Curse of curves plot
I do not own bleach.
I do not own the song or video curse of curves.
This is a short little funny story home ya find it amusing.
Two by two the guests arrived. Looking their best and ready to drink and converse with one another. Harribeland Staark were the first to show. Stark had his famous bored look on his face and if it had rained right then and there Harribel would have drowned from how high her nose was in the air. They gave their coats to Wonderwise the dimwitted servant and proceeded to the foyer for champagne. Next was Grimmjow and Loly. They were an odd couple indeed and they absolutely hated each other. He was abusive and she would fuck anyone who looked her way like Aizen for instance. Aizen and Momo walked in she was such a sweet girl why she loved him was a mystery to everyone and everyone had their own suspicion of why. Tesra and Menoly both looked timid as they walked in until they located their partners in crime. Menoly quickly ran over to Loly and they began to gossip like caddy schoolgirls. Nnoitra and Tesra sipped brandy and chuckled over some trivial conversation that was probably only a tenth factual. Nel despised these people and hated being around them. Last but not least Ulquiorra and Orihime. She was as stupid as he was boring and condescending. Everybody was gulping down their drinks working the room milking each other for every drop of information they had on everyone else's personal lives. Each throwing perverse glances at each other. Nnoitra had his fair share from his late night visitors. They didnt think she knew but she did. Attention everyone dinner will be served soon please take your seats in the dining room. They all scoffed at the orange haired monstrous butler? They all wonder who he was and why he hadn't been seen before. Neliel sat at one end of the table Nnoitra at the other. All the women had their eyes on him. He wasn't would be considered attractive but he had a witty tongue that seemed to work for him. All the men had their eyes fixed on the green haired beauty she was a goddess and despite their advances she remain untouched. Her only lover was her husband Nnoitra but she hadn't let him touch her in ages not since he started working late and fucking sluts behind her back. Drinks were about to be served and Nel got up and whispered in to Momo's ear Orihime needs to talk to you about something important outside on the balcony and she told Orihime the same they left one after another and as soon as they we both outside they saw the monstrous hollow lock the door. The drinks were served and Nnoitra raised his glass a toast "to 4 years with my beautiful wife". Neliel smirked as all the men gave Nnoitra a knowing smile saluting him for his many unfaithful conquests the woman gave Neliel a fake sincere smile none of them knowing she knew every sordid detail of what went on behind her back. One by one they emptied their glasses and one by one they dropped like flies. Cheers Neliel whispered as Nnoitra looked at her with pleading eyes before taking his last breath he was the last to fall. Nel sighed then sprang up and walked over to the orange haired man who had been oh so helpful. He pushed his mask up revealing his handsome face. She gave him a sweet smile and he kissed her forehead he then held his had out for her. They happily walked away from it all leaving all she owned which was a lot to the dimwitted Wonderwise on the condition he let Momo and Orihime out from the balcony first.