The Slytherin Ice Princess

Oh joy another year in Slytherin with that idiot Malfoy and his housewife, sandwhich-makin' whore Parkinson. I hope they both drop dead real soon, I thought to myself while I was on the Hogwarts Express.

If you don't know, my name's Cordelia Charisma Black and I am, what others refer to me as, the Slytherin Ice Princess. So naturally I have no friends...but it is kinda hard to do that when you have major trust issues and are a sociophobe, that means for those who don't know that I'm not very good at socializing. You can thank my brother Ripper for that, and no that isn't his name, we've just always called him that and he ruined my life. But more of that later right now I'm talling you of my third year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry...fun. Now don't get me wrong, I love Hogwarts I just hate the fact that everyone else hate me because I'm in Slytherin. I think the only person I really trust is Daphne Greengrass but our mums were friends for ages and thus we became friends. Wierd how things like that work out huh?

"...Delia? Codrelia? CORDELIA!"

"Huh? What did you say?"

"I said," Daphne replied a bit hacked off, "You gonna keep putting Malfoy in his place?"

"Until he learns he ain't better than anyone else, yes I am."

Daphne smirked and went back to twirling her wand around. I continued to read my Stephen King book which was the first in The Dark Towers series. I love Stephen King, he's the true master of terror! Daphne said out of the blue,

"You think Potter's gonna do something stupid again?"

"Like what? Kill Ripper? If he did that I would gladly give him anything he wanted."

"Your family is all kinds of strange," she replied shaking her head.

"I know, I hate it."

Daphne laughed and then replied,

"Well if that muggle-born Granger hurts Malfoy I'd call her Queen Hermione."

"Ya know, Daph, I think she may just snap one day. That would be kinda funny."

"Like you when you tried to beat Parkinson's face in during second year?"

I smiled at the memory and laughed with Daphne over it. Needless to say I was kinda glad I had at least one friend because if I didn't I may have pitched myself off the Astronomy Tower by this piont. I tucked my crimson red hair behind my double peirced ears and looked outside. We were getting into the country side at this piont.

"Did you hear Potter blew up his aunt? I would have paid to see that one."

"See him mad at someone other than himself? I would've paid to see that, too."

"I found a new muggle book, Cordy. It's called Twilight, have you read it?"

"Yeah, it's retarded. It's about sparkley stalker vampires and a Mary-Sue like character. I mean, really? Isabella Swan? That's so stupid."

"Looks like I'm not reading it then," Daphne said.

I nodded in approval as I heard Parkinson's annoyingly high-pitched voice (A/N: Does anyone else imagine her voice like that when they read the books? Just me? Okay) say,

"Oh look what we have here. Greengrass and Black. What are you doing in my comparment?"

I looked around and replied,

"Really, Parkinson? I don't see your name on it. Why don't you go shag a first year and leave us alone."

"Well, at least I'm pretty and guys want me."

"Only reason they want you is because your easy. And your uglier than a pitbull."

Parkinson glared then left and I sighed and thought, Looks like I won't have a no-fighting record this year.

A/N I hope you all enjoyed the first chapter of my kinda AU Cordelia series. the reason her name was changed was becasue there was already an Aurora Black and I like the name Cordelia.