[The episode starts with Lincoln playing video games in the living room, until Lana goes up to him.]
Lana: Hey, Lincoln. Even though I already told you this, but don't forget that me and Lola's birthday's tomorrow.
Lincoln: I don't remember that.
Lana: Let me remind you.
[Cut to a flashback from 2 weeks ago, of Lincoln reading "There Will Be More Chaos" in his room.]
Lana: [comes in Lincoln's room] Hey, Lincoln! Me and Lola's birthday'll be in a few weeks. Don't forget. [walks off, whistling happily]
Lincoln: Sure, Lana. I won't.
[Cut back to the present.]
Lincoln: Oh... Now I remember.
Lana: Anyway, see ya later. [walks off]
[Lincoln continues to play video games, until he realizes something and gasps.]
Lincoln: I forgot to get Lana and Lola birthday presents! Got to get to the store! [rushes out the front door]
[Cut to Lincoln walking frantically through the toy aisle frantically, looking for something that'll make for good birthday presents.]
Lincoln: Now, what could I get for them? [goes over to a shelf full of Barbie dolls] Nah, only Lola would like those. [sees a product box full of Grossery Gang mini-bags] Uh-uh, that's more Lana's territory.
[Lincoln keeps walking through the aisle, until he notices something glowing at the end.]
Lincoln: Huh?
[Lincoln goes over to the light, and it's revealed to be several boxes of chalk with yellow auras around them.]
Lincoln: [gasps] These are the perfect presents!
[Lincoln takes two of the boxes of chalk, and heads to checkout. Cut to the next day, when it's Lana and Lola's birthday. The siblings are celebrating it in the dining room.]
Luna: [playing her banjo] Happy Birthday, dear twins! Happy Birthday to you!
[The twins blow out the candles on their cake, and all the sisters cheer.]
Lucy: I always think of birthdays as a step closer to death.
Lola: This is the best birthday ever!
Lana: Yeah! I can't wait to eat this cake!
[There's a knock at the door, and Lori answers it.]
Lincoln: [comes in through the front door, hiding his presents for the twins behind his back] Sorry I'm late, guys.
Lori: Lincoln, where have you been?
Lincoln: I had some things to take care of. [closes the door with his foot]
Luan: What's behind your back?
Lincoln: This. [reveals two rectangular gift-wrapped boxes to the two]
Luan: [suspicious] Wait a minute. Did you just get those at the last minute?
Lincoln: [stifles] You're funny. Of course I didn't.
Lori: [condescending] Lincoln...
Lincoln: Alright, I did. I pretty much forgot about it because there was so much other stuff to do. But, I have their presents now and that's all that matters.
Luna: [from the dining room] Hey, dudes! The twins are about to open their presents.
Lincoln: Great! I have their presents right here. [shows Luna the two gift-wrapped boxes]
Luna: Sweet! [Lincoln, Lori, and Luan go back to the dining room.]
Lana: Can't wait to see what we got.
Lincoln: Here. Open mine first. [gives the twins the gift-wrapped boxes]
[The twins rip off the gift wrap and bow off of their presents, and they see Lincoln got them both a box of chalk.]
Twins: [hug Lincoln's legs] Thank you, Lincoln!
Lincoln: [pats each of their heads] You're welcome.