Eminem was walking around looking for something to say.
Eminem: "Oh shit! It's that f***in' bitch."
It was Larissa Banks. Larissa was only twelve years old, but she scared the shit out of Eminem.
Larissa: "Oh he's so cute!"
Larissa was holding a picture of Trevor Mcnevan, a member of the band, Thousand Foot Krutch.
Eminem: "Lizzie, you cant be thinking what I think your thinking....."
Larissa: "Don't give me any of that crap you always saying! He's just hott! I know he only lives like two houses from me, and........"
Eminem: "Only two houses? Then why dont you just talk to him?"
Larissa: "Good question, maybe cuz he is like too older then me!"
Eminem: "I'll call him for you it you want."
Larissa: "Thanks!!!"
So Eminem picks up the phone and dials Trevors phone number and hands the phone to Lizzie.
Trevor: "Hello, who is this?"
Lizzie: "Oh, Hey Trev, this is Lizzie, I mean Larissa."
Trev: "Larissa who?"
Lizzie: "Banks! Larissa Banks!"
Trev: "Damn girl, speak any louder and I'll have a hearing loss."
Lizzie: "Sorry Trev, I was wondering if you could come over to my house so Eminem, You and I could all have a chat."
Eminem (says in background): "Lizzie! I'm not gonna talk to that guy!"
Lizzie just ignored him.
Trev: "Sure babe, be there in a few minutes. Cya then."
He hung up the phone.
She started to cry.
Lizzie: "How could he just leave me hanging like that!"
Eminem walks over to her.
Lizzie: "Leave me alone! Tell Trev I dont want to see him and more! I hate his guts!"
Eminem: "Yes master, Queen of everything."
Lizzie just stared at him.
Lizzie: "Ewwww! you like me! Thanks just sick!"
Eminem: "How do you know?"
Lizzie: "Cuz that way you looking at me."
there was a knock at the door. It wasn't Trevor, It was.............