Kingdom Smash'd
This takes place after the events of LOK: MULTIVERSE CROSSOVER
Kairi: So, suppose you get to another world. What would you do there?
Riku: Well, I haven't really thought about it. It's just... I've always wondered why we're here on this island. If there are any other worlds out there, why did we end up on this one? And suppose there are other worlds... then ours is just a little piece of something much greater. So we could have just as easily ended up somewhere else, right?
Sora: I don't know.
Riku: Exactly. That's why we need to go out there and find out. Just sitting here won't change a thing. It's the same old stuff. So let's go.
Sora: I've been having these weird thoughts lately... like is any of this for real or not?
Ansem: This world has been connected. Tied to the darkness... soon to be completely eclipsed. There is so very much to learn. You understand so little.
Ansem: One who knows nothing can understand nothing.
Squall (Leon): Still hard to believe that you of all people are the chosen one. Well, I suppose beggars can't be choosers.
Sephiroth: I am the chosen one!
Riku: [to Sora] Take care of her.
Riku: [his last lines, to Sora] Take care of her.
Sora: Gimme a break, Kairi.
Kairi: Sora, you lazy bum. I knew I'd find you snoozing down here.
Sora: No, no, this big black dream swallowed me up! I couldn't breathe, I couldn't - ow!
Kairi: Have you been dreaming again?
Sora: It wasn't a dream. Or was it? I don't know.
Kairi: Yeah, sure.
Sora: So Kairi, what was it like in your hometown, like where you grew up?
Kairi: I told you before, I don't remember.
Sora: Nothing at all?
Kairi: Nothing.
Sora: Would you ever like to go back?
Kairi: Hmm... Well, I'm happy here. But I wouldn't mind going to see it.
Sora: I would like to see it too, with any other worlds out there. I'd like to see 'em all.
Kairi: So what are you waiting for?
Ansem: [In Riku's body, facing the ocean] Look at this tiny place. To the heart seeking freedom, this island is a prison, surrounded by water. And so, this boy sought to escape his prison, and he opened his heart to darkness.
[Turns toward Sora, changing into Ansem]
Sora: Riku!
Ansem: Don't bother. Your voice can no longer reach him where he is. His heart belongs again to Darkness.
Squall (Leon): The Heartless have great fear of the Keyblade. That's why they'll keep coming after you no matter what.
Hades: That little squirt took down that Heartless! Who'd have thought it?
Jafar: Such is the power of the Keyblade. The child's strength is not his own.
Ursula: Why don't we turn him into a Heartless? That'll settle things quick enough.
Captain Hook: And the brat's friends are the king's lackeys. Swoogle me eyes, they're all bilge rats by the look of them.
Oogie Boogie: You're no prize yourself.
Captain Hook: Shut up!
Maleficent: Enough. The Keyblade has chosen him. Will it be he who conquers the darkness? Or will the darkness swallow him? Either way, he could be quite useful...
Doorknob: Must you be so loud? You woke me up.
Goofy: Good morning.
Doorknob: Good night! I need a bit more sleep.
The Queen of Hearts: This girl is the culprit. There's no doubt about it. And the reason is... because I say so, that's why!
Alice: That is so unfair!
Alice: I've done absolutely nothing wrong! You may be queen, but I'm afraid that doesn't give you the right to be so... so mean!
Goofy: We're outsiders, so wouldn't that be muddling?
Donald Duck: "Meddling"!
Jack Skellington: Oogie Boogie, give me back the heart!
Oogie Boogie: You want it? Well then, come on over here and get it!
Riku: What? You'd rather fight me? Over a puppet that has no heart?
Sora: Heart or no heart, at least he still has a conscience.
Riku: Conscience?
Sora: You might not hear it, but right now it's loud and clear. And it's telling me you're on the wrong side!
Mayor: And now, allow me to introduce the master of terror, the king of nightmares... Jack Skellington!
Jack Skellington: The ingredients for a heart: Pulse.
[Frog]
Jack Skellington: Emotion.
