I'M A BIG GIRL NOW! by goddess of uranus and nara-chan
We do not own DragonBall Z. I own the pizza hut driver though - GOU
"Pan, sweetie, come here" Videl said patting her knee.
"Mum I'm 18 years old" Pan said as she sat down beside her mother and father who looked all dressed up at the dining room table.
"We're going out to dinner tonight panny and we were quite worried that you would be left alone" Gohan said
"I'm fucking 18 years old!!!!!!! I'm a quarter sayian, I could blow up the whole fucking planet!!!!!!!" she screamed tipping the dining room table over.
Gohan and Videl smiled, "That's nice honey, anyway don't drink anything before you go to bed, we don't want any accidents" Gohan said as he made waterfall noises.
"WHEN HAVE I EVER WET MY BED?!?!?!" Pan screamed.
"Turn the TV off at 8:00, wash your hands after you go whoopsies and be nice to your babysitter…" Videl warned with a loving smile.
DING DONG
"Oh that must be the babysitter now!" Gohan said jumping up and opening the door.
"Trunks how are you?" Videl said as the 32-year-old lavender haired man walked in, "you remember Pan don't you?"
"We'll be having fun tonight right Panny?" he said bending down resting his hands on his knees even though he was talking to Pans breasts.
"I'm up here dickwad"
"Anyway, have fun. Here's a list that I want you to strictly follow Trunks..." she said as her facials suddenly became serious and she handed it over to him with a stare that said 'if you don't follow my list I will shove the end of an umbrella up your ass and open it'
He gulped as he waved goodbye and the door locked behind Gohan and Videl. He stared down at the list and read the first instruction out loud,
"Give Pan a bath. That sounds easy enough!" he said walking over to her.
"YOU PERVERT! I'M 18 YEARS OLD YOU FUCKING FREAK!!!" she screamed.
"Ok, lets take your shirt off!" Trunks said with his arms outstretched walking slowly over to the very frightened young woman, "Lift your arms up so they don't get stuck!"
Pan out of sheer frustration kicked Trunks in the groin and barricaded herself in the bathroom.
"Good! You're taking a bath you didn't have to kick me in the doodle though Panny. That's naughty kicking men in those places!"
"YOU FREAK!! I'M NOT TAKING A BATH!!"
"You're not!! That's disobeying the list!" he yelled smashing the door down.
"What the-" Pan said as Trunks grabbed her in a headlock and with his free arm got the 2 in 1 shampoo bottle.
"At least I'm going to wash your hair you foul mouthed young lady, Videl can't do things with an umbrella if I at least do this!" Trunks said as he opened the Johnson's 2 in 1 Blueberry smelling, no tears shit with his mouth and put it all over Pans head.
"You need to put water in your hair first, haven't you ever washed your hair before you bastard!!" she screamed frantically trying to get out of his grip.
"No. How do you think my hair stays this colour?" he said putting Pan under the water tap and rubbing the shampoo into her scalp.
10 minutes later…
Pan smelling of Blueberry sat down on the couch in defeat. When ever she took more that two steps in the direction of the door Trunks would bend over and tell her breasts that her parents weren't coming home until the big hand was at 12 and the little hand at 11 and until then she wasn't allowed outside.
"Ok then!" Trunks said taking out the list, "7:00 make dinner!"
Pan kept staring at the TV till she noticed that Trunks wasn't speaking. She turned around to see a man with a pathetic look on his face.
"What's wrong? Can't you cook?" Pan said putting the remote down and walking to the kitchen.
"Let's have pizza!" Trunks yelled as he raced over to the phone and dialled Pizza Hut.
"No it's OK Trunks I'll make dinner," Pan said looking at the food cupboard to see if anything decent was there.
Trunks paused as a small grin went on to his face.
"Little girls can't cook because there are many dangerous hot things in the kitchen and you might get burnsy wurnsy"
"Burnsy wurnsy this..." Pan said as she picked up a pot and hit Trunks over the head with it.
An hour later which was only supposed to be 30 minutes according to the Pizza hut ad that always lies and you know that the pizza hut driver has some hooker in his car and Pan was tied up to a chair after her pot endeavour…
DING DONG
"That must be the pizza man" Trunks said to pan smiling.
"Fuck you Trunks!" The pizza man heard Pan screaming as Trunks opened the door.
"That's $20 dude… woah! Who's the babe in the chair!"
"Babe?!? You pizza driving paedophile!!" Trunks screamed grabbing the pizza box and hitting the guy over the head with it.
Pan trying to further prove her point started screaming at the pizza man.
"Hey sexy come over here!" Pan yelled.
"Who me?" the pizza man pointed to himself.
"Don't talk like a skank Pan" Trunks said in a happy voice as the pizza man walked over to Pan and started to untie her.
"Take me pizza man!" Pan said as she shoved her tongue down the pizza mans throat.
"YOU GOD DAMN WHORE PAN!!! STOP BEING A SLUT!!! THIS IS NOT ON THE LIST!!! JUST IMAGINE WHEN YOU'RE 18 AND YOU ORDER PIZZA HUH?!?!?!?!?!" Trunks yelled as he marched over to the pizza man and threw him out the window.
"You're a stupid, stupid man" Pan said as she took a pizza and sat down on the couch.
"Ok bedtime panny, I'll help you into your PJ's…"
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This is a two-part story so review if you want the next part!
