Okay I know that I haven't done ANYTHING in a while but this one shot just popped into my head. I hope you like it!
Three year old Naruto Uzamaki was bored. So what does he do when he's bored? He goes to visit his favorite person!
As he walked past the secretary, he heard talking coming from the office. Instead of waiting, like he was supposed to, he just walked in. Inside the room were five jounin. They stopped and looked at the three year boy, but the turned their attention back to the Hokage.
"Naruto, is there something I can do for you?" the Hokage asked while lighting his pipe.
"Nope! I just came to say hi Saru-jiji!" Naruto said with a big smile on his face.
At the sound of his father's nickname, Asuma burst into laughter and dropped his cigarette.
"OLD MONKEY! THE KID CALLS YOU OLD MONKEY!? THAT IS THE BEST THING THAT I'VE HEARD ALL WEEK!"
Naruto, however, was not amused at all. Who did this guy think he was?!
"You can't say that to him! He's the hot-cake!"
Sarutobi sighed and took another puff from his pipe. The other jounin in the room were now laughing, and in truth, he was fighting a big smile from breaking onto his face.
"Naruto, we've been over this before. I'm the Hokage. Say it with me HO-KA-GAY."
"HO-KA-GAY"
"There you go! Now what am I?
"A hot-cake!"
"oh dear."
Well that's it, it was just something that just popped into my head for no reason and I hope it brings a smile to some ones face! Please review!