To Grill a Pidgeotto
Or, everyone
gets lost (again!)
Summary: Summaries are evil! Someday I will go on a quest to
remove summaries….Right after I figure out what I'm talking about.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this, except for the story.
(duh!)
Okay, time to begin.
Once upon a time Ash-Tachi were lost in the woods (that
always seems to happen, doesn't it?) Anyway, the basics happened. Brock cooks
some lazy-boy-no-chew-stew, Ash acts all lazy, and Misty disappears. (Whenever
Brock is cooking, she's never there!) Then the unsurprising puff of smoke went
Poof! Then it went Poof again! And then it got its act together and went Poof!
Then Team Rocket appeared and started singing their wonderful song.
James:
"Heeeeeeeeee!"
Jessie: "Lives
in a pineapple under the sea!
James:
"Spongebob Squarepants!"
Jessie: Porris
and yellow, absorbant is…
Then they were rudely interrupted by a nearby tree turning
into Spongebob Squarepants.
Then the basics happened Let's state them orderly, shall we?
*Ash yelled, "Who
let the dogs out?"
*Misty ate Togepi
*Togepi was eaten
*Brock walked
into a tree
*Pikachu turned
into a fried chicken
Now let's stop stating them orderly, okay?
Ash challenged them to a battle, as always, and they agreed. So,
the match was:
Fried Chicken versus Arbok
Psyduck versus Weezing
Brock versus Meowth
In the event that followed, lets just say that Pile of Chicken
Bones, Dead Duck, and Mummy would be staying in the hospital for quite some
time now!
Suddenly a girl fell out
of the clouds, sent out a Hypno, Skarmory, Feraligatr, Magneton, Wigglytuff,
and a Rhydon, and disappeared. Then everyone except for the few I just
mentioned walked off a cliff. And they fell and fell and fell and Giovanni
appeared and fell and fell and Professor Oak appeared and fell and fell and
fell and fell and Ludo Bagman appeared and fell and gave them both a big bear
hug and fell and fell and fell and a snorlax fell on them and everywhere
Wimbourne Wasp fans groaned in agony and fell and fell and fell and fell and
fell and-..landed. In a river, to be precise. Only this river was made of (da
da da duh!) Dr. Pepper! (oh, by the way, the snorlax is gone) So, they decided
to have 3 people swim out and try to find land. They had almost chosen Ash,
Misty and Tracey (Where'd he come from?) but, after a long argument with the
author (in which James drank most of the Dr. Pepper) Pikachu suddenly appeared.
You: But I thought he was a Pile of Chicken Bones!
Me: He was.
Then Psyduck appeared.
You: But I thought he was a Dead Duck!
Me: He was.
Then Brock appeared.
You: But I thought he was a Mummy!
Me: He was.
You: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**runs screaming into the horizon**
So, after everyone saw how powerful the wise and wonderful author
was, and then noticed her Tyranitar marching toward them, they elected these
three people to swim and look for land. Here they are:
Drum roll,
please.
**Da da da da!**
MeeeeeeeeeOWTH!
**Da da da da!**
BrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrOCK!
**Da da da da!**
SpppppppppppppONGEBOB!
So, now that it's all settled…
They swam and swam and swam and swam and swam and swam and came to
a huge…………WATERFALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
Only this was no ordinary waterfall. Because instead of water, it
contained…
(da da da duh!) Mountain
Dew! So they fell down and down and Splat! They were squished.
Just kidding.
What REALLY happened was that they landed in a specialized
campground just for them. Ash and all of his friends were there. All of Ash's
enemies were NOT there. Get the picture? There was a book lying
on the ground. It was labeled: "Ash's Wonderful Recipes." Wanna read it? Scroll
to the arrow on the right side. Don't want to read it? Tough luck. Scroll down
to the arrow on the right side anyway.
Now let's see. What did you want me to do? Ummmmmm…I know! I'll
read you a story. Let's see, here's one called "From the Mixed up Files of Mrs.
Basil E. Frankweiler." How about this? Okay, here we go:
"It was a dark
and stormy night.
Suddenly, a
shot ran out."
Wait a minute. This is "101 Mystery Stories That All Sound Alike."
In small print it says Special: 102nd totally different
story on back. Let's look at that.
Blah Blah Blah…Ah ha! Here we are!
"The detective
paced across the room.
"I have
solved the murder," he said.
"The
murderer of 'Brr' D. Boy is…
…a person called Hy Purmew."
You say you want to hear "To Grill a Pidgeotto"?
Okay, let's see. To Kill A Mockingbird, No. To Grill A
Mockingbird, No. To Grill A Pidgeotto, Yes! Okay, here we go.
Once upon a-What? You say
you want to hear a different part? What different part? The part I'm at? Okay.
So, anyway, Ash and friends were cookin' franks and eatin'
s'mores. Then suddenly Spongebob Squarepants disappeared, appeared in a cloud
hovering two inches above Yugoslavia, and became a dictator for penguins. Then
suddenly everyone turned into Tracey (except for Brock) and four pokemon
appeared. They were:
Da da da duh! A Scyther of unusual color.
Da da da duh! A Mew2 with a angry expression on its face.
Da da da duh! A Mew that was seemingly covered with
berries.
DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A Mew that that was carrying
a 12-liter bottle of Mello-Yello! (It works better than Mountain dew, believe
me!)
The last pokemon
was…………….MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then each pokemon immediately pulled an item out. PinkScyther had
a flamethrower. AngryMew2 had a… well, turned into a pinsir. Mewberries had a
meat tenderizer. HyperMew had a butcher knife.
40 miles away, the town of Wakamakamakamaka heard ear-shattering
echoes of
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Five seconds later, all that was left were Brock standing in a
cloud of dust, Togepi singing the Pinky and the Brain theme song, and four
transparent Traceys with pink headbands for halos floating up, up, up, up…………
END!!!!!!!
Finally! I finished! I started out with an idea, got writer's
block halfway through, and had to end with that. I don't care if you flame me.
Flames will be used to kill Tracey in the near future. Oh, by the way, I am in
no way associated with PinkScyther, AngryMew2, or Mewberries. I just put them
in here because I know they hate Tracey and I thought they would like to join
the fun. Sorry, people.
Uh oh…. I think I'm forgetting something…**the entire TR marches
toward HyperMew** as the picture fades out, you can hear in the distance:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Read Ash vs. Me if you don't understand the last part.
Good-bye!!