We do not own DragonBall Z. I own the pizza hut driver though - GOU
"Pan, sweetie, come here" Videl said patting her knee.
"Mum I'm 18 years old" Pan said as she sat down beside her mother and father who looked all dressed up at the dining room table.
"We're going out to dinner tonight panny and we were quite worried that you would be left alone" Gohan said
"I'm fucking 18 years old!!!!!!! I'm a quarter sayian, I could blow up the whole fucking planet!!!!!!!" she screamed tipping the dining room table over.
Gohan and Videl smiled, "That's nice honey, anyway don't drink anything before you go to bed, we don't want any accidents" Gohan said as he made waterfall noises.
"WHEN HAVE I EVER WET MY BED?!?!?!" Pan screamed.
"Turn the TV off at 8:00, wash your hands after you go whoopsies and be nice to your babysitter…" Videl warned with a loving smile.
DING DONG
"Oh that must be the babysitter now!" Gohan said jumping up and opening the door.
"Trunks how are you?" Videl said as the 32-year-old lavender haired man walked in, "you remember Pan don't you?"
"We'll be having fun tonight right Panny?" he said bending down resting his hands on his knees even though he was talking to Pans breasts.
"I'm up here dickwad"
"Anyway, have fun. Here's a list that I want you to strictly follow Trunks..." she said as her facials suddenly became serious and she handed it over to him with a stare that said 'if you don't follow my list I will shove the end of an umbrella up your ass and open it'
He gulped as he waved goodbye and the door locked behind Gohan and Videl. He stared down at the list and read the first instruction out loud,
"Give Pan a bath. That sounds easy enough!" he said walking over to her.
"YOU PERVERT! I'M 18 YEARS OLD YOU FUCKING FREAK!!!" she screamed.
"Ok, lets take your shirt off!" Trunks said with his arms outstretched walking slowly over to the very frightened young woman, "Lift your arms up so they don't get stuck!"
Pan out of sheer frustration kicked Trunks in the groin and barricaded herself in the bathroom.
"Good! You're taking a bath you didn't have to kick me in the doodle though Panny. That's naughty kicking men in those places!"
"YOU FREAK!! I'M NOT TAKING A BATH!!"
"You're not!! That's disobeying the list!" he yelled smashing the door down.
"What the-" Pan said as Trunks grabbed her in a headlock and with his free arm got the 2 in 1 shampoo bottle.
"At least I'm going to wash your hair you foul mouthed young lady, Videl can't do things with an umbrella if I at least do this!" Trunks said as he opened the Johnson's 2 in 1 Blueberry smelling, no tears shit with his mouth and put it all over Pans head.
"You need to put water in your hair first, haven't you ever washed your hair before you bastard!!" she screamed frantically trying to get out of his grip.
"No. How do you think my hair stays this colour?" he said putting Pan under the water tap and rubbing the shampoo into her scalp.
10 minutes later…
Pan smelling of Blueberry sat down on the couch in defeat. When ever she took more that two steps in the direction of the door Trunks would bend over and tell her breasts that her parents weren't coming home until the big hand was at 12 and the little hand at 11 and until then she wasn't allowed outside.
"Ok then!" Trunks said taking out the list, "7:00 make dinner!"
Pan kept staring at the TV till she noticed that Trunks wasn't speaking. She turned around to see a man with a pathetic look on his face.
"What's wrong? Can't you cook?" Pan said putting the remote down and walking to the kitchen.
"Let's have pizza!" Trunks yelled as he raced over to the phone and dialled Pizza Hut.
"No it's OK Trunks I'll make dinner," Pan said looking at the food cupboard to see if anything decent was there.
Trunks paused as a small grin went on to his face.
"Little girls can't cook because there are many dangerous hot things in the kitchen and you might get burnsy wurnsy"
"Burnsy wurnsy this..." Pan said as she picked up a pot and hit Trunks over the head with it.
An hour later which was only supposed to be 30 minutes according to the Pizza hut ad that always lies and you know that the pizza hut driver has some hooker in his car and Pan was tied up to a chair after her pot endeavour…
DING DONG
"That must be the pizza man" Trunks said to pan smiling.
"Fuck you Trunks!" The pizza man heard Pan screaming as Trunks opened the door.
"That's $20 dude… woah! Who's the babe in the chair!"
"Babe?!? You pizza driving paedophile!!" Trunks screamed grabbing the pizza box and hitting the guy over the head with it.
Pan trying to further prove her point started screaming at the pizza man.
"Hey sexy come over here!" Pan yelled.
"Who me?" the pizza man pointed to himself.
"Don't talk like a skank Pan" Trunks said in a happy voice as the pizza man walked over to Pan and started to untie her.
"Take me pizza man!" Pan said as she shoved her tongue down the pizza mans throat.
"YOU GOD DAMN WHORE PAN!!! STOP BEING A SLUT!!! THIS IS NOT ON THE LIST!!! JUST IMAGINE WHEN YOU'RE 18 AND YOU ORDER PIZZA HUH?!?!?!?!?!" Trunks yelled as he marched over to the pizza man and threw him out the window.
"You're a stupid, stupid man" Pan said as she took a pizza and sat down on the couch.
"Ok bedtime panny, I'll help you into your PJ's…"
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This is a two-part story so review if you want the next part!