Dr. Finkelstein: Terror.
[Spider]
Jack Skellington: Fear.
[Scratching glass]
Jack Skellington: Hope and despair.
[Two snakes eating each other, forming a circle]
Jack Skellington: Mix them all together, and we have a heart!
Oogie Boogie: A heart? That bonehead Jack is really making a heart? I'll be jiggered! That works for me! Ooh, when I get my hands on that... Well, I've got no hands, but I'm still gonna nab that heart and control the Heartless.\
Dr. Finkelstein: What is a heart anyway?
Riku: Giving up already? C'mon, Sora, I thought you were stronger than that.
Jafar: [Sora's party had defeated Clayton] What drew the Heartless to that world?
Maleficent: The hunter lured them there. It was his lust for power that was the bait. But it seems the bait was too tasty for his own good.
Oogie Boogie: [laughs] Yeah, he got chomped instead!
Jafar: A weak-hearted fool like him stood no chance against the Heartless. But the boy is a problem. He found one of the Keyholes.
Maleficent: Fear not. It will take him ages to find the rest. Besides, he remains blissfully unaware of our other plan.
Ursula: Yes, the princesses...
Maleficent: They're falling into our hands, one by one.
[Alice is revealed, having been captured]
Maleficent: Speaking of which...
Donald Duck: We've got a problem, Goofy! But don't tell anyone...
Goofy: [looking past Donald] Queen Minnie?
Donald Duck: Not even the queen!
Goofy: Daisy?
Donald Duck: No, it's top secret!
Goofy: G'morning, ladies.
[Donald turns and sees Minnie and Daisy standing behind him]
Goofy: While we're in other worlds, we can't let on where we're from. We've gotta protect the world border.
Donald Duck: Order, Goofy, order!
Goofy: Right, world order.
Riku: Once we set through, we might not be able to come back. We may never see our parents again. There's no turning back. But this may be our only chance. We can't let fear stop us! I'm not afraid of the darkness!
[on board Captain Hook's ship]
Captain Hook: What? So Wendy's not one of the chosen ones?
Riku: There are seven, supposedly, and Maleficent says she's not one of them. Hoist anchor as soon as possible. Leave all the dead weight behind, including her.
Captain Hook: After the trouble of capturing her? And why those seven? What is Maleficent planning, anyway?
Riku: Who knows? As long as it means getting Kairi's heart back, I couldn't care less.
Captain Hook: You're wasting your time! The Heartless have devoured that girl's heart. I'll stake me other hand it's lost forever.
Riku: I will find it no matter what.
Sora: Kairi! Remember what you said before? I'm always with you too. I'll come back to you... I promise!
Kairi: I know you will!
Ansem: Darkness conquers all worlds!
Phil: ...I hearby dub thee junior heroes.
Donald Duck: Hey, what do you mean "Junior Heroes"?
Sephiroth: [During battle] I will take you to the promised land!
Aerith: Okay, you know there are many other worlds out there besides your castle and this town, right?
Donald Duck: Yeah.
Goofy: But they're supposed to be a secret.
Aerith: They've been secret because they've never been connected. Until now. When the Heartless came, everything changed.
Goofy: Ansem?
Aerith: He was studying the Heartless. He recorded all his findings in a very detailed report.
Goofy: Gwarsh, uh, can we see it?
Aerith: Its pages are scattered everywhere.
Donald Duck: Scattered?
Aerith: To many worlds.
Sora: Well, I didn't ask for it.
Yuffie: The Keyblade chooses its master. And it chose you.
Squall (Leon): So tough luck.
Sora: I wonder if I can find Riku and Kairi.
Donald Duck: Of course.
Goofy: [aside] Are you sure?
Donald Duck: [aside] Who knows? But we need him to come with us to help us find the king.
[the trio introduce themselves to one another]
Donald Duck: Donald Duck.
Goofy: Name's Goofy.
Sora: I'm Sora.
Goofy: All for one, one for all.
Sora: Let Pincchio go, Riku!
Jimminy: [crying] Pincchio, Pincchio.
