Author's ramblings: Many boring people call this space 'Author's notes' or 'A/N' for short. I think this should be changed to 'Author's ramblings' to further match it's content. So I have. Take my lead and we will rejoice in ramblings forthwith! )
By the way, this is a song/poetry fic containing HP + Sues, and mentionings of other books, characters and manga (most of what I mention is worthwhile to read).
Dedicated to: Our beloved readers. (You'll get it when you read it.)
Disclaimer: Well, this could be difficult. Um, I don't own Harry Potter (both books and character) but I kinda own most of this. I own the plot (what plot?), the way it's written, the Many Mary-sues and any OoC behaviour. Let me live, I enjoy it.
P.S. I am not great at rhyming. Or sentence structure. Or things with even vague meaning. But this is just a bit of silliness, much like my other stuff, so I don't really care.
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HP and the Many-sues.
Harry sat on comfy chair
With golden light on messy hair,
And flaxen maid
From far and fair, is there
To dance and ride and be distressed,
To overcome our prince's quest.
Take over plot and bore to tears
Our beloved readers.
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Evil Harry, dark and mad
Is laid to rest, Oh it's so sad!
Angel-sue weeps brave tears,
Why'd she have to kill him?
His falling to the darkest side,
Arose the saviour, God provide
She comes and good prevails again for
Our beloved readers.
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Harry's twin, unknown by most
Sends him letters in the post.
Surprise! In seventh
Here she comes, to visit
Carrying secrets, all to help
The fight against that devious whelp.
She is main and Harry's void, "Growls" from
Our beloved readers.
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Girl! Harry next, to our dismay.
Portrayal abound! Is on its way.
Black flowing curls and eyes of green
Forever on the primp and preen.
Immaculate in darkened uniform
And best in the curriculum
Popular in school but, alas, not with
Our beloved readers.
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Isabella, Dark Rose and Florence,
Just three, of the many torrents
That flood the gates of our fair school,
Some good, some bad and some just cruel.
These names are surely not that normal?
Vanessa, Phosphorus, En-chant-edmo-ral,
Such titles cannot be the same as
Our beloved readers.
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Dumbledore has been around,
Evidence of granddaughters found.
Japanese, Russian, Swedish, French,
It never is a British wench.
Sparks and fun and funky clothes,
Instantly loved by the entire abode,
HP worships, but do you?
Our beloved readers.
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Mystery!Sue, whom no-one knows,
Sneaks about in stretchable clothes.
Here face keeps changing, but always pretty
Personality: misleadingly witty.
Harry's drawn in and so are his friends
The deception will never end.
Is it possible that she's one of
Our beloved readers?
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Canon!Sue of origin
Turned to swan from unsightly pigeon,
Lily, Ginny, Hermy, Luna,
Shoo! writers that attempt to ruin 'er.
These girls don't care for
Clothes, or jewellery or shoes,
They should be allowed to choose, like
Our beloved readers.
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The life of Mary is complex
Dark pasts leave emotional wrecks,
Old enemies arrive from no-such-place
And join in on the Hogwarts race.
Bravely defeating these venomous foes
Even though her life's in throws.
Voldemort cannot be found by
Our beloved readers.
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Elvin queen, unpronounceable name
Comes to school, finds newfound fame.
Her arrival seems to have no reason
Until they hear of terrible treason,
"It be a lie!" she cries, distressed
Perfect as a blubbering mess.
Is she guilty? "No doubt," say
Our beloved readers.
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Manga-ka didn't do it
Or they just won't admit to it.
She's cute with eyes like UFO's,
A bunny and a loving pose.
Adoration, full of trust
This behaviour is only just
For Cutesister!sue you think?
Our beloved readers.
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Karate!Sue can beat you up,
Malfoys are reduced to pulp.
Voldemort won't stand a chance,
Wands knocked aside in martial dance,
Magic shield is complementary
Along with strange powers that are tres, tres scary.
Pupils at school are afraid but not
Our beloved readers.
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Lord of the Rings does
Tend to crossover.
As do films, manga, books
And any story that has girls with looks.
Fruits Basket, long lost zodiac,
Anime movies all over the map.
Sues use past skills to amaze
Our beloved readers.
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Sues from thither
Sues from there
Sues from places everywhere.
Sues to left
Sues to right
Sues that creep, through the night.
Many Mary does intrude,
Her mannerisms seem quite rude,
Burn in hell, you perfect being.
Your face I shall not be seeing,
Future, past, present, now
Stay away you filthy cow.
Fans agree "We do not need her!"
We don't, do we?
Beloved reader.
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Author's ramblings cont: That was fun! But hard work, so please reward my efforts with wondiferous and pleasing reviews. R&R mine and I'll R&R yours.