Sex Ed Chapter 1: Flour for Flowers, a naruto fanfic

Sex Ed

A SaiSaku fanfiction with the preview below.

"What? I have to live with Sai for a month and be a couple? This has to be some kind of joke!" Sai gently grabbed one of her clenched fists and put it in between both of his palms. "It will be okay darling." "Your acting right?" "Of course ugly." He scared her for a moment.

*WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW BEFORE READING*

Sasuke never left Konoha and is still apart of team 7. Sai is also apart of team 7. There is currently no conflict going on with the villages in the story whatsoever. Now you can enjoy.

Chapter 1: Flour for Flowers

It was a beautiful sunny day yet it felt so dull and unexciting. Sakura held back her yawn. There's some sort of class for the teenage ninjas of Konoha at the Ninja Academy today. Tsunade announced it a month in advance. No one had a clue what it was about except a few select Jounin and Lady Tsunade herself. "This better be something wroth my time for me to have to get up at 6:00 am on a Saturday." Griped Naruto. Sasuke ignored him and continued walking with a blank expression. Sai's reaction similar to Sasuke's of course. They had a few other things in common than just looks.

"I'm sure it's important." Although the pinked haired teenager was feeling something similar about today, but she knew better than to set Naruto off. Sai turned a page of one of his advice books. He had recently mastered reading and walking at the same time.

"Oh shit! I forgot my wallet at home! I'll meet you guys there! Later!" Naruto turned around and ran off. "Wai-" Before Sakura could finish her sentence she was stopped by both Sai and Sasuke. "I was going to offer to lend him some money so he could buy lunch."

"Don't. Let's wait till he figures that out on his own. I don't need any more complaints from him right now." Said Sasuke. "Alright." She couldn't help but agree with the Uchiha. She couldn't help but always agree with his opinions.

¾ of Team 7 entered their classroom. The classroom seemed almost filled. Despite the rooms population count, more kids still entered the room. A lot of the others they already were acquainted with. Sitting at the teacher's desk was the familiar face of their old proctor. Anko hadn't changed a bit in the past few years since they had seen her. Sasuke, Sakura, and Sai took the last 3 seatsin the middle of the room. "Anko Sensei, there aren't enough seats."

Anko smiled. "Budget cuts Sakura, budget cuts." Anko got out of her chair and walked to the front of the class. A rather familiar big white poster unrolled behind Anko's back with her name on it in big black letters. "I AM-" Anko's immediate broadcast was interrupted by no other than Kiba Inuzuka. The dog boy was standing in front of his chair with both hands on his table in front of himself. "Your Mitsarashi Anko! We get it! Two introductions aren't necessary!" The purple haired proctor put a hand on her hip."Fine! Be that way! As I was saying-" "Will you just-!" "KIBA JUST SHUT UP!" Kiba quickly took back to his seat. Their arugument had been so loud Sakura had slightly jumped in her seat at the start of it. Anko always had a talent at being loud. If you were to consider being loud a talent per say.

"Good morning class!" "Good morning Anko Sensei." The entire class sounded dull and unimpressed. "My, what a beautiful day for teaching. Well, stand up in front of the class children. I have assigned seats for you." Everyone seemed to obey except a few sleeping students.

"Aren't you going to wake them up?" said Ino. "No, Just leave them." The people that already knew her from before didn't look surprised at all. The others looked rather confused.

"Since there have been budget cuts. Some of you will have to share seats and books. I hope you don't mind."

"What if we do mind?" said a boy unknown to Sakura. "Don't look at me. Take it to Lady Hokage." Which of course, any idiot knew better than to do.

Anko hastily drew a seating chart on the chalk board. Everyone crowded the well washed chalk board to see who they sat by. "Great. At least I won't be talked to death by someone like Naruto." Sakura thought. She shared a seat with Sai in the front row. "Let's go take our seat hag." Sakura clenched her fist and reminded herself that Sai was her teammate whether she liked it or not.

Naruto burst in through the door. He rubbed his back and gave a goofy smile. "Sorry I'm late!" Anko turned her head to him. "That's okay Naruto."

"Really?"

"Sure!" She gave him a smile and clasped her hands together. "You can share a seat with Sasuke since your tardy and he didn't greet me this morning with the rest of the class." "Awww man!" Naruto sulked to his shared seat.

