Chapter 1:Double Rainboom, bring out the crazy!

Disclaimer: I own no rights to My little pony and Deadpool this is just for fun anyway read the story already! You're still here? read the story damn it!

Our story begins after the events of the Double Rainboom episode instead of Rainbow Dash Crossing over to other worlds she unknowingly brings out the Merc With a Mouth, Deadpool! What hell is he going to raise? I don't know he doesn't have that kind of power but I'm pretty sure the Devil could do it,

"I feel like the intro lacks some sort of...how do I put this nicely?"

(A better writer?)

(Yeah! we need no noob writers in this story yo!)

Shut up! I can stop writing this fan fiction right now!

"Yes, because we LOVE magical ponies and we enjoy spreading love and friendship." (Sarcasm)

Can we just get on with the story?

"Fine. Like shown above we own no rights to this fan fiction and wish we did...Sorta"

We find our...um...Hero?,Villain?

"ANTI-HERO!"

(Ahem)We find our anti-Hero Deadpool relaxing in his apartment complex...a shitty apartment that is, watching certain videos that a lot of people like.

"Just tell them what we watch."

Uhhh, fine he was watching porn you happy?

"Very."

Anyway he was minding his own business when he heard a BOOM! coming across the sky leaving rainbow trails behind that wasn't caused by rain.

(Are we high?)

(I don't remember doing anything of the sort.)

"I thought that was the sound of me rejoicing in our glory of the climax. If you know what I mean"

(Of course we know what you mean we're in your head remember?)

(Let's go check out the noise that happened right now)

"Adventure is a callin!. But then again this is a crossover so adventure and action is expected"

As Deadpool calmly goes down the stai-

"Woohoo!"

Or jumps down from the five story building and somehow miraculously doesn't bust his shit, lands and investigates the area finding nothing while in the process of doing so. Leaving disappointment in the two voices in Deadpools head.

(Aw man! I thought we would find something for sure.)

(Next time Chap, guess we better head back then.)

"Oh c'mon there is always something around here we just gotta keep looking around"

Deadpool notices a crater and jogs towards it, but finding nothing unconscious lying on the crater but whatever crashed landed real hard, Deadpool figured the crater was about 6 feet deep and 3 feet wide.

"Huh, I wonder where it went because it's obviously still alive if it's gone"

(Oh! Let's follow that rainbow trail before it disappears)

"Good idea let's just follow that and we should be fi-"

SMACK

(Grab on!)

Deadpool held on tightly to the mysterious figure, then making out the shape between the blurs he was seeing that it was shaped like a horse. Then he heard a feminine voice saying something but couldn't make a single word it or she was saying.

"Let go of me!"

Deadpool saw in front of him a girl pony or mare if you prefer to call them that. Her hair was rainbow colored and somewhat spiky. She had Purple eyes and her fur was the color of light blue.

"I said let go of me!"

The Mare started to move in different directions at incredible speed to try and loose the person behind her back grabbing onto her, but it was futile as the person didn't even budge off her a little. Then Deadpool heard someone shout "Rainbow Dash!" in a very cheery voice.

"What? Pinkie is that you?"

Rainbow Then was suddenly tackled by a pink blur that dragged her into a portal taking Deadpool along with them. Then everything faded into black and Deadpool saw nothing else. When he awoke he noticed that he floating in midair.

(Actually we're falling, very very VERY fast.)

(Oh no this is gonna hurt!)

Deadpool noticed that the ponies were no longer with him, how come he always has to endure the pain himself and nobody else?

(Maybe cuz you have a healing factor?)

(Or the writers hates us)

Hey! You used up your free "No damage taken when falling" ticket when you jumped down that five story building.

"Can I have another one?"

NO!

"Goddammit guess we have no other choice huh?"

(Looks like it to me.)

"NNNNNOOOOOOO"

As Deadpool was flailing his arms about he noticed that he no longer had hands, but hooves! A transformation when crossing worlds? He didn't know but he was more worried about the ground rushing towards him.

"Brace for impact in 3...2...1...0!"

A sickening thud was heard when he crashed and also mixed in with the sound of his bones breaking, most were broken but few made it. Deadpool saw death approach him.