ways to get itachi to send you into the mankyou sharingan world
1. hug him randomly and say "YAY A GAY WEASLE"
2. run around throwing kisaita/itakisa pics around the akatsuki base
3. start to stalk him and sing pop goes the weasle
4. start calling him "short"
5. tell him "stop being such a wussy/pussy and go tell sasuke that you didn't kill the fuckin/freakin clan"
6. ask him if why orochimaru stopped being in the akatsuki was because ita-chan wouldn't let orochi-pedo rape him
7. ask him if he has a big "fish" (aka kisame XD) when he blushes (if he does) say "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew i was talking about kisame not your penis you freakin perv i am gonna go tell momma pein" and run off screaming "MOMMA PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIN ITA-CHAN WAS TRYING TO MOLEST ME AGAIN"
8. (the next one is for boys) run around naked screaming "LOOKIE GUYS I GOT A BIG WEE-WEE" and "BOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" and get jiraya and kakashi to say "we've taught him well"
9. flash him all the time even infront of the rest of the akatsuki then run off yelling "OKAY DEIDARA/KISAME/KAKUZU YOU OWE ME 7000 YEN"
10. randomly push him into kisame and giggle then run away screaming "OMG/OMJ GUYS KISAME AND ITACHI ARE HAVING SEX IN/ON THE COUCH/TABLE/KITCHEN/LIVING ROOM"
11. say "i know what happens when you and kisame are alone" then run away saying "HE SCREWS YOU XD"
12. push him on sasuke then run around yelling "OMJ/OMG INCEST"
13. give him weasle food
14. tell him that he should stop eatting fish because its gonna be a turn off for kisame
15. tell him who hes paired with
thats all for now XD