"Now that there aren't anymore interruptions, lets start class. You all get to learn where babies come from today!" Naruto shot out of his chair, nearly knocking Sasuke out of it in the process. "Were not 5 Anko Sensei! What idiot doesn't know babies come from the stork?" His seat partner pretended not to know him like he seemed to do half of the time. Sakura put a palm to her face. "Oh, Naruto." Meanwhile her seat buddy just simply smiled.

"Your the idiot Naruto! We all know summer babies come from cabbage patches and winter babies from snow banks!" Shouted Kiba half way across the room. Chouji sprang up. "Hey! My mom says babies come from Walmart!" Very soon the entire class grew into a loud massive argument.

Anko sighed and put her hands on her hips. "Enough!" Her effort was ignored. Anko blew her whistle.

Some of the teenagers were on the verge of fist fights, but when her whistle blew everyone looked at their new Sensei. "And that children, is why you are all here."

"Over time Konoha has had an increasing amount of bad parents and sexual cluelessness. We never have had Sex and Parenting Education in Konoha." Anko started to pace around the room. "I'm sure plenty of you have been beaten by your parents." Sakura looked around the classroom. Some of the ninjas in the class looked stunned by her comment, others wore guilty faces. Except Sai of course, his expression indifferent.

"There have been a lot of visits at the hospital lately from the sexually clueless. Medics have been answering the same simple questions daily. It's getting rather costly to the hospital's funds and time."

"So that's why! Lady Tsunade wanted to save some money! We only get three questions per a day like those." Sakura sighed. "I swear I'm never going to get involved in gambling."

"To see what you know so far. Your all being assigned a project." Anko smiled.

"Congratulations! Your all now parents of a beautiful bag of flour!" Sakura's jaw dropped. "What in the world is Lady Tsunade thinking!" "Do we get to pick our partners?" Asked Naruto as he winked at Sakura. His teammate quickly tunred her head away from him and pretended to be distracted by a poster on the wall. "Of course not! I was just about to read off your partners names off of a list before I was so rudely interrupted." Anko grabbed a clip board off of her desk. She began to go down the list. Sakura impatiently waited for her name to be called all the while scilently praying. "Please let it be Sasuke. Please let it be Sasuke. Please let it be Sasuke."

"...Sakura and Sasuke..." Sakura sprang out of her seat with joy. "In your face!" Sakura pointed at Ino, her face decorated with a victorious smirk.

"Oh, I'm sorry, there's a smudge on the name. I mean Sakura and Sai." Her body felt limp. She quickly fell back into the chair. "What did you just say billboard brow? I couldn't hear you?" Sakura turned away from Ino and scowled.

Sai tapped Sakura's shoulder to get her attention. She turned to see her emotionaly special teammate smiling. "Let's hope it doesn't take after you." "Shut up!" She wasn't in the mood for this.

"Since there are a lot of extra boys in the class, Sasuke is paired with Naruto." Both of the boys did not look like happy campers. Many of the girls in the class looked rather disappointed.

Anko opened up a big wooden crate near her desk and began to pass out the bags of flour. Sakura was handed one with two small pink buttons for eyes. It's mouth looked like it had been drawn on with a sharpie. It was so big it looked almost half her size. Sai pointed to the upper half of the bag of flour. "Looks like our hopes have failed. It has your forehead." "Aww, it has your cheap smile."

Anko then handed out a sheet of paper that was the rubric. "This isn't as simple as you would think it would be. You and your partner have to act as real parents as much as possible. If you don't, we will know."

"How do you know?" Asked Naruto.

"Just do what your supposed to and you don't have to find out."

Sakura looked down at her paper and began to read it.

Treat this bag of flower as if it were alive. It is your and your partners child. You get to chose the name together. The flour bags with pink eyes are girls. The ones with blue are boys. You don't exactly have to appear as a couple but must act as happy parents. You must live with your partner as long as the project is in progress and go out together as a family. Take your child shopping for clothes and other baby things.

Sakura slammed her fists against the table. Putting a crack in the cheap wood in the process.

"Calm down Sakura, it's not like you two have to have sex. Think of it like a mission. It's only for a week." Anko said it so nonchalantly it annoyed her.

She was so going to talk to Lady Tsunade about this.

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I've had this idea for a few years now and finally decided to do something with it. I recently rescued a goldfish abandoned in my school yard with my best friend Katie. (Happy now Katie? lol) I found him left alone on a handicapped sign. Since he shows no facial expressions I named him Sai. XD Please review, if not for me then do it for Sai the rescued goldfish.

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