Riku: [proudly] A puppet that lost its heart to the heartless.
Pincchio: [slowly] Jimminy, I'm not gonna make it.
[nose grows a little]
Pincchio: I guess I'm okay.
Phil: Two words: you-guys-ain't-heroes.
Hook: Ahh! P-Peter Pa- blast you.
Peter Pan: Ready to make a splash, codfish? Now it's your turn to walk the plank!
Hades: Hey, it's like that old goat says: Rule 11: It's all just a game, so let loose and have fun with it! I mean, a casualty or two along the way is no big deal, right?
Hades: Geez. Stiffer than the stiffs back home.
Hades: Oh, right, there was one other rule I forgot: Accidents happen.
Phil: Kid, I've got two words of advice for you: attack!
Sephiroth: [during battle] Descend, heartless angel.
Ursula: You pathetic fools! I RULE THE SEAS NOW! ALL OF THE SEAS BOW TO MY POWER!
Phil: You rookies still don't understand what it takes to be a true hero.
Goofy: So, what does it take?
Hercules: Well, that's just something you'll have to find out for yoursevles. Just the way that I did.
Phil: I still can't believe that squirt actually beat Cerberus.
Hercules: [Aside] Just between us, I'd already worn Cerberus down by the time the little guy jumped in.
Phil: [Aside] My lips are sealed.
Cloud: I'm looking for someone. Hades promised to help. I tried to exploit the power of darkness, but it backfired. I fell into darkness, and I couldn't find the light.
Hades: He's strong, he's kind. He's always there for you, and he's handsome to boot. He's perfect. Perfect. Perfectly infuriating! He makes me crazy.
Hades: Who invited you to the party? Stay out of this. This is my show.
Maleficent: As you wish. Fight to your heart's content.
[as they're inside Monstro, something falls]
Goofy: Ya know, I think that big ol' whale Monstro just swallowed us. And for today's weather, expect showers.
[as something else falls]
Goofy: Heavy showers!
Sora: Look, I got separated from my friends. Have you seen them?
[Tarzan looks at him, not understanding]
Sora: Friends...
Tarzan: Friends!
Sora: Right, my friends! There's two of 'em. The loud one is Dona...
[Sora pauses, deciding not to mention Donald or Goofy]
Sora: You know what? Never mind. I'm looking for my friends, Riku and Kairi.
Tarzan: Jane!
Jane Porter: Tarzan! Oh, and who is this?
Sora: Uh, hi there. I'm...
Jane Porter: Oh, you speak English! So, then, obviously, you're not related to Tarzan... Are you here to study the gorillas?
Clayton: Highly doubtful.
Clayton: A circus of clowns. Not much use for hunting gorillas.
Clayton: Blasted gorillas! I'll hunt down every last one of them! I'll track them down somehow. I'll stake my life on it.
Tarzan: Friends, same heart. Clayton, lose heart. No heart, no see friends. No heart, no friends.
Maleficent: Don't steep yourself in darkness too long. The Heartless consume the careless.
Jafar: Your concern is touching, but hardly necessary.
Aladdin: Legend has it that whoever holds the lamp can summon the...
Genie: Please, kid, leave the intros to a professional. The one and only GENIE OF THE LAMP! Rub-a-dub-dub the lamp and have your dearest wishes granted. Today's winner is... Aladdin! Congratulations!
