I'm such an idiot xD I'm sorry this story is so late Mithos! Anyways, this is a one-shot for Mithos' birthday but it's a hilarious story for any one. Because Mithos loves Yggdrasill so much, or so she tells me, this one shot will be dedicated to him and his love for discoing!

BEWARE THE SPOILERS!

Nall: Stop ranting

Me: grrrr

Nall: xP

Yggdrasill Dance Party!

For Mithos

Sitting in his big fat leather chair, flapping his purple colored wings, was the leader of all Cruxis and Desians , Mithos Yggdrasill! His long blonde bangs fell over his eye as he sat at a desk holding a number 2 pencil. Not any number 2 pencil but a pink fuzzy angel number 2 pencil! Crossing his arms with the pencil in hand, Yggdrasill soon began to toss the pencil in the air seeing how high it would go.

"Gah, this is boring. This is even worst then that inferior son of Kratos bothering me," Muttered The leader rolling his eyes. Suddenly it hit him! No, not the pencil. A brilliant idea sprung into his mind like a bunny into a hole!

"I got a terrific idea! I'll throw a dance party! I'll have all my fellow minions come, I'll have that damn son of Kratos come,. Just to humiliate him, and I'll invite that beautiful, sexy Yuan!" Stars glinted in the seraphim's eyes. Grabbing a little desian decorated notepad, he began to rapidly flip through the pages looking for the phone numbers of all his guests.

"Let's see, Rodyle… 555-ROD… damnit! I just remembered, Lloyd killed him," Yggdrasill said disappointed. With a sigh he flipped to the next number and grabbed a phone.

"Kvar, my old college friend, 555-ILO… DAMNIT! LLOYD KILLED HIM ALSO!" By now Yggdrasill was getting really frustrated. Shaking his head he set down the phone and flipped through all his numbers and one by one, he noticed Lloyd had killed them all.

"Great… just great. I guess I have to call those human's instead," Yggdrasill spoke flapping his wings.

After calling all of Lloyd's friends and making up excuses on why he wanted them to come to his top secret underground base hidden under a secret forest, Yggdrasill decided to call Yuan.

"Now For Yuan!" Yggdrasill said with great excitement. Grabbing the phone he dialed Yuan's number with rapid speed. It rang.

"Hello?" Yuan spoke throw the phone. Yggdrasill giggled to himself and then spoke into the phone.

"Ah, Yuan. Good to hear from you," Yggdrasill spoke with a cool head. For a few moments their was silence. Even the crickets were silent. Why are crickets always associated with silence anyways?

"Who is this? No wait, Yggdrasill!" Yuan spoke in disbelief.

"Yes, Yuan. I was wondering if you would like to come to my dance party tonight? It's at my super top secret base! They'll be popcorn!" Yggdrasill spoke putting on a party hat.

"Why?" Yuan answered hesitant.

"Because…" Yggdrasill thought for a moment.

"Because what?" Yuan demanded.

"Because Kratos will be there," Yggdrasill pointed out poking his hat while he spoke into the phone.

"And why would I care if Kratos is there?" Yuan asked.

"Um, because Kratos has something urgent to tell you," Yggdrasill lied. There was another long silence.

"Fine, I'll be there," And then Yuan hung up. Yggdrasill paused to make sure Yuan had hung up before he jumped in the air floating.

"My secret love for all these years is going to be there!" Yggdrasill chanted to himself. Then it hit him once more. He needed Kratos to come if Yuan would stay. Bashing his head against a fuzzy pink pillow with Yuan's face on it (Yes, very scary indeed 0.o), Yggdrasill dialed the number to Kratos' personal cell.

"This is Kratos, hello?" Kratos spoke gruffly.

"Kratos!"

"Who is this?"

"Your mother!"

"My mother?"

"Yes!"

"You aren't my mother"

"Fine, I'm not"

"Wait, is this Yggdrasill…" Kratos spoke fearing the truth. Yggdrasill grinned.

