A/N: This is what happens when I run out of ideas and eat Lucky Charms with that new marshmallow shape.

No seriously, this is what happens.

"Soldier, vhat are you doing?"

Medic was taking out the trash when he noticed the American patriot was climbing the radio tower located on top of the base.

"I am fixing the cable doctor! What does it look like I'm doing?"

"Soldier! Zhe cable is not up there, come down before you hurt yourself, dummkopf!"

"It will take more than a stupid fall to hurt me! I will not deterred in the name of AMERICA!"

Medic facepalmed and sighed. "Gah, vhy do I even bother...?"

At the same time, Engineer walked up next to Medic. "Howdy doc, what's going on?"

"Vhy don't you take a look for yourself?"

Engi looked up and saw Soldier climbing the tower. "What in Sam Hill is Soldier doing?"

"He's trying to fix zhe cable, but zhe cable box is not connected to the satellites dishes."

The two watched as the American climbed higher and higher, until he lost his grip and fell all the way to the ground.

'THUD!'

"MEDIC!"

Medic sighed. "Herr Engineer, can you put zhis in zhe trash can? I need to get my Medi-Gun." he dropped the black bag in front of the Texan before walking back inside the base, muttering something in German.

"Must...think...about...mustard..."

Engineer shook his head as he watched Soldier mutter incoherent sentences. He disposed the trash bag before walking off to the garage. Over the years he had been employed at RED, the base's garage acted as Engineer's workshop. It wasn't as big as his back at home in Bee Cave, but it was better than nothing.

He was currently doing some routine maintenance on his buildings. The buildings were checked on very often, can't have them to be breaking down on the battlefield after all. He reached the workbench and was going to start on the Teleporter when he noticed he was missing a screwdriver.

"Darn, where could it have gone?" he muttered as he started looking around for the said tool. He figured it dropped on the ground or something.

"Engineer! Are you looking for this?"

Engineer turned around and saw Heavy behind him with the screwdriver in his large hands. "Yeah, where was it partner?"

"Heavy borrowed it to tune up Sasha," the Russian said. "Maybe Heavy should have told you first."

"Nah it's fine, as long as you return it, everything's good."

Heavy nodded. "What is Engineer doing now?"

"Ah, just tuning mah buildings, nothing much." he went over to the Teleporter and started screwing in a screw. "And that should be it."

"That simple?"

"Ah was finishing it up already, now to test it."

He placed the two buildings on the ground and turned them on. The Teleporters slowly whirled to life and produced a small 'hum'.

Engineer nodded. "Well, that's that."

He went to turn off the Teleporters but found out he couldn't. Sparks started to fly from the two buildings.

"Engineer, what is happening?" Heavy asked, backing up slightly.

"Ah don't know, but ah can't turn them off!"

Engineer started to pull out his Destruction PDA so he could destroy the buildings, but before he could press the button, the Teleporters exploded.

He felt something hard hit his face and the world around him faded to black.

Medic was the first to hear the explosion, after all, he was still healing Soldier.

"Vhat was zhat?" he thought. "Zhat came from zhe garage."

"You're really good, Sally," Soldier said. "Thanks doc."

"Ja, ja, now don't do any more stupid things." Not zhat he vould listen to me though

The German raced to the garage and found it covered in thick black smoke.

"Ach, was ist los?" he said. "Engineer, are you ok?"

"Doctor, is that you?" Heavy said as he walked out of the smoke, coughing because of it. He was a bit scratched up, but ok overall.

"Heavy, where is Engineer? And vhat happened?"

"Little Engineer's toy went boom. Heavy does not know what happened to Engineer. Too much smoke."

"Gah, zhis smoke has to clear before we can find Engineer," Medic said. "Can't see anything or breath."

"Da, Heavy hopes Engineer is ok."

The smoke eventually cleared out and the two reentered the garage. Luckily, most of the garage was undamaged, the only indication that there was an explosion were two scorch marks on the ground.

"Heavy does not see Engineer!"

"Vhere is he? He couldn't had disappeared!" Medic shouted. "I'll check zhe Respawn, continue finding him!"

"Da!" Heavy hope little Engineer is fine...

Pain.

That is what Engineer felt when he came to. He placed his hand on his head and saw blood.

Right, something hit me hard. Felt like someone took a sledgehammer to mah head

Shaking off the pain, he tried to figure out where he was. At first, he assumed to be somewhere in the garage, but after a few glances around he found he wasn't there at all. Apparently, the Texan ended up in some kind of forest. He didn't know where exactly he was, but he knew he wasn't in Teufort anymore, nor any of the maps. It didn't feel like heavily forested areas like Sawmill and Mountain Lab at all.

He assessed his wounds and found out he got a somewhat bad head wound and a possible concussion. It wasn't too bad considering he received much worse before.

Pulling out his PDA and his Wrench, he set off to build a Dispenser. He was lucky to grab his satchel when he woke up today, or else he wouldn't be able to build the building.

(Mann Co. brand satchels enhanced with Australium to allow storage of a lot of items including weapons)

Leaning against the red colored machine, he mulled over on how he would get back to the base.

"Ah have to find where ah am first. No telling how far ah am from Teufort."

He packed up the Dispenser and shoved it into the satchel and took out a Shotgun. "No crying over spilt milk after all."

The Texan was about to leave when he heard a commotion. What in tarnation is going on?

Moving though the brush, he soon found out what was making all that noise. He saw two men dressed in what looked to be medieval-like garb trying to wrangle a white horse.

A white horse with a magenta, blue, and pink mane and a horn.

Wait what?

Engineer shook his head. Could it be just an illusion or something from his concussion? Cause there was no way in hell was that a unicorn right there.

A/N: I dunno how this would go, but here it is anyways. Hope you like it.

-D.W