Captain Falcon
"Show me your moves!" - Taunt
"Come on!" - Taunt
"Falcon Punch!" - Performing his trademark attack
"Falcon Kick!" - Performing his trademark attack
"Come on! Blue Falcon!" - Final Smash
"Yes!" - If Up Special Connects
Falco Lombardi
"Hands off my prey!" - Taunt
"Don't try me." - Taunt
"You aren't worth the trouble!" - Victory
"Had enough already?" - Victory
"Personally, I prefer the air!" - Final Smash
"These guys are weaker than overcooked noodles!" - In special taunt
"You're outta your game, Fox." - Victory against Fox McCloud
Fox McCloud
"Here I come!" - Taunt
"Come on!" - Taunt
"Landmaster!" - Final Smash
"This is Fox. Returning to base." - Victory
"Mission Complete!" - Victory
"Better luck next time, Falco." - Victory against Falco Lombardi
Ike
"Prepare yourself." - Taunt
"You'll get no sympathy from me." - Victory
"I fight for my friends." - Victory
"Great... Aether!" - Final Smash
Kirby
"Pew!" - Taunt
"Hiiiii." - Taunt
Lucas
"PK Freeze!" - Neutral Special
"PK Thunder!" - Up Special
"PK Fire!" - Side Special
"PK... Starstorm!" - Final Smash
Luigi
"Let's-a go..." - On-screen appearance
"Bang! Bang!" - Victory
"Hiii-Ya!"-up A attack
Mario
"Let's-a go!" - On-Screen Appearance
"Oh yeah! Hiyaaah!" - Final Smash
Marth
"みんな、見ていてくれ!" ("Minna, miteite kure!" which is Japanese for "Everyone, eyes on me!"). - Taunt
"今日も生き延びることが出来た。" ("Kyou mo ikinobiru koto ga dekita", which translates to "Today I have survived.") - Victory
"今回は僕の勝ちだね。" ("Konkai wa boku no kachi da ne?" which translates to "This time it's my victory, isn't it?") - Victory
"僕は負ける訳には行かないんだ。" ("Boku wa makeru wake-ni wa ikanainda!" which translates to "There's no way I can lose!") - Victory
Meta Knight
"COME!" - Taunt
"Fight me!" - Taunt
"Behold...!" - Final Smash
"Know my power!" - Final Smash
"Come back when you can put up a fight." - Victory
"You have much yet to learn." - Victory
"Victory... is my destiny..." - Victor
Ness
"Okay." - Taunt
"PK Flash!" - Neutral Special
"PK Thunder!" - Up Special
"PK Fire!" - Side Special
"PK... Starstorm!" - Final Smash
Peach
"Sweet." - Taunt
"La-la-la, la-la, la." - Taunt
"Oh, did I win?" - Victory
"This is fun!" - Victory
Pikachu
"Pika! Pika!" - Taunt
"Pikaaaaaa!" - Taunt
Pit
"The fight is on!" - Taunt
"You're not ready yet!" - Taunt
"Great Palutena, victory is ours!" - Victory
"All troops, move out!" - Final Smash
"You can't defeat me!" - Victory
"Too easy!" - Victory
"Great Palutena" - Victory
"Goddess Palutena, victory is ours!" - Victory
Pokémon Trainer
"Good job, Squirtle!" - Victory with Squirtle
"Way to go, Ivysaur!" - Victory with Ivysaur
"You did it, Charizard!" - Victory with Charizard
Solid Snake
"Kept you waiting, huh?" - Onscreen Appearence
"Tasty!" - Occasionally after eating food
"Not even close!" - Victory
"This is Snake. I'm done here." - Victory
"Colonel, mission accomplished." - Victory
Solid Snake conversations
Bowser
Colonel Roy Campbell: Careful, Snake! That's the great and terrible Bowser!
Solid Snake: Bowser? Looks like a cheap movie monster.
Colonel Roy Campbell: Hardly. Bowser leads an entire army of monsters. But I'd worry more about his claws and fire if I were you.
Solid Snake: Doesn't look that tough to me. Seems kind of slow, actually.
Colonel Roy Campbell: Well, he is the king of Koopas. It's only natural he'd be slow. But that's only because he's the heaviest fighter here-by far. He's a powerhouse of destruction. Careful he doesn't flatten you.
Captain Falcon
Solid Snake: Hey! That's Captain Falcon, isn't it!
Otacon: Good eye, Snake! He's F-Zero pilot number 07!
Solid Snake: You know, seeing Captain Falcon here reminds me... We should do that thing we've always wanted to try...
Otacon: Ohhhh yeah! That thing! Good idea! OK, ready? Go!
