"Hello Squalor residence Esme Squalor speaking."
"Hello, E. It's O"
"O! I haven't heard from you in years!"
"I know, E, it's because to left me for Jerrid remember?"
"Yes, I remember. Why are you calling?"
"I'm calling because I need your help. I understand your husband knew the Baudelaires. I understand you've adopted their children and you have access to the Quagmire fortune."
"Yes I'm getting the brats today or tomorrow or something like that and yes I am in control of their fortune."
"Well I want to meet you for lunch. When are you free?"
"Today. It's in to eat lunch at one o clack where do you want to meet me?"
"The Ralton. You remember where it is right?"
"Yes its next to the V.F.D ."
"Good I'll see you in an hour."
"Okay. See you then."
"And, E? You better be as beautiful as you used to be or I will be sorely disappointed."
"Shut up, O. I'll see you soon."
"Bye."