In the castle of Udrogoth Dave just finished painting his masterpiece.

"There!" said Dave after he put the finishing touches. "I've completed a painting of the family, and Twinkle The Marvel Horse to send to mom and dad."

"I admit I can be sarcastic," said Lula. "But that painting is really good."

"Your welcome."

As if on cue Fang, Candy, Oswidge, Faffy, and Twinkle The Marvel Horse walked into the room.

"So that's the painting you've been working on," said Candy. "Mom and dad will love it."

"You still could have been doing cooler stuff though," said Fang. "But at least I look good on it."

"Yes," said Twinkle The Marvel Horse. "It's nice to know...I'm considered a part of the family...Since I've been let out of the stable more...but I still have nightmares."

"The best part about my painting is that Uncle Oswidge's paint makes it indestructible," said Dave. "Show them Faffy."

Faffy nodded and spat lighting at the painting. There was no damage done to the painting.

"Before you say anything," said Oswidge. "Yes the paint is magical, and has the effect of of summoning those in front of it to the ones in the painting."

"And that makes us safe how?" asked Lula sarcastically.

"That's sounds dumb even for you Uncle Oswidge," said Fang.

"More nightmares...for me then," said Twinkle The Marvel Horse.

"Oh great," said Candy. "Twinkle The Marvel Horse just lost a lot of progress."

Faffy just belched.

"Let Uncle Oswidge finish," said Dave.

"Don't worry," said Oswidge. "I made it sure that it will only activate if it is used by someone over 100 years old, the world's dumbest person, a cyclops, a metal golem, a martian, a bureaucrat, a humanoid crustacean, and they all have to sneeze at the same time. In other words something that will never happen in our lifetime.

Meanwhile in the 31st century, whose year will not be mentioned so this story will be easier for readers in later years, a meeting was at the Planet Express.

"Know that everyone is here but Scruffy who's running late let's get started," said Professor Farnsworth. "Good news, everyone! We're going to deliver an ancient Udrogothic painting to the New New York Museum Of Art."

Indeed thanks to the magic paint Dave's painting lasted all the way to 31st century.

"Who are those guys in the painting?" asked Fry. "I'm especially curious about the monkey."

"First of all Fry she's a human," said Leela. "Second, they are the royal family of Udrogoth. Dave, Candy, Fang, Oswidge, Faffy, Lula, and Twinkle The Marvel Horse are well known for their heroic deeds even today."

"Their parents King Throktar and Queen Glimia are legendary for fighting all the evil in the world," said Bender. "Truly a dark time for those who are bit more opportunistic if you know what I mean."

"We know all this because Udrogothian conveniently resembles modern English," said Amy. "When I went to Mars University I took Udrogothian as an easy class."

"In the end it was said that the final battle between the entire family and the forces of evil was so amazing that it can't be described," said Hermes.

"Even we Decapodians have heard of the battle," said Zoidberg. "And since it took place during medieval times it really says how awesome it was.

"Wow," said Fry with amazement. "That battle would have been so cool to see."

"And the best part about this delivery is that nothing crazy will happen," said Professor Farnsworth.

Suddenly Professor Farnsworth, Fry, Leela, Bender, Amy, Hermes, and Zoidberg all sneezed at the same time due to irritation in their noses even though Bender and Zoidberg don't have noses. The circumstances fulfilled the painting turned into a blue and red portal. The portal then sucked the Planet Express crew into the past.