Now everybody knowthe famous vampires in the land of Ooo and Aaa. Marceline and Marshall Lee, right? Well I've got a thought on them both, don't worry it's not a ship. In fact Marshall Lee doesn't really need to be talked in this. But people google search theories on them.

But haven't you ever wonder why Marceline grew up when she was a vampire? Yea? Well she wasn't one.

WAAAAAHHHHHHHH?!

She was a demon thoughout her childhood.

Demons don't grow though. Shocker hu? But Demons/Humans do. Her dad is a demon and he isn't old as dirt. :P But her momcould have been human and died of old age or something. Her dad couldn't get the mom to stay because he wasn't a vampire, he doesn't hqve the bites on his neck.

Marcy aged very slowly and that's why she's 18. Kinda.

Her ex-boyfriend Ash could have bit her when she looked 18 or something.

Ash was a jerk so he probably did it without asking.

Anyways, still think I'm bluffing about the half demon thing? When in the episode whe she talks about the ice king being his real human self. She doesn't have the bite marks on her. So it would be perfect. This is making sit still and read this hu? No actions? Whatevs.

Marcy just aged slowly until she was biten by Ash.

Still don't believe me? Well how come you can't see bite marks on her in the episode Finn the human? O course she has rolls of fat.- . But she was like 1050 years old. She looked 104 though. So the aging process worked because sh was like 50% human/ 50% demon. But when she turned into a vampire it took out the human.

now she like demon/vampire or some shit. That would expain someother stuff too. Like why she turn into a huge bat and not always a little one? Well she's part demon so it upgraded k?

All this stuff goes to Marshall Lee too. I just want people to know that this is what I think. And I don't care for grammar in this little talk. I talk like this in real life.

:I

Okay I gota say this. I never talk in the other fanfictions I wite so this is all you will ever know about me maybe.

1I have ADD

2I try to give better stories than the last

3I don't care if I update a lot or not at all.

Bye bitches...

PS...

GIVE THIS BITCH A TACO

*points at self*

Or a review