But Kaito-san it's so small!

by kaien0kurosu

Gakupo and Kaito are having a disagreement in the kitchen. Don't flag me just yet, there's a reason it's not rated M. Planning on improving the cover image in the near future. Disclaimer: I do not own vocaloid or any of the characters associated with it.

Gakupo bowed his head in apparent shame.

"Kaito-san . . . my eggplant is too small to make a difference in your ice cream," Gakupo said with a bowed head.

"Gakupo-san," Kaito said, "The smallest eggplant is the most exotic, and has the strongest flavor."

"But Kaito-san . . . it's so small!"

"I demand that you put your eggplant in my ice cream!"

"But Kaito-san!"

"Put it in goddammit!"

"But it's so small!"

"Put it in!"

"It's too small!"

"Put it in already!"

"But-"

"Put. It. In."

The arguing stopped when there was a shy knock on the door.

"Gakupo-san, Kaito-nii . . . I'm sorry to interrupt, but I need to get in to take my vitamins."

The two men went completely silent and Kaito opened the door. A red-faced Nigaito looked up at him sheepishly, and somewhat apologetically.

"N-Nigaito-kun," Kaito began, "It's not what you think . . . really, it's not . . ."

Nigaito looked at the ice cream in progress, and the small eggplant Gakupo was holding. But it was too late. The mental images in the poor teen's head could not be unseen.

"C-can I just get my vitamins?" Nigaito asked.

"Sure . . . ," Kaito said.

The red-faced Nigaito took his vitamins and left the room.

There was an awkward silence between the two remaining vocaloids.

" . . . just add the goddamn eggplant already," Kaito ordered.

"Yes . . . of course . . . ," Gakupo said.

And so, Kaito's idea of eggplant flavored ice cream came to life. It was absolutely terrible and none of the vocaloids ever spoke of it again.