Professor VonDrake's Extraordinary Time-Contraption-Thingy

As with it's forerunner House of Twisted Toons most of the characters belong to Disney I am merely borrowing them for this story but I do own most of the second generation so some form of notice is required if you wish to use them… This story has links connecting it to both my Hades&Seph fics and Jafar's Disastrous Dates but is not directly related to them. Persephone, Thanatos and Eris all come from my Hades&Seph fics in the Hercules section and as usual those who've read them will have a bit of knowledge on those characters personalities..

This story goes out to everybody who was a part of H.o.T.T in reviews or just silently following the story on the side.. I may have wrote it but you guys made it.. it's been a long time planning but here it is peeps… the sequel. Enjoy.. X

Chapter One:The House of Mouse is Back..

Mic the Microphone dropped down from the ceiling and beamed widely around the room full of Disney characters.

'Mic here wishing you all a great big Mouseketeer's welcome back to the House of Mouse..' He called out airily like a commentator to a big boxing match. '-now here's you're the host with the show you love most Mickey Mouseee!'

Mickey Mouse bounded onto the stage grinning widely around at the audience who clapped as he bowed.

'Hiya folks.. Wow, has it really been eight years since Donald and I closed the doors of the House of Mouse?' The infamous mouse gave one of his trademark chuckles and continued. 'Well a lot has happened since then. Donald finally married Daisy and they have a beautiful little girl named Darcy.' Mickey gestured to the Duck family as Daisy waved keenly. She'd been flashing her wedding photos and Darcy's duckling pictures to everybody who'd passed her desk. Eight year old Darcy Duck was stood in between her parents dressed in a sweet little blue nautical-style dress with a pretty blue bow on her head, she shyly buried her face into her daddy's grey work coat.

'Don't be shy Darcy, now show the guests a pretty face..' Daisy sounded sweetly to her daughter.

'No..' Darcy responded with a stubborn pout that made her resemble her father. '-I don't want to..'

'Come on Little Duckie..' Daisy batted her eyelashes imploringly and using the special pet-name she and Donald saved for their only child. '-I know you have a pretty smile in there somewhere..'

'Ahh, quit stiflin' her Daisy..' Donald waved a hand dismissively. '-she doesn't have to if she doesn't want to.' Darcy actually smiled up at her father's words causing Daisy to sigh with slight irritation at it.

'And Minnie and me now have a lovely daughter too.' Mickey Mouse sounded cheerfully bringing the focus back to him. The mouse then turned to the side of the stage and gestured someone from the side. 'Do ya wanna say hello Molly?' The next second a eight year old female mouse with a red bow, dressed in a white shirt and red dungaree-skirt with white and red trainers bounced on stage with a happy smile.

'Zip-ah-dee-doo-dah everybody..' She squealed out in her naturally high voice. '-I'm hap-hap-happy to be here and I'm looking forward to getting to know all of you..' It was blatantly obvious to the audience which parent she took after.

'Well good golly Miss Molly-' Mickey gave another chuckle. '-I'm sure they're just as eager to meet you..' He sounded and Molly pecked her father on the cheek happily before darting off stage to where her mother was waiting.

'I did it, I did it… just as you said mama..' She sounded chirpily.

'I did and you were great..' Minnie sounded hugging her perky daughter.

'Now may I go play with Darcy?' Molly sounded and Minnie nodded.

'Of course you may..' Molly quickly darted off. '-just watch out for the villain's kids..' She added as her daughter bounded happily down the hallway.

Just like it had been when the club was at it's peak, the audience was filled with toons. Some were new and others were regulars from when the club had been booming in it's hay day. Belle and Beast were seated together, she with her head on his shoulder reading to him out of the book she had brought with her while not far away Kuzco was causing a scene because his table wasn't close enough to the stage. Robin and Maid Marian were seated with their six fox cubs who were pretend sword fighting while their mother scowled and their father laughed. Across from them Ariel , Eric and their daughter Melody were seated, the black-haired girl was gazing fascinated around the club unable to restrain herself from swivelling in her seat.

'Melody..' Eric sounded in his kind fatherly tone. '-stop fidgeting honey the cartoon will be starting in a minute..' Melody stopped squirming and glanced back at the prince as Ariel chuckled demurely.

'Oh don't scold her Eric..' The red-headed former mermaid smiled clutching her husband's arm. '-she's just being curious..' The prince just shook his head ruefully.

'Yeh..' He drawled under his breath placing his head in his palm. '-that's what I'm worried about..'

Further down the theatre was a very strange four-some: Cinderella, her prince, Anastasia and her new boyfriend who worked in with the royal bakers were all sitting and chatting amiably together, a few toons around them including Snow White and her friends were looking baffled by this.

