Mi naym iz dorito-chan. am a witch lol n i LUV da dark artz! I aslo liek cats n mi reel nam is dolors umbidg but DONT CALL ME DOLORSE UMBRIGE I SWER 2 DA DORK ARTS!1! Pink iz my FAVRITE colur n i wer it AL da dam tim. I usd 2 teahc hogwats but den dey kiked mi out :(
Gud ting da mistry of majik gav me job lol bcuz nwo i can linch mugles lmfao. Wun dai dere wuz dis gai hoo waked in2 mi ofice.
"Helo mys umbitch hwo r u"
"Woh da FCUK ar U?" i assed.
"Am da man of ur drems" he pured.
"O ok lol" i sed. "but cal em DROITO-CHAN OKYA?"
"K" he gigled. "Im vlodemort bi da way"
"DA DRAK LORD?" i gaspt.2
"Ye" he respond.
"OMG UFK ME PLZ" i beeged/
"o k lol" n he riped of his sexxy shit. "N ples call mi Vlody-kun"
his pen iz felt gud insid me.
"YES VOLY-KUN YES" i moned.
"OH! DARK RATS! OH!" he aslo moned.
"DEPPER, FOLdY-KUN! DEPERR!" i moned agin.
"DRORITO-CHAN! I MSUT TELL U SUMTHINGG!1" he scremed.
"WAT IZ IT U DUM FUK IM ABOTU 2 ORGAZM" i yield.
"IM TED CRUISE" he shreked and riped of his face and IT WAS TED CRZU'S FAC I KID U NUT
"OMG I ALWAIS NU DED CRUZ WUZ A DARK WIZURD!" i squaled.
"Ya i am" he sed as he pored mountin do ovr mi niplez.
"dats sooo hot oh mi drake arts" i moanad.
BUT DEN he ripped of his faec AHAIN! N IT WUZ RICHRAD NIXIN!
"RICHCARD NIXXON?!" i screm.
DEN BELATRIKS WLAKED IN AN CRUSIO'D NICKSIN 2 DETH!"
N den mi hed xplodded adn i DIDE n turnd in2 goast n rote dis
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