Bit of Bananas

Ok, this is from my old old old fanfic some of you may remember, Bananas. Lol It was going to be in another chapter, but I forgot where I was going with it and ended it. Something sparked my interest today and I wrote this little scenario that I thought some of you might like to read. :D Enjoy the torment!

Skipping down the hallowed halls of Hogy-warty Hogwarts was difficult to do, unless, of course, you are gifted in the areas of avoiding touching people as you pass them. Which, luckily, I am! As I skipped, I thought over how I was going to tell Harry a secret of mine. 'This may be more scarring than I thought…well, if he can't handle this then he can't handle Voldy-moldy pants! I concluded. Fortunately, or unfortunately (depending on how you looked at it), my target lay straight ahead, well stood really.

"Harry!" I called, now running full-speed to him. He smiled and waved, waiting for me to catch up before speaking the password and walking into the common room with me.

"Hiya, Gwen. What's up?" he asked, plopping down on the couch. I took a deep breath and let it out slowly.

"Harry, I've got to tell you something."

"Okay."

"It's very important that you not panic, understand?"

"Er..alright?"

"Years ago, before I came back here, my class had to watch a video called The Scarlett Letter…"

"Um…alright then?"

"I'm not finished! There was something in there, something…disturbing."

"Disturbing? It couldn't have been all that bad, Gwen." He chuckled, casually running a hand through his hair.

"Oh, no, Harry it was worse than that!"

"What was it?"
"I saw…"

"You saw..?"

"I…I saw…."

"Yes you saw what?"

"I saw…your godfather naked."

"WHAT?"

"Well, actually, since it was a movie, loads of people saw him naked, but, nonetheless, it was him…in the flesh…er…so to speak." I chuckled, a hand behind my head. "That's all…bye then! I'm off to find George!" I cheered happily, taking off out of the portrait and deeper into Hogwarts to try and find my temporarily lost boyfriend.

-Meanwhile-

Harry stood there for a moment before dropping to the floor, eyes wide and mouth drooling. It was generally accepted after the fact that the weight of facing Voldemort had been too much for him to bear. Those who had also seen Sirius naked knew better.