Author's Notes: To celebrate the release of Kirby Super Star Ultra,(I know it's a little bit late to be celebrating that, but who the hell cares?) I decided to create a fanfiction about Marx, and yes, he is the coolest villain of all times! This is my third fanfiction. I was originally going to make it a oneshot, but then I thought that that would be a lot of writing for just one story cramped up in one fanfiction, so enjoy!

Chpt.1-Little Sightings

"Aaaaaaah! Give me back my bra, Kirby!"

It was a peaceful day in the Smash Mansion, that was until the younger smashers were up to mischief. Kirby had just snatched one of Peach's many bras. He started running down a hallway & with Peach chasing him. Kirby knew if he didn't give the bra back to Peach, he wouldn't exist anymore. Kirby was running for his life from the mad woman who was holding a pan & a golf club. Peach was catching up by the second. Kirby needed to do something or else our pink hero would never walk on Earth again.

"What should I do, what should I do? She's catching up to me! Think think think! I know!" Kirby had just remembered that he was carrying a kitty plush. He sucked up his plush & turned into Snuggle Kirby. Kirby started to grow little fuzzy fur & he had a push me button on his left arm. Peach stopped chasing Kirby & picked him up.

"Awe. You're so cute! I'm sorry if I scared you, you little pink puffball of squishiness!" Peach said as she dropped her weapons & cuddled the pink puffball of squishiness.

"Press my button!" Kirby said with the most adorable voice.

"Hmm. I don't know… the last time I pressed a button that was on a plush, it started barfing all over me, but, what the hell." Peach pressed Kirby's button. Kirby started to rumble like a Gamecube remote & then started to duplicate into 2, then 4, then 8, & you get the picture. By the time the dolls stopped duplicating, the whole hallway was cluttered with little Kirby plushs & the real Kirby escaped from Peach." Damn you Kirby! I will get my revenge! I will get my- oh look! A pink little snugly! Oh, it's so cute!"

"Press my button!"

"Okay!"-

"Did you get the bra Kirby?" Ness asked.

"Yeah & it wasn't worth it! I had to sacrifice Milkshakes!" Kirby said with an angry tone.

-Meow-

"Don't worry Shakes! You'll have to get out of there one way!" Kirby said as he patted his belly & made a sad face.

"Don't tell me you'll still want that thing after it has came out of… you know…" Ness said wide eyed.

"Hell yeah! I got this item from Ribbon!" Kirby said.

"Who's Ribbon?" Ness asked.

"Oh, she's a butterfly lady from the Kirby 64 game, so can we get back to the subject?" Kirby said a bit aggravated.

"Okay sure! So now since we have the bra, let's go back with the others to discuss our awesome plan!" Ness said as he dashed through the hallway & ran straight to the kitchen. Kirby followed behind slowly. He stopped for a second, feeling he was followed by someone or something. He ignored it & continued walking. Then he started to get more suspicious; so he turned around & saw what looked like a clear auraish thing drifting through the area. Kirby rubbed his eyes & when he opened his eyes, it was gone. Kirby got spooked & ran to the kitchen faster than a cheetah chasing prey. After he got to the kitchen, he was still kind of freaked, so everyone (That's only Ness, Lucas, Toon Link, Pikachu, Popo, & Nana since that's the group I came up with.) tried to calm Kirby. "Whoa! Calm down Kirby! Tell us what happened!" Ness said as he pated Kirby's back.

"Ghost thing! Creepy aura! PBS Kids!" Kirby said as he started to scream. Everybody else almost freaked out too when Kirby say the last part, except Popo.

"Ooh! I love PBS Kids!" Popo said. Everybody else stopped screaming & stared at Popo, "What? I only like the cool shows!" said Popo. Nana slapped his face.

"You were probably seeing things Kirby!" said Ness.

"Yeah, like that one time I lost my dog Boney & I thought I found him, but it was really a white coated dog. I think I was thinking too much about chocolate." said Lucas shrugging.

"Umm, Lucas, when did you lose your dog?" Ness asked.

"I think it was when we got those letters inviting every smasher to live in the Smash Mansion." said Lucas.

"My dog was lost too when I got that letter too, & I found this brown dog that looked a lot like my dog. You don't think that I have your dog & you have mine?" Ness asked.

"Hmm, I don't know, let's talk about this at the end of the chapter." said Lucas as he was reading a book.

"Okay! So now that we have everything for our prank, let's discuss it. At night, when everybody's sleeping we are going to put warm water in separate cups. We will sneak in to every smasher's room & we will place their hand into the cup. Then we will put a stinky bra on their face & then we will put whip cream all over their body, & then we will celebrate with cheeseburgers & a choice of soup or salad!" said Ness with a maniacal tone in his voice. Wario, who was in the kitchen, overheard Ness & his "elite" plan.

"Hey kid! What are you talking about?" Wario asked.

"Umm… we were talking about an awesome program. It's called the spreading garlic across the world program. Do you want some garlic?" asked Ness innocently.

"Hell yeah!" Wario shouted as he started jumping up & down.

"Okay, but first you need to go to a porta-potty & take a shower in the water they have there, then go to the closest Mexican super market & ask for some free garlic. They might say no for the first couple of times, but they will eventually have to give it to you." said Ness.

"Wow kid, that is the smartest thing anybody has came up with!" Wario said pleased.

"Really? Because his report card says that he's retarded!" Toon Link said smiling. Ness punched his gut.

"Whatever, I'm going to get free garlic!" Wario said as he ran to the closest porta-potty & did what he was told.

"Okay so our meeting is dismissed," said Ness as everyone left. He went to Kirby for a favor, "Hey Kirby, can you help me with something?"

"Sure, what do you need?" asked Kirby.

"Well, my little sister, Tracey, her birthday will be in a few days & see, I don't have a present for her. Can you help me get one for her?" Ness asked.

"Okay, sure," Kirby said.

"Oh thank you thank you! You have just saved my room from being a disaster! You see, the other year,"-

flashback

Ness was heading home for a family reunion. When he got home, he greeted his family.

"Welcome back Ness! How have you been?" asked Ness's mom.

"Great! How about you?" Ness asked.

"It's been better really; your sister has been asking me the whole week for the birthday present," said Ness's mom.

Ness's sister, Tracey, dashed up to Ness.

"Oh Ness. Do you have my birthday present?" asked Tracey like if she was an angel.

"Um, err, um…I forgot…" said Ness smiling.

Tracey's eyes grew watery, she started to whimper, then, she started to cry for about 4 minutes, after that, her eyes grew red. She started to beat up Ness & she stared to cuss a lot. She wrecked his room, & after that, she went back to her innocent self.

flashback end

"So you see Kirby, now you know why to give a sibling a birthday present, because if you don't, they will go into a meltdown & turn everything you own into crap, so come on! Let's go on eBay & see what they have," Ness said as he dashed to the nearest computer he could find. Kirby followed behind. Then, he heard a deep whisper.

"K-ir-by…pre-pare your-self 4 days fr-om now…"

Kirby just followed Ness even faster.

-Subspace-

"Haha! I feel better than ever, thank you Tabuu for your horrible deed! With my powerful attacks & your supernatural grants, there's no way anybody can stop me & I will be able to get my revenge!" Marx, the one who's all behind the creepy stuff said.

"Don't mention it, now go destroy the enemy!" said Tabuu…

End of Chapter.

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