Solid Snake: Falcon Puuuuunch!
Otacon: Falcon Kiiiiick!
Diddy Kong
Solid Snake: Otacon, there's a chimpanzee here wearing a Nintendo hat.
Otacon: That's Diddy Kong. He's Donkey Kong's partner. Not only is he lightweight, he can use a wide range of weapons as well. He can fly using those barrel jets on his back, and he can shoot nuts with his Peanut Popgun.
Solid Snake: Peanuts? As in the ones in the little shells? Are you serious?
Otacon: Wait, here's the best part. You see them lying on the ground after he shoots? If you pick up some of those peanuts, they'll restore your health a little.
Solid Snake: Hmm. Edible ammunition, huh... Times sure have changed.
Donkey Kong
Solid Snake: Otacon, there's a gorilla wearing a tie here. He's huge.
Otacon: That's Donkey Kong. As you can tell, he's got strength to spare. He may be king of the jungle, but he lives in a house just like you or me. And he seems pretty smart-well, for an ape, anyway. The Donkey Kong who fought that epic battle with Mario was this guy's grandfather.
Solid Snake: That was a long time ago. What about this Donkey Kong? Does he get along with Mario?
Otacon: Nope, they're still at it. Seems like they're always competing in something-kart racing, sports, you name it.
Solid Snake: A chip off the old block...
Falco Lombardi
Solid Snake: This is Snake...
Slippy Toad: Copy, Snake! This is Slippy!
Solid Snake: Whaa-! Who is this? What are you, some kind of frog?!
Slippy Toad: Easy there, buddy! Just thought I'd hop on the wireless and give you a holler. Don't get mad!
Solid Snake: Hacked right into my channel, huh...
Slippy Toad: But I'm not here to mess nothin' up. Don't worry.
Solid Snake: ...
Slippy Toad: Just so ya know, Falco uses a Blaster and Reflector that I designed, just like Fox does. But Falco will kick his Reflector and send it flyin' around. Just showin' off, if you ask me.
Solid Snake: No reason a weapon can't have more than one use. In fact, I'd say its versatility shows how well you designed it.
Slippy Toad: Hey, maybe so! I feel all fuzzy now! Thanks, Snake!
Solid Snake: Maybe next time we meet, you can design me a weapon...
Fox McCloud
Solid Snake: Colonel! That fox is fast!
Colonel Roy Campbell: You're fighting Fox, eh, Snake? His full name is Fox McCloud. He's the leader of the commando-for-hire unit Star Fox. They're mostly active in a galaxy known as the Lylat System. Fox and his comrades pilot all-terrain fighter crafts called Arwings. His skills in combat can turn the tide of any battle. ...You seem to have a thing with foxes, don't you, Snake?
Solid Snake: Don't remind me. First FOXHOUND and now this guy... I'm sick of foxes.
Colonel Roy Campbell: You and foxes have a long history together. You ought to be proud.
Ganondorf
Solid Snake: This guy is giving off a murderous vibe! Even getting close to him makes my skin crawl...
Otacon: Snake! Ganondorf is dangerous! His ambition is to rule the world, and he's got the power to do it. It's no wonder they call him "King of Evil."
Solid Snake: Do modern weapons even work against him? Do I even have a chance?
Otacon: Take a look around you. There are plenty of people fighting with swords or even their bare hands. At least you've got firepower! Count yourself lucky! It's not like you to whine, Snake.
Solid Snake: I was just asking, sheesh. Well, it's back to the mission for me.
King Dedede
Solid Snake: Look at the size of that hammer...
Colonel Roy Campbell: That's King DeDeDe you're fighting, Snake.
Solid Snake: DeDeDe? You mean it's not a penguin, Colonel?
Colonel Roy Campbell: He's the king of Dream Land. Well, so he says, anyway.
Solid Snake: Are you sure he's not a penguin?
Colonel Roy Campbell: One full swing from that hammer can level an entire building. It may look like just a big wooden mallet, but it's actually outfitted with special mechanical systems like turbo jets and precision bearings to boost its effectiveness.