At the opposite side of the theatre Aladdin, Jasmine and their son Sinbad were seated with Genie and Abu. Aladdin's twelve year old son not only looked the spitting image of his father but he had also inherited his quick-mind and quick-fingers but he did not share his father's scrupulous nature, if he stole something it was for him not for others. The young Arabian boy had a passion for ships and his fondest dream was to become an Arabian pirate. On the table next to them sat Meg and Hercules with their son Hyllos. As with Sinbad, Hyllos was the spitting image of his father with his mother's eyes, but unlike his friend on the table next to him Hyllos' fondest dream was to follow in his father's footsteps. The twelve year old red-head was always at the track with his father learning those all important Hero Rules while training. Despite being retired Phil would sometimes watch with the expression of a proud uncle as twelve year old Hyllos looked at everything with the same bright optimism as his father did. Hyllos and Sinbad were leaning on their chairs and chatting away amiably, as their parents were good friends the two of them had grown up quite close and were almost like brothers.

Both boys eyes narrowed with identical scowls as Eris passed with her parents Aphrodite and Hephaestus taking their seats not too far away. The red-skinned Goddess of Discord raised her brows in a mocking gesture at the two mortals boys as if she were already plotting on how to ruin their evening. Her mother Aphrodite was quickly distracted by the sound of arguing coming from Naveen and Tiana's table, the pink-skinned goddess merely rolled her eyes before blowing them a kiss which caused them both to stop arguing and looking lovingly at each other.

'Let's never fight again..' Naveen drawled pulling Tiana to him.

'Not ever..' Tiana beamed before the couple began to start kissing passionately. Smirking pleased with herself Aphrodite turned back to her family.

The nice toons weren't the only ones who had expanded in numbers since the House of Mouse had closed eight years ago, the villainous crowd at the back were also sporting a few new faces. Yzma was making polite conversation with Ursula while her dim-witted side-kick Kronk was comparing biceps with Gaston, the two had quickly become friends after realising they had a fair bit in common. Next to them Cruella DeVil was chiding her twenty-something daughter for not wearing enough fur, not that Trixie DeVil was listening. The girl was too busy talking down her bright red cell phone and fluffing her long black and white-highlighted hair… pausing only occasionally to wave her mother off irritably when she was interrupting her conversation. Across from them sat Jafar who was introducing Dr Fallicer to Captain Hook. Sitting beside the grim vizier was a slim boy of thirteen who dressed in all black with sticky-up black hair and pale almost white skin. His nose was firmly stuck in a book entitled: An Advanced Guide to Alchemy. Alcezar Jafar was gifted when it came to sorcery but then since his mother was Hecate the Goddess of Witchcraft that came as no surprise. The demi-god sorcerer was particularly skilled when it came to chemistry and potion development. He like his father was very deep and brooding and like his mother he did not require a staff to produce magic but like both his parents he was prone to flashes of anger which he was trying to control with self-help therapy.

Around this time Maleficent arrived causing numerous toons to look around and start whispering to each other. The Mistress of All Evil was used to this kind of reaction when she entered the room but this time she threw the toons an icy cold glare before walking onwards. Following her was the reason for all the noise, her twelve year old daughter. Savannah Maleficent picked her way carefully through the crowd with the same cool graceful air as her mother. Her pale green skin and light yellow eyes made it obvious that she was her mother's child, she was dressed in a black strappy top, black leggings with high-heeled ankle boots covered by a lilac poncho to match her eye shadow. Nobody had known about Maleficent's pregnancy never mind the witch having a child but Toon Town was rife with rumours. The most popular belief was that the witch had sought company from Savannah's father but afterwards she killed him so the truth of her succumbing 'weakness' would not come out… when she discovered she was pregnant the witch intended to kill the baby before it was even born but something inside her couldn't do it. Since she was so ashamed of herself for not being able to kill her own child the witch decided to raise her as an apprentice, distancing herself from all her villainous allies… until now. Whether any of this was true was unknown because everyone was too afraid to ask Maleficent and they highly doubted that Savannah knew the whole story.

This didn't stop toons from gazing curiously at the twelve year old witchling as she followed her mother in the same cool and collected manner. If Savannah was bothered by the staring she hid it well as her mother directed her to a table a little way away from the villains. Chernabog was sat behind the two witch-fairies but the large demon from Bald Mountain barely paid either of them much notice as he was hunched over his table flicking through a copy of the Toon Times. Everyone knew that Chernabog had great respect for Maleficent and his eyes only took a fleeting glance at the teenage witchling as she took her seat obediently. Her green skin, long black hair swished into a neat ponytail and uncanny resemblance to her mother was all the great demon needed to recognise her as Maleficent's own spawn.

The rest of the villains just looked amazed as Maleficent scrutinised her daughter's posture before a tiny smile of approval tweaked her lips and the witch began to casually browse the menu in front of her.

'What's the girl's name again?' Captain Hook sounded as he twirled his thin black moustache around his silver hook in a musing manner as he studied the green-skinned twelve year old by Maleficent.

'Oh Allah.. What is it again?' Jafar sighed in irritation trying to remember what the answer was, it was on the tip of his tongue. 'It's something like Serena or Samara..'

'It's Savannah..' Alcezar sounded in a jaded tone and sighing before setting his book down and turning a bored narrow-eyed gaze to his father.

'That's right..' Jafar sounded. '-knew it was something like that boy.' Alcezar only rolled his eyes at his father's 'boy' comment, if he weren't so used to being addressed in this manner then he would have been offended by it.

