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[A/N] Hey, guys! I know this is the first thing I'm posting out of the four things I'm supposed to get up by the 31st, but uh...yeah, you know how it is. I'll get at least one more of the things up, I promise.[END A/N]
"Hello, I am Johnny Ghost, Paranormal Investigator Extraordinaire. Otherwise known as P.I.E. And this is my partner, Johnny Toa-" I was so rudely cut off by him. "Sir, someone sighted a ghost." Toast informed. "Great. Wait, today's Christmas! The one day ghosts don't haunt..." I raised an eyebrow. Toast just shrugged. "I guess they just felt like it." He said. "Can you use your magical British directions to lead us to the house?" I asked. Toast just rollerolled his eyes. "It's called a GPS. It's not magical or British." He lied, I'm assuming. I just got into our legit white van, him following suit. Once we got to the house, a bunch of stuff was trashed. We walked inside heroically. The ghost surrendered immediately, too scared by our awesomeness to resis- (Toast:) Sir, that's the opposite of what happened. This is what really happened: we actually walked up to the house very cautiously and you wet yourself when you saw tthe ghost. He was actually quiet friendly looking. Anyway, we knocked on the door. Someone who looked a lot like Scrooge opened the door. "Hello, Mr. Scrooge." Ghost said, holding up his badge. "I'm here to investigate your ghost problem." "I'm not Scrooge." The man replied patiently. "Then who are you?" Ghost raised an eyebrow. "Why should I tell you?" He crossed his arms. Ghost rolled his eyes, sighing. "You had a ghost problem?" Ghost aasked. "I can assure you this place isn't haunted." The man said. I glanced at Johnny, waiting for his reaction. "It is! I can feel a level 7 entity." Ghost crossed his arms. "Well, I like the ghost." Annnnd he closed the door. "You heard the man, let's g-" I cut him off "Don't you think we should try to catch i-" and then he cut me off. "Nah. We should go home, it's Christmas." Ghost continued to our legit white van. "Alright, fine. But when this guy calls in a month, the blame's going to you." I said. Remember now? That's how it went, sir. (Ghost:) *sigh* whatever. This is P.I.E., and we'll see you next time
[A/N] I know it was a bit of a letdown, but I'm better with romance and comedy and stuff...terrible at action. Anyway, I know I don't have a huge set of fans, but if I did, what do you guys think I'd call them? Like how Youtubers do that thing where they call their fans by one name... [END A/N]