Solid Snake: I don't think I could even lift that thing. And he's swinging it around like it was nothing...
Colonel Roy Campbell: But he also leaves himself wide open. Just make sure you avoid the swing, Snake.
Kirby
Otacon: Snake! Watch out!
Solid Snake: For what? That pink marshmallow?
Otacon: That's Kirby, also known as "Kirby from Dream Land." He's from another planet-in other words, an extraterrestrial. He's got a powerful stomach that lets him swallow and digest anything. And he also has a "Copy Ability" that allows him to mimic opponents, steal their moves, and use those moves against them. On top of that, he has the power to fly around the stage, so once he's got you in his sights, there's no place to run.
Solid Snake: ...Huh? Yeah, got it. I'll... keep an eye out.
Link
Solid Snake: Otacon, who's the guy with the sword?
Otacon: That's Link. He's the hero of Hyrule. That blade in his hand is called the Master Sword, also known as the "Blade of Evil's Bane." He also has a whole arsenal of items at his disposal-bombs and arrows, a shield, a boomerang, and a Clawshot. He's a force to be reckoned with.
Solid Snake: Gear is only useful when it's used at the right time and place. Just lugging a ton of it around dosen't do you any good.
Otacon: ...I, uh... I wouldn't be talking if I were you, Snake.
Solid Snake: What's that supposed to mean?
Otacon: You tell me, Mr. Utility Belt.
Solid Snake: ...
Luigi
Solid Snake: That guy with the mustache...
Colonel Roy Campbell: Ha. You mean the "King of Second Bananas"?
Solid Snake: Hey, that's Luigi! Show him a little respect!
Colonel Roy Campbell: Look at that pale skin. He's been living in his brother's shadow for too long.
Solid Snake: That's a low blow, Colonel!
Colonel Roy Campbell: Face it, Snake! Once a kid brother, always a kid brother!
Solid Snake: Colonel, what's gotten into you?!
Colonel Roy Campbell: La li lu le lo. La li lu le lo. La li lu le lo.
Solid Snake: Colonel, snap out of it! Colonel! COLONEL!
Mario
Colonel Roy Campbell: Snake, you know who that is?
Solid Snake: You're kidding, right? It's Mario.
Colonel Roy Campbell: Mario made his first appearance in 1981, and since then, he's become a worldwide phenomenon. There's probably not a single person who doesn't know Mario. He's that famous.
Solid Snake: Good thing I survived long enough to meet him on the field of battle, huh.
Colonel Roy Campbell: This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance, Snake. Now get out there and show him what you're made of. No regrets.
Solid Snake: Got it.
Meta Knight
Solid Snake: Mei Ling, there's a mysterious masked man flying around here with a sword...
Mei Ling: That's Meta Knight. He's a knight from Dream Land. They say his sword can break the sound barrier. Whatever you do, don't get caught in one of his furious barrage attacks. He also commands the Halberd, a flying battleship.
Solid Snake: Mm, I've seen it. The bow looks like his mask. What kind of weirdo puts his face on the bow of a ship, anyway?
Mei Ling: Umm, maybe he's a little narcissistic. Kind of like someone else I know.
Solid Snake: Really... And who would that be?
Mei Ling: Use your imagination...
Ness
Colonel Roy Campbell: That kid... Isn't that Ness?
Solid Snake: Ness?
Colonel Roy Campbell: He may look like a mere boy, but don't let that fool you. He has PSI abilities that defy all scientific explanation.
Solid Snake: Just like Psycho Mantis...
Colonel Roy Campbell: Exactly. He can use teleportation, levitation, pyrokinesis, and psychokinesis.
Solid Snake: Yeah, but the question is, can he read minds?
Colonel Roy Campbell: Not to my knowledge, no.
Solid Snake: Good. Then I won't have to worry about him predicting my every move.
Colonel Roy Campbell: Even if he had telepathic powers, I don't think he'd use them to mess with you like that. I hear he's a good kid.
