Morning at the Smash Mansion always seems to start nice and calm. That is, until, breakfast gets announced.
And why is this a particular problem? Because it just so happens that a key component of today's breakfast is missing...
"WAH!?" Wario exclaimed in disbelief as he checked all the cabinets, shaking his head. "This can't be! Tell me it isn't so!"
The female, blue shirt Wii Fit Trainer yawned loudly as she approached the fat biker Italian, placing her hands on her hips. "What's wrong now?"
"What's wrong!?" Wario exclaimed as he grabbed the pale skin fitness trainer and violently shook her. "WE'RE OUT OF WAFFLES! THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG!"
"Out of... oh no!" The Wii Fit Trainer exclaimed in shock as she placed her hands on her face. "What are we going to do without a healthy, balanced diet to start our day?"
"I don't know, but I'm gonna find who's responsible for this!" Waluigi exclaimed as he approached Wario and WFT with his purple colored tennis racket. "Snatching away waffles? That's just not rude, it's being a major dick! And I should know!"
Wario and WFT clamored in agreement with Waluigi, all three humans turning around to hear Wolf O' Donnell yawning loudly as he entered the kitchen with a newspaper in hand.
"What the hell are you idiots blabbering about now?" Wolf remarked as he checked the refrigerator.
Wario growled as he stomped his right foot, clenching his fists. "We're out of waffles, you space furry! Can't you have any sympathy to see we're going through an existential crisis!?"
Wolf simply poured some cold milk into an empty glass as he sipped it, facing the three strange human beings. "If I helped you all, would you stop acting so strange?"
"YES!" Wario, Waluigi, and the Wii Fit Trainer exclaimed in unison as they all nodded their heads.
Taking another sip of his milk, Wolf finished the glass as he placed down the newspaper, stretching his arms out. "All right. Wait here." He casually walked out of the kitchen, heading to the garage.
Several seconds later, the kitchen wall was broken, with a red Landmaster approaching the human trio. Wolf emerged from the top, motioning them to all get in. Looking at each other and shrugging, the other three jumped into the Landmaster as Wolf piloted it out of the mansion, heading down the grassy hill, with the mansion being near the Battlefield.
Master Hand entered the kitchen to check on supplies, sighing in annoyance to see the damage caused by the Landmaster. "Damn it, I keep telling these guys to not drive the Landmasters in the mansion... ugh..."