He is a Nightmare, Honestly!
Summary: It is charms class for the Hogwarts class of 1991, with some mean insulting and Drama… welcome, OCs Tiffany Taylor and Audrey Winters, to the Wizarding World.
Main Characters: HP, TT, AW, HG, RW & Troll.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Harry Potter, thank you very much.
Hermione and Harry switched 80% of their personalities.
The first years exited the Transfiguration classroom in a huge clump. Harry had his head in a book and Ron and Hermione were complaining about how McGonagall took points off for them two being late for class, Hermione blabbing stupid excuses about getting lost, which Harry thought was an extremely simple problem to solve. Harry wished they would just shut up about it, but was too shy to tell them. Luckily, Tiffany and Dean did it for him as they, too, were annoyed to death. He knew that logic explained that if your school is in a massive castle and it is your first day and likely to get lost, you should head out fifteen minutes early in case one gets lost. Tiffany shared the same logic but headed out ten minutes early instead of fifteen. He could not blame her; she as much better at finding things than he.
"Hello, Tiffany," greeted Audrey Winters, a brilliant Hufflepuff girl in their year. "Your Gryffindor tie is loose, did you know?"
Tiffany looked down at her tie and said "Welp, gotta fix that, don't I?" and grinned.
"Hey, Harry, what are you reading?" teased Audrey. She snatched the book, still holding the page he was on and chuckled. "Hogwarts, a History. Well, well!"
"Hey! It is extremely fascinating! Did you know that the name 'Hogwarts' was Rowena Ravenclaw, a founder's idea!? She believed that a Hoggy Wart- wait, no that's not right- a Warty Hog, for goodness-sake, led her to this place, this cliff over a lake? I bet you didn't know that." retorted Harry.
Tiffany ruffed his already unruly hair and laughed "As much as I strongly encourage you to read, don't get me wrong, I like reading as well, I don't however, recommend reading in an extremely busy hallway where you can bump into people and get your glasses smashed, because that happened to me before. It was NOT fun-"
Too late. Harry rammed straight into Ron, who screamed like a little child who stubbed his toe on some candle wax (which barely hurts). Ron fell backward onto Tiffany who dodged, therefore Ron had crashed into Audrey who dodged, then Hannah, another Hufflepuff, who crashed into Tiffany, who this time, could not dodge the falling human. Harry toppled onto the ground, round glasses broken and pouting.
He lifted his wand to his glasses, which were shattered on the ground and defiantly enchanted "Oculus Reparo!"
"Fine." Harry crossed his arms with the book inside them, getting up off the cold, hard, ground.
Audrey snatched the book (again) and sniggered "There are better uses to this heavy book than reading!" and dropped the book on Ron's foot.
Hermione Granger, an easy-going girl who recently put a hair straightening charm on herself, burst into laughter as Audrey gave the book back before Ron could process (or realize, for the matter) what heavy object had suddenly dropped on his foot while he was busy complaining.
"Okay Audrey, that is maybe, just maybe, a better use of the book than reading" chuckled Harry, watching Ron hop and sway all around the hallway in random directions, clutching his foot and howling.
"Still, you should not read in the halls." Tiffany persisted.
Harry huffed, declared that he was 17 seconds late for Charms and stalked off, robes billowing out behind him.
"Mental, that one," grumbled Ron, still clutching his sore foot.
In Charms, the class was learning the levitation spell, Wingardium Leviosa. A certain idiot redhead could not understand the pronunciation, so a raven-haired nerd really couldn't stop himself from correcting the idiot.
"You could really take someone's eye out. It's LeviOsa, not LeviosAAAAAAA. Make the gar nice and long."
'Then you do it then, if you're so clever!"
Harry sent Ron an emerald green glare, rolled his eyes and chanted "Wingardium Leviosa!"
Tiffany narrowed her eyes in concentration and flawlessly copied his hand-motion.
Audrey rolled her eyes in exasperation and sent her feather into the air with so much force it hit the ceiling. Fortunately, it did not break, unlike a certain idiot's.
Professor Flitwick almost fell off his stack of tomes in excitement and announced: "Mr. Potter, Miss Winters, and Ms. Taylor have done it!"
Hermione clapped along with Parvati and Lavender. The Slytherins were bored. One cut her feather in two. Another wondered if she could ask professor Flitwick for another one to make earrings. Ron was extremely infuriated and took to badmouthing Harry for correcting him.
"He's a nightmare, honestly. I mean who ever says, ITS LEVIOOOOSA, NOT LEVIOSAAAAAAAAA!" He barely saw Harry barreled past him, knocking over poor Seamus also didn't hear Audrey say, "Halt, halt, halt! You're gonna take a mortal's oculus out with your mortal, mammoth, appendages!"
Not that Ron could understand that.
(A/N: translation: Stop, stop, stop! You're gonna take a human's eye out with your deadly, massive arms!)
Hermione glanced over her shoulder and whispered hurriedly "Yo I think he heard you, Ron."
Ron turned to look at the retreating back of the stumbling figure of the object of his teasing. He shrugged and muttered "pathetic".
The same retreating form threw a punch at Seamus, who looked quite bullied.
He took it back. "That kid's dangerous."