Peach
Solid Snake: Mei Ling, tell me what you know about Peach.
Mei Ling: Princess Peach is the beloved ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom. She's been kidnapped numerous times by Bowser.
Solid Snake: Sounds pretty serious...
Mei Ling: Yes, but every time it happens, Mario ends up saving her. Sure, he may not look like your ideal "knight in shining armor." A little on the short side, I'd say... But still, don't you think it's romantic? I mean, to have a guy who's always there for you?
Solid Snake: If he was smart, he'd tell her to stop getting kidnapped.
Mei Ling: ...You don't get a lot of dates, do you, Snake?
Pikachu
Mei Ling: Ooh, how cute!
Solid Snake: What? The yellow thing?
Mei Ling: That's Pikachu. It's a Pokémon. They're popular all over the world, you know. And it may look cute, but be careful, It can store up large amounts of electricity in those adorable little cheeks. It'll try to pepper you with electric shocks.
Solid Snake: Couldn't be much worse than Ocelot's old torture device...
Mei Ling: Oh, and, Snake?
Solid Snake: What?
Mei Ling: I was wondering, could you maybe try and catch Pikachu for me? Pleeeeease?
Solid Snake: Give me a break! What do I look like, a Pokémon Trainer?
Mei Ling: Fine... Sorry I asked.
Pit
Solid Snake: Otacon, there's a kid with wings out here. Is he a mutant? Or is he just into costumes?
Otacon: That's Pit, Snake. Pit is an angel from Angel Land. He's the captain of Palutena's Army.
Solid Snake: Angels. Give me a break!
Otacon: I dunno, maybe he's from a different species. But those wings on his back and those mysterious weapons he has are the real deal. He may look young, but he's a veteran warrior. Watch yourself. He used to be a weakling, but countless trials over the years have toughened him up.
Solid Snake: And by trials, you mean, "Game Overs"?
Otacon: Yeah, you should know all about that.
Samus Aran
Solid Snake: Hey, Otacon. I got a woman here in a Power Suit...
Otacon: Huh? How'd you know she was a woman? Yeah, that'd be Samus Aran, the most renowned bounty hunter in the galaxy. Her Arm Cannon packs quite a wallop. If you get hit with a charged shot from that thing, you can kiss your butt good-bye.
Solid Snake: Sounds like my kind of woman...
Otacon: Yeah, well, just don't get too close, Snake. Samus is deadly. After Space Pirates killed her parents, she was raised by the Chozo and trained in the fighting arts. She's been places and seen things that you and me can't even begin to imagine.
Solid Snake: But underneath that cold, metal exterior beats the heart of a woman...
Sheik
Solid Snake: What's going on here? What happened to Zelda?!
Mei Ling: Snake, Princess Zelda transformed into Sheik. I can understand the clothes, but to change her skin and eye color? That must take some powerful magic.
Solid Snake: ...Magic...?
Mei Ling: Come on, Snake! Don't get all grumpy and start talking about how unscientific it is. Science is basically just another form of magic that makes our lives easier.
Solid Snake: I never thought I'd hear that coming from you, Mei Ling.
Mei Ling: Don't you think talking to someone halfway around the world is a kind of magic? Or flying across entire continents?
Solid Snake: No, I think this is completely different.
Toon Link
Solid Snake: Mei Ling, who is this kid with the cat eyes...?
Mei Ling: Oh, they call him Toon Link. Doesn't he look familiar?
Solid Snake: Yeah, he looks just like Link.
Mei Ling: But you know there've been several people who've gone by that name, right? They all have certain things in common-green clothes, a sword, a shield... But they all came from different lands and lived in different eras. And yet the spirit of the hero of the Triforce is timeless. It's an essence that transcends history.
Solid Snake: I think I can relate to that.
Mei Ling: Huh? What do you mean?
Solid Snake: There's been more than one "Snake," too, you know...
Wario
Solid Snake: This guy kind of gives me the creeps.
