The Twisted Side of Twilight
"I'm sorry Jacob, but we can never be together. Bella thinks I'm cheating on her with another girl. She's making us move somewhere else, and I don't think I'm aloud to tell you where it is," he said.
"But Edward," I said, but he cut me off.
"Goodbye." I was crestfallen. I couldn't let this go. I had to follow him. But as a vampire who can read minds, he probably knows by now, what with Alice seeing my future and Edward reading her mind. It didn't matter. I had to follow him. I followed him and Bella to the airport, luckily without them knowing. They boarded the plane for London, England, so I boarded the next one.
I sat down in my seat and I was sitting next to this girl. She kept giving me flirty eyes, and then she started full on flirting! I can't stand it when girls flirt with gay guys, so I just told her, "Um, I see you're trying to flirt with me, but I have to tell you, I'm gay, so if you will please stop. Thank you."
She looked disgusted, then sad. Then she said, "Damn it! That happened to me on the bus ride here!"
I just nodded, and went to sleep. The plane landed, and I woke up. I looked beside me, but the girl was in the seat across the aisle, making out with some dude I hadn't seen before. Oh well. Those female prejiduced against gay guys shall be picky and get with straight guys. But I didn't care. I was about to get back my man.
I got off the plane and went to the one place that Edward would be in London:Hogwarts. I saw him talking to Bella outside the doors of Hogwarts, and I saw Harry Potter looking wonderfully cute, so I went over there to flirt. I started flirting and then all of a sudden out of nowhere Edward comes flying in and tackles me. Then we start wresteling, but I was so happy to see Edward, I didn't care if he was mad at me or not. I pressed my chest against his, and then my lips melted into his, and the moment was just perfect. Then, all of a sudden, Bella comes in out of nowhere all crying and stuff, and then, just started laughing. Then Harry came in and apparently, he wasn't a true gay, because he started flirting with Bella better than he flirted with me. But I didn't care. I was happy with my boyfriend, and I hoped he would agree to stay with me forever and ever.