Friend, Foe, Hamster?
Chapter 1: Jauqe Van' Gerbilwheel
Hamsterviel sat in his cell on a galactic prison rock, pondering. His cell had a bed with a pillow about Hamsterviel's size. Instead of bars his cell was guarded by a plasma shield (no duh). The gaurd came by. He was the same race as Plealky's, and looked like him too except that he was more muscular and had on a gaurd outfit (helmet, suit, boots, etc.). "Okay Gerbilwheel, time for dinner." said the gaurd. "That's HAMSTERVIEL, HAMSTERVEIL you buffoon, get it through your big oversized head!" screamed Hamsterviel jumping up and down on his matress. The gaurd opened up a hole in the plasma shield and slid the food through, Hamsterviel snapped at him, "Get your grubby paws away from my food before I go primal on you!" The gaurd pulled his hand back out the hole and left. Hamsterviel had ordered a jumbo Earth meal. Hamsterviel made sure the coast was clear. He took his pillow and stuffed it up under his covers on his bed. "Bye bye prison rock, hello Earth," said Hamsterviel as he cut the turkey with the "saftey" knife. He jumped inside it, made a small hole for air to get in and closed up the slit. After about and hour or so of waiting inside the turkey Hamsterviel heard something. "Okay, I'm going to go get prisoner 253's left-overs, I doubt he ate it all," said the guard. The gaurd from earlier appeared and looked in the cell. All he saw was the lump under the bed covers and the untouched turkey. He picked up the turkey and left. "Little wierdo," Hamsterviel heard the guard say. The gaurd was heading towards the kitchen. Hamsterviel heard the guard talking to people along the way, occasionally stopping. The gaurd got to the kithchen and set the turkey down. The chef walked over, "Didn't even eat it, and he only gets one special meal a year," "Oh well," said the cook. The gaurd left and the chef set the turkey in the food container. Hamstervil poked a hole in the turkey and stuck one of his ears through. He strained to hear. He stayed like that for a long while, just listening. "How long has it been?" he thought. "One hour, two hours, three mabey," Hamsterviel thought. Then he heard what he had been waiting for. "Alright," said the chef. "All of the prisoners have been fed and it's time for me to get some shut eye," he continued. Hamsterviel pulled his ear in and looked out the hole. The lights went off, then the door closed. "Time to make my move," said Hamsterviel quietly. He ripped the turkey open and pulled himself free. He breathed in as much air as he could (FYI: he didn't get that much air in the turkey). "Alright, time to get going," said Hamsterviel to himself. He dropped to the ground. Hamsterviel crept to the door and pushed it open. He ran to a shaded spot, and another. "Where could the hangar be?" thought Hamsterviel. He looked up, and right above him was a directory. "Hmm, now where could it be," he thought. "There!" he yelled. The alarm went off. Hamsterveil took to his feet and started off down the hall knowing that the gaurds would be there any minute. He kept running as fast as he could. (Which is pretty fast for a guy with almost no legs). He had made, central hangar dead ahead. Right as he got through the door an ambush lay waiting on the other side. Hamsterviel saw the armed guards. He had to think quickly, which was his specialty. He ran forward as fast as he could avoiding the stun lazers. He slipped under the guards' legs and headed for the nearest ship. He hopped into the back of a barge leaving the dock. He landed on a crate as the doors on the barge closed. It left the hangar. Hamsterviel was able to find some things in the barge and put together a homemade ship. He started it up. "Yes!" yelled Hamsterviel joyously. "It works!" He pulled out his homemade plasma cannon and blew a hole in the back of the barge. His ship sputtered through the hole. He set his direction towards Earth. "If only I had put in a comunicator I could call that sushi headed buffoon Gantu and his yellow sandwhich making friend experiment 625," said Hamsterviel. He putted on throught space. His ship pulled to a halt, as he gazed at Earth. "At last!" said Hamsterviel. "At last I'm free!" he said. He pushed his ship full throttle towards Hawaii, but then something started to happen. His ship began heating up. Pieces were falling off and red lights were flashing, smoke filling up the cockpit. Hamsterviel coughed, "CURSE YOU ATMOSPHERE!" His ship went tumbling towards the ground. He ejected at the last minute and flew through the air. He landed in the shallows on the beach. Dripping wet Hamsterviel pulled himself up. He crawled over to a palm tree and leaned against it. "I'm alive," he said. He screamed, "I'M ALIVE!" His ship which had landed a few yards away sputtered. He slowly walked over to it still weary and wet. It bursted open, oil flying all over Hamsterviel's white fur. "Ghaaa!" "Stupid machine!" screamed Hamserviel. He kicked it and the ship exploded. Hamsterviel was sent flying into a tree hitting his head. He lay there a goose egg buldging on his skull, his cape and belt gone, tail fluffed up, fur black, and eyes blue. "He stood up and wandered around the beach. Head still pounding he looked out on a point over the city near the light house. "Who am I?" he asked, and he passed out. Sparky however was just leaving the lighthouse to go investigate the object that he had just seen in the sky (Hamsterviel's ship). He saw the new black Hamsterviel lying unconcious on the ground. "Hey, wait a minute," said Sparky. "Do I know you?" Sparky asked the obviously unconcious figure. "Huh, not answering eh?" asked Sparky enjoying himself thoroughly. "Okay, better take you to Jumba then," said Sparky picking Hamsterviel up over his shoulder. "So?" asked Sparky. "You want some food?"...