Heey every1, this is my 1st fanfic ever, so pls be nice! Read and review too! XD xxoxoxox :P
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Karakura Town, China....
Business was not going well at Urahaa's shoten. with kurosaki and the gang were off in the soul society fighting for rukia, there was noone to visit. Jinta and Uryuu had become bored with theyre chores & had deduced themselves to fightig each other with the brooms.
Urahaa sighed. It was going ot be a long day.
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'''Tessaaaaaiiiiii?' yelled Urahaa
'Yes sir?' asked tesai.
''Would you mind going & getting me some doughnouts? I' really lieked the one you buyed the other time - you remember? with the pink icing?'
'sure boss' tesai said as he walked out of the shoten gurudingly.
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tesai had been gone 4 about ten miutes wehn yorici showed up.
'Oh heey their yorici!' Urahaa said 'long tiem no see!'
yorihi meowed (cause shes a cat, duh!)
yorici mad herself comfortable on the counter as urahaa poured her some milk.
suddenly a gang off rabies fueled zombies burst into the shopping centre!
'OMGWHATDOWEDO?!?!?' OOC urahaa yelled panicking
suddenly yorici transformed into her human form.
and all the zombies collapsed with nosebleeds (she's naked when she transforms, rmememeber? LOL)
'okay, htat was really really weird.' urahaa said.
then he realisd that yorici was still naked.
And he colapsed with a nosebleed to.
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when tesai got back, yorici had finally put some clothes on. (thank gods)
'Oh hey yourici-kun! How have you been?'
'i've been good tessai'
suddenly urahara came to.
'oh. wow. hey. What happend? TEssai-san! how was your holiday?'
'it was really good! barbados is very nice this tme of year!'
'hang on' said yorici. 'if tessai was gone on holiday, and jinta and uryuu are out getting doughnuts, whose making that noise??'
the team froze as they heard the rythimic beating.
uh oh. urahaa thought. first zombies and now this.
urahaa saw yorici take the doughuts from tesai and begin eating them.
yorici-kun? what ARE you doing????
i get hungry sometimes!' yelled yorichi!
urahaa didn't anser. the rythmic beating was getting louder. and faster.
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urahaa motioned everyone to follow him. slowly they all crept up to the door of the broom closet.
they all strained their ears. then faintly...
'ooh ruuukia...'
urahaa burst open the door and found rukia AND renji AND one of the random zombies from before going at it in the broom closet.
'RUKIA-KUN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?'
'Uh... banging Renji and this zombie. What does it look like?'
'But rukia-kun! Ichigo-san and orihime and chad and yorici and ishida have gone to the soul society to save you!!!!?!'
'oh my gods hes an idiot – renji already saved me and i told him not too to!' rukia yelled running out of the closet.
'WAIT! RUKIA-KUN! YOU'RE NOT WEARING ANYCLOTHES!' yorichi yelled after her! but she didn't hear.
Needless to say, when rukia got to the soul society. ichigo got a very severe nosebleed.
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Heey again! hope you guys liked my fic, it's amazing what happens when your bored in math sometimes! :D
If you want this to keep going, i want 10 reviews! otherwise I'll never write another fanfic again!