Hello people of this world we call fan fiction but anyways I'm new to this whole thing and this will be my first story Yeah for me ok anyways I'll get to the story but first
Disclaimer- I don't own any of these characters at all!!!
And by the way please don't be offended I'm sorry if I hurt any ones feelings. Now that I am done babbling, as people in show business would say "on with the show'" or like "Its show time" Ok here we go!!!
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Inuyaha/ Naruto Naraku/ Orochimaru Epic
One day a guy named Naruto met another guy named Inuyasha
Naruto- Hey
Inuyasha- Hey
Naruto- Whats up
Inuyasha- Nothin Much just trying to kill some guy named Naraku… He kind of ruined my life
Naruto- Really!?
Inuyasha- yeah he tried to kill my girlfriend(s) many times before which one of them just keeps coming back… oh and is a bitch to everyone besides me
Naruto- Wow that sucks
Inuyasha- yeah how about you
Naruto- I lost my friend to a sexy Gaylord who wears a dress
Inuyasha- wow now that sounds creepy
Naruto- He left so he could gain more power to kill his older brother…who by the way tried to kill me and take my power away from me
Inuyasha- wow both of us are in a bad situation aren't we…
Naruto- yeah I guess so… Hey you want to go and grab a drink
Inuyasha- yeah sure why not
Suddenley Naraku comes into the scene and kills both Inuyasha and Naruto
Naraku- Muhahahahah I've finally killed Inuyasha oh and that weird kid in the orange jumpsuit Muhahahah
Then Orochimaru and Sasuke came in
Naraku- whoa who in the hell are you two Gay and Gayer
Orochimaru- I'm Orochimaru and this is my follower Sasuke
Naraku- Wow even your name sounds gay… Orochimaru hahaha
Orochimaru- hey knock it off at least I don't wear purple eye shadow
Naraku- What are you saying you wear your eye shadow below your eyes haha
Sasuke- oooo Tusha
Orochimaru- Wow you hurt my feelings… "sniff" "sniff""
Naraku-… Uhh yeah whatever but in any case what are you doing here
Orochimaru- well me and my follower were going to kill a hyper active kid in an orange jumpsuit but we cant seem to find him
Naraku- uh…hum… yeah about that…
Sasuke- Ooo look Orochimaru floor ketchup
Orochimaru- Sasuke Don't eat that you don't know were that's been
Sasuke-…mmmm salty
Orochimaru-SASUKE I said just two seconds ago don't eat that uh… wait a minute where did this floor ketchup come from anyways…
Naraku- …Well… that's not floor ketchup that's … blood
Sasuke- ahh ew ew ew ew yuck gross
Orochimaru- I told you Sasuke not to eat that…wait hold up whose blood is that by the way
Naraku- uh… that might have been the one that you wanted to kill… ya the one called Narko…or natro
Orochimaru- don't say it I know who you're talking about
Naraku- Oh yeah it was Naruto I think
Sasuke- NARUTO where where I don't see him If I find that little cracker I'm gonna kill him raaaaar
Orochimaru- Sasuke calm down besides this guy killed him anyways
Sasuke –What! No way I wanted to kill Naruto Not fair NOT FAIR!
Orochimaru- will you shut up I'm trying to talk here I'll deal with you later anyways I guess we will be off with you oh by the way what's your name
Naraku- Oh I'm Naraku
Orochimaru- Oooo
Naraku- What?
Orochimaru- Oh nothing you know if you wanted to we could go and hang out
Naraku-???... uh no thanks I…uh have… stuff to do
Orochimaru- oh are you sure well maybe I can come over to your place and hang and we could…
Naraku- uh.. no. what I have to do…is very uh… One person thing
Orochimaru- well I guess I'll see you around then wont I
Orochimaru winks at Naraku
Naraku- yeah I have to go and do that … thing now…uh bye
Naraku runs away very fast
Naraku- holy crap… I don't do that homo shit
Orochimaru well I guess he's gone…………Oh Sasuke
Sasuke- oooo a butterfly
Orochimaru-SASUKE
Sasuke- Yeah Orochimaru
Orochimaru-Its time for your next step in training
Sasuke- uh Orochimaru do I have to
Orochimaru- yes now get over here
Sasuke-(man my butt still hurts from the last time I hate my life seriously)
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yeah for me part 1 is done I'm really sorry if I hurt anyones feeling about these characters so I hope that you enjoyed it I'll come out the the next part some time soon but I really need to go now so enjoy my very first fan fiction. Yippe
OK I would like to thank my friend for showing this site to me in the first place Thank you my good friend
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