"Yes!"

"Why are you calling me?" Kratos spoke.

"Because I need you to come to my party tonight and pretend you have to tell Yuan something important!" Yggdrasill explained.

"Why must I do that?" Asked Kratos.

"Because if you don't, Yuan won't come!" Yggdrasill begged.

"And why do you care if he comes?" Kratos asked, puzzled.

"Cause! I want Yuan to come damnit!" Yggdrasill spoke angrily. There was another long, awkward silence.

"Fine," Kratos said gruffly.

"OH! Your son will be there also!" Yggdrasill said grinning. Kratos hung up after hearing that.

A few hours later the whole pink underground base was decorated in the colors of the Renegade Base. Lloyd and his friends were the first to arrive.

"Yggdrasill, open up," Lloyd spoke knocking at the front door. Yggdrasill squealed and grabbed party hats for his guests.

"Welcome!" he spoke opening the door. The group starred at his for a few moments, took the part hats, and walked inside.

"Why is Yggdrasill still alive?" Zelos asked Sheena. Sheena sighed.

"We killed Mithos, not Yggdrasill," She attempted to explain. Zelos, who knew they were the same person shrugged.

"Whatever you say hunny" Zelos spoke grinning.

Entering next was Kratos. He approached the area cautiously like a spy in a spy movie. YAY for spies. Anyways, Kratos walked in.

"Dad!" Lloyd yelled in shock. Kratos looked over.

"Lloyd, good to see you," Kratos spoke calmly.

"I didn't know he was going to be here," Zelos spoke angrily.

"I didn't know you hated Kratos," Sheena spoke.

"Well, there was this one time long ago where he and I got stuck in a closet for the night. Just telling you, he snores loudly and talks in his sleep!" Zelos whined. Sheena stepped back in horror.

"Kratos! Why are you here anyways?" Lloyd asked walking up to his father. Kratos titled his auburn head to Lloyd. With a swift glance he replied.

"Business."

"What kind of business does a pink base have," Lloyd spoke starring at the hat he got from Yggdrasill.

"That I do not know," Kratos replied.

"Whatever," Lloyd spoke sighing.

Just then Yuan entered. He wore his usual black cape and outfit. Shifting glanced around the very odd base, he noticed Kratos.

"What was it you wanted to tell me? It better be good," Yuan spoke angrily. His emerald eyes watched the seraphim.

"Um…" Kratos paused for a moment, then ran off to the punch bowel.

"Idiot…" Yuan chanted. Yggdrasill suddenly then flew up on stage as the lights dimmed. Presea and the others watched him. Yuan and Kratos barely watched.

"ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!" Yggdrasill yelled.

"Um.. yea," The crowd said, unsure what was going to happen next.

"THEN LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" And with that, Yggdrasill began to do the disco. His white outfit was the perfect accommodation to this rare occasion.

"What the hell…"Yuan spoke shielding his eyes. Kratos spewed punch that was in his mouth all over Zelos.

"HEY!" Zelos yelled.

"FUNK MASTER!" Yggdrasill yelled suddenly starting to do very bizarre dance steps.

"What the hell is he on?" Lloyd spoke, frightened.

"I don't know," Sheena replied. Colette, who found this entertain, flew up on stage and began to break dance.

"Colette?" Lloyd spoke. Yggdrasill saw the young girl and then took her hand and began to tango with her.

"This is just wrong…" Yuan spoke ready to leave. Yggdrasill saw him, dropped Colette on the stage, flew over to Yuan, and pulled him on stage.

"OMG!" Lloyd yelled on the ground laughing. Kratos, however, did not find this funny.

"I Love you!" Yggdrasill spoke.

"YOU WHAT!" Yuan screamed jumping backwards in total shock and fright.

"I want to maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy you!" Yggdrasill spoke. Kratos, who was equally creped out, rushed everyone out of the party.

"STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!" Yuan yelled running out the door.

Author's Note:

TO be continued or not! Only reviews will decide!