Colonel Roy Campbell: That's Wario, Snake. Wario first appeared as Mario's rival, but he really made his name in the WarioWare games. Watch out for Wario's bite. It's not just damage you take from it.
Solid Snake: What do you mean, Colonel?
Colonel Roy Campbell: Wario loves garlic. He eats whole cloves of it day and night. So try not to get caught in his mouth. Once that smells gets on you, it'll stick to you for quite a while.
Solid Snake: ...That's a scary thought.
Colonel Roy Campbell: He also attacks by farting. He can fart to fly around, too.
Solid Snake: By farting?! Are you kidding me?!
Colonel Roy Campbell: Sadly, no. I am not kidding. If his belly starts to bulge, watch out.
Wolf O' Donnell
Solid Snake: Colonel, there's a guy in here who looks like a wolf...
Colonel Roy Campbell: You mean the fighter named Wolf.
Solid Snake: "Wolf". Real imaginative name...
Colonel Roy Campbell: He's the leader of a ragtag team called "Star Wolf". They're the longtime rivals of Star Fox.
Solid Snake: Kind of strange for a wolf to have friends, isn't it?
Colonel Roy Campbell: Well, I don't think he works well with others. I suppose they're more like hangers-on than actual comrades. But he's a remarkable pilot. And his ship, the "Wolfen", is no slouch, either.
Solid Snake: But this is hand-to-hand combat, Colonel. He's out of his element.
Colonel Roy Campbell: Careful, Snake. Those claws of his aren't just for show.
Yoshi
Solid Snake: Otacon! What's this lizard thing?
Otacon: That's a Yoshi. It's a dinosaur from Yoshi's Island. Watch out for its long, chameleon-like tongue. If it gets you, you'll be swallowed whole.
Solid Snake: It lays eggs and throws them, right? ...Then it must be female.
Otacon: ...Actually, it's a "he." At least, that's what it says.
Solid Snake: It talks!?
Otacon: Yes! It talks! Well, kind of...
Solid Snake: Now you've got me curious. ...How about I capture one so we can see what they taste like?
Otacon: Uhh, Snake...
Zelda
Colonel Roy Campbell: Snake, I see you're fighting Zelda.
Solid Snake: Yeah, I guess. Doesn't feel right fighting someone in a dress, though.
Colonel Roy Campbell: Don't underestimate her just because she's a woman. Zelda's attacks are backed by powerful magic. Her hand-to-hand combat may look weak, but her magic makes it cut to the bone.
Solid Snake: So this rose has thorns... Interesting...
Colonel Roy Campbell: ...This is no time for pickup lines, Snake.
Solid Snake: Don't worry. I know from experience that it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for.
Zero Suit Samus
Solid Snake: Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!
Mei Ling: That's just her in her zero suit, Snake.
Solid Snake: Without that bulky power suit, she's gotten alot more agile. You know, I bet if I took of all this heavy gear, I could catch her...
Mei Ling: Um, yeah, you wish. Even without the Power Suit, all that training she did with the Chozo has made her a super athlete. I don't think a normal human could keep up. Just look at her.
Solid Snake: ...Her loss.
Sonic the Hedgehog
"You're too slow!" - Taunt
"C'mon, step it up!" - Taunt
"Too easy! Piece of cake!" - Victory
"Sonic's the name, speed is my game!" - Victory
"Hey, we should do this again sometime!" - Victory
"Now I'll show you!" - Final Smash
Wario
"Wah-ha-ha!" - Taunt
"Wah! Wah! Wah!" - Taunt
"Yes!" - Victory
Wolf O'Donnell
"What's the matter...scared?" - Taunt
"Weaklings, the bunch of you!" - Victory
"I will be the one to... take you down." - Victory
"Playtime's over, Star Fox." - Victory against Fox McCloud
"We're gonna have fun with this thing!" - Final Smash
Yoshi
"Yoshi!" - Taunt
"Yoshi! Yoshi!" - Taunt
Zero Suit Samus
"Try me." - Taunt
"Is that all?" - Taunt
"You're mine." - Taunt
"Be still." - Victory