Soukyuu no Fafner Crack!
A/N - Okay, these are random thoughts that pop into my mind about Soukyuu no Fafner. It's all pretty much crack that I imagine the characters saying, VERY OOC!!!
Warnings - OOC TO THE MAX!!, Sugestive themes, yaoi, CRACK, AU-ish, more crack, and the insanity that is my mind…
!!I WARNED YOU!!
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Fumihiko - You see Kazuki hurt his wrist…
Chizuru - Maybe it's from piloting the Fafner.
Soushi - Chizuru, he's a teenage boy how do you really think he hurt his wrist.
Kazuki - :runs away:
He speaks of masturbation! XD lol
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Soushi - Kazuki! Quick! You must become one with me!
Kazuki - . . . Become one? with you? .
Soushi - :blushes: No not me! The Fafner! Become one with the Fafner you idiot!
Kazuki - :mutters: I liked this first one better …
Soushi - :face palm: :sighs: so did I…
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Kouyou - this whole being assimilated thing sucks! How the hell am I supposed to show any emotion!!!
Kazuki - dude, you just showed emotion…
Kouyou - well ride my Fafner, I did!
Kazuki - Never. Ever! Use that expression again!
Kouyou - oops…
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Kazuki - Now! Kneel down before my glory! :dramatic pose:
Soushi - Who died and made YOU Seme?
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Kazuki - Hey Soushi?
Soushi - What?
Kazuki - Have you ever noticed that everything in the series sounds, well, gay?
Soushi - oh you mean you didn't notice it until just know? What with all the, 'become one with Fafner' and 'cross with my system' thing I figured it was obvious -
Kazuki - Uh Soushi-
Soushi - Ha! They just call it a mecha action anime as a cover up! It's really a shounen-ai series in disguise! I might as well of screamed, KAZUKI HAVE SEX WITH ME! throughout the series, it would have been the same!
Kazuki - You want to have sex with me??
Soushi - …:Blush:
Kazuki - …
Soushi - let's pretend I never said that…
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A/N - teehee, first instalment up! More will come as my mind gets weirder, don't worry. Till then, review pwease? They make me happy. And remember every time I get a flame Maya makes a move on Kazuki! AHHHHHH!!!! I'm scared and I only mentioned it!!
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