Disclaimer: I don't own any rights of Ed Edd n Eddy. Do you?
A/N: I made the sequel just like I said I would. I hope you fans enjoy this one just like the last one. I think it will be better then the first but maybe that's just because I can't wait to go on my road trip! Oh it's the 4th of July by the way so go blow shit up!
(Edd's POV)
We left the neighborhood yesterday and ever since then we have been driving, making jokes, napping in the car, and playing random road trip games. The main game that we play being punch buggy, Eddy insists that we play no matter how immature I think it is. As of right now we have arrived in a small college city, basically a city they built off of the name of some university either in town or nearby. The reason we are here is known only to me, I've read up on a professor here that conducted sciences in marketing techniques, something I have found interest in over the years. I would never admit it but the scams that Eddy pulled were quite brilliant, if not somewhat under handed, and so I found much joy in constructing the models and building a science behind them.
As I pull into the Colt University parking lot and put the old crimson red Chevy Nova that my father bought back in nineteen-seventy-two in park I hear Eddy's nagging from the back seat. "Hey brainiac, what are we doing at a school?"
"Well Eddy, I would like to talk to one of the staff members here. In fact you may actually find that what Professor O'Neil has to say might be helpful." I comment as I pull forward the driver seat to allow Eddy out of the vehicle.
"Yeah right, nothin' good ever came from going to school in summer." He mutters getting out and walking toward the campus, that is until something or should I say someone caught his eye. "Hey there good lookin'" I hear him say as he starts strutting toward a blonde women with a rather large pair of um 'school spirit' if you will. She wore a v-cut belly shirt that displayed the university's colors, a short denim skirt that showed the smallest glimpse of her hot pink thong.
"Ed are you ok with visiting here?" I query looking over to my tall friend, as he's lifting himself out of the car I see a smile spread over his features.
"Sure thing double-D, but can we visit the nearest comic store, the next issue of 'Aliens: Creature Eater's of the Brain' comes out today." Honestly I don't understand his interest in those things, I can't get into them. Well they aren't all bad, some actually have some very sound storylines and are very well drawn. There are also some with quite a large vocabulary, even if it's based off of dialogue of today's society. All in all however they just seem to be grotesque and vulgar with all the violence they hold within their pages.
"No problem Ed, I'm sure someone around here knows of a comic shop close by." Suddenly I hear a womanly gasp followed by the loud sound of a palm slamming someone's face.
"You pig!" I turn to see Eddy rubbing the side of his face and the prideful student running off.
"If ya don't want comments then don't dress like a penthouse forum!" he yells back at her then joins with us once more. That rebuke was actually quite witty, considering a forum is a chat room that one leaves their own opinion on, and penthouse does indeed distribute one every month. "Come on sock head let's talk to this nutty professor then leave."
"This way gentlemen." I state leading them to a large brick building with an orange rooftop. It may actually be best to get out of here quickly with the actions Eddy had just taken. As we enter the large hallway a student with long scraggly black hair and a long goatee walks by, I stop him before he exits through the door. "Excuse me, but is Professor O'Neil in today?"
"Yeah he's in room nine." He seems to ponder something for a second then continues with his explanation. "He shouldn't have a class right now. Give him a try."
"Thank you." I reply nodding politely at him he just gives me kind of a strange look then walks off through the exit. My chums and I make our way down the hallway decorated with many trophies toward the room where Professor O'Neil teaches. "Eddy you should listen to what this guy has to talk about, he's a genius at business practices."
"Yeah so?" is the response I get from my shorter friend as he shoves his hands into his pockets.
"Well Eddy, the more business practice and knowledge one has, the more money one will make." After I retort to his comment his eyes seem to light up at the sound of more money.
"This guy's gonna make me rich?" he begs hungrily, almost as if I just dangled the idea of endless jaw barkers in front him on a string.
"Not entirely. Now listen closely Eddy, I know you have a habit of tuning out a lot of what I say at these times." After the request I wait until he stops drooling over the thought of the extra income. "He can help you get more money from your scams, so long as you listen and learn."
He huffs and looks to the right aggravated. "Its summer Einstein, learning is done with." Ed chuckles and I look over to him; he's been really quiet today. I wonder what he's thinking right now; then again he was never one for schools, for good reason I suppose.
"Here it is." I exclaim as we reach the classroom door. I peek through the small glass window of the door to see a bald man in a navy blue suit sitting at his mahogany desk looking over some papers. I knock on the wood surface and he peers up for a second, then slightly confused gestures me in. I turn to the others excited hand on the knob. "Eddy, come on you could learn something good. Um Ed, do you want to wait out here or come with. I think most of what we'll be talking about will go over your head."
"Actually can you meet me at the art building?" um that's a little different, he actually knew this place had an arts program.
"Why is that Ed?" I query quite taken aback by his idea.
"When I was staying over at your place one night you were talking about this place and you said something about a comic drawing class or something." He remembered that? I don't even remember that night. I probably mentioned it off handedly while reading about Mr. O'Neil.
"Well um ok, I'll be sure to do that Ed." I quietly mention and watch him as he walks back down the hall. "Shall we Eddy?" I ask gesturing my shorter friend into the classroom.
(Eddy's POV)
"Ladies first sock head." I joke pushing him in the room chuckling afterwards. As we approached they guy at the desk I lean in to Edd and whisper to him. "So does Ed know, that you are… well you know?"
"He does, but it's complicated Eddy." He tells me then introduces us to the man at the desk. "Hello Mr. O'Neil, my name is Eddward with two D's and this is my friend Eddy." Man he's way too polite, I wonder what programmed his brain this way.
"Good to meet the two of you." The bald guy replies, I wonder how old he is. Or does he just like turtle wax that shiny dome of his? "And what may I do for you two today?"