'Ah yes..' Captain Hook drawled haughtily. '-Savannah.. well-' The smarmy Captain of the Jolly Rodgers smirked in mild amusement as he released his moustache from his hook and his facial hair sprang back into place. '-fancy Maleficent having a child.. I would never have believed it if I hadn't seen it..'

'I don't think any of us expected it to happen Hook..' Jafar sounded in a measured tone. 'I would never have pictured Maleficent as the parental type.' Dr Facilier had been casually shuffling his tarot cards while listening to the conversation next to him and he smirked in slight amusement.

'Well my new found friends..' His smooth cool toned voice washed over them causing both villainous adults and the teenage sorcerer to turn to the witch doctor. '-perhaps we should consult the cards..' While Alcezar watched with mild interest Dr Facilier proceeded to perform some shuffling tricks while uttering, '-the cards, the cards, it's all in the cards..'

Hook raised a brow at Dr Facilier then without taking his eyes off the eccentric witch doctor he lent into Jafar who was watching with mild boredom.

'Where did you say you met this chap?' The Captain of the Jolly Rodger hissed in the former vizier's ear.

'On a street corner in downtown Toontown, he tried to talk me into getting my fortune told..' Jafar smirked and turned away from Alcezar and Dr Facilier. '-I refused but he seemed like an interesting fellow so we got talking, he shut up shop and we went for a drink.' Captain Hook rolled his eyes.

'It never fails to astound me how you pick your friends Jafar..' He drawled with a slight shiver.

'Now really Hook, I am an excellent judge of character and I have you know that this card-toting street-peddler and I have a fair bit in common..' Jafar bristled at the pirate's words but Captain Hook only raised a brow as his eyes rolled from Jafar's stern face to Dr Facilier's cool and collected one.

'Oh I don't doubt it..' Hook smirked at his friend.

A few shadows creeped up the wall behind where Dr Facilier was sitting, forming shapes of rather creepy looking beings that leered ominously as the cards were shuffling in the witch doctor's quick fingers.

'Now I just need something of Maleficent's..' Dr Facilier mused and instantly the shadows converged, sunk down and swept across the floor through legs, tables and chairs until they reached the Mistress of All Evil's table. Not that the fairy-witch noticed as she was to busy scolding her minions for hanging around longer than they should have been. Savannah wasn't paying attention to her mother as she was far to used to the sound of her shrill screaming. Their draughty castle home on the forbidden mountain was always echoing with it. The little witchling only held out her slim black wand and concentrated on turning the sickly happy table flowers in front of her to frost… she, like Maleficent was not a huge fan of bright flowers.

'Idiots!' Maleficent shrieked shaking her fist before waggling her staff irritably. 'I'll deal with you later now away with you!' She pointed the green orb of her staff at her black-armoured minions sending out a blast of electricity that caused them all to scamper out of sight. As she sat down a shadowy tendril snaked up and plucked a stray hair from her head, the move was done so quickly and delicately that the fairy-witch didn't even notice. The shadowy tendril instantly returned to the large mass and it swiftly retreated back over to Dr Fallicer, dropping the hair into his palm. The witch doctor then dropped the hair onto the deck of tarot cards before shuffling them vigorously.

Alcezar hadn't been paying attention to the conversation between his father and his rum-loving friend, the demi-god sorcerer's attention was fully on Facilier and his cards as they snaked in his hands and folded themselves neatly along the table. Alcezar had been taught of tarot cards by his mother Hecate but the witch found them unreliable and frustrating… still, this witch doctor had a flare for showmanship which the thirteen year old demi-god sorcerer appreciated.

'Now we shall see, now we shall know..' Dr Facilier sounded as he moved the tarot-cards into a nine-card layout. He then swept up the first card and began to sing softly,

'She comes from a land far across the sea… but black-hatred and magic has warped this fai-ree..'

'Is there any way you can read those blasted things without singing..' Captain Hook snapped moodily interrupting the witch doctor's tune and causing him to shudder in irritation and scowl at the pirate.

'I suppose so..' Dr Facilier swallowed his annoyance, sighing with the air of a put-upon martyr as Jafar and Alcezar exchanged a sceptical look with the edges of an amused smirk. This could be an interesting night..

'So..' Alcezar drawled to his father as if wanting to steer his attention away from the argument that was threatening to brew. '-when does Hades and Thanatos get here?' Jafar merely raised a brow at his son before smirking wider and speaking in a low measured tone.

'That's funny, Hades told me that Thanatos isn't coming..'

Little Notes:

Hey peeps, it's taken a long time to plan but it's finally started… it wasn't so much the storyline that was the hard part but more the new characters, working out their personalities based on their parents and trying to figure out what kind of parent the Disney character would be, it took a while but I think I've worked out the fundamentals… on a side note: since the House of Mouse series was discontinued in 2003 that is the year the club shut down.

I won't say too much on the new characters themselves just now as you'll learn more about them as the story continues. I'm still working out a few kinks in their characters and how their all going to interact with each other… oh well, let the madness ensue.

Keep your eyes peeled…

Love Ditzy X