let out huffs and puffs, along with little moans. With glassy eyes, he looked at random things in the room, and made his way to the captain's crotch which was… hard? Gareki snapped out of it and pushed Tsukitachi off of him and onto the floor.

"Owwww.. Geez, what was that Gareki-kuuun?" the redhead moaned, similar to a child who didn't get the toy he wanted.

"You're an ass! Go die already!" Gareki pulled on his pants (uninterrupted this time) and stepped over the fallen Tsukitachi, 'accidentally' stepping on his crotch.

"GWAAAAAAHHHAA" tears rolled out of his eyes.

Smirking, Gareki ran out of the bathroom.

By the time he got back into his bunk, Gareki had lost his erection. Just when he got under the covers, the door creaked open.

"Baa. Time to get up." The robotic sheep informed Gareki and Nai (who was still asleep)

For now, he would just have to think of ways to get back at Tsukitachi.