AN: I wanted to write something about Byakuran because I love him so much~
So I asked my friend for advice.
Me: What do you think of marshmallows? The funniest thing you can think of?
JW: My brain isn't working well today...I don't know. Swimming marshmallows.
Me: ...Works well.
Byakuran was in a pool. A warm, large pool under the bright hot sun outside the Millefiore Base. He silently dipped himself deeper into the pool, smiling at the current weather. "Ah~Its nice here...' He thought to himself. He liked this pretty alone time to just himself without worrying about work and papers.
He was enjoying himself when a small little, white fluffy thing floated past. Or what appeared to be floated. Byakuran raised an eyebrow as the small little white blob floated towards him. A small smile spread across his face. It was a fluffy marshmallow!
Without hesitation, he carefully took it from the water and popped it into his mouth. As he savored the sweet taste of the white, fluffy edible thing, another white fluffy thing floated past. Followed by another. Byakuran was now confused. Did he leave an open packet of marshmallows near an open window? No, he did no such thing before coming to the pool. He couldn't even remember how he got to the pool in the first place...
But it didn't matter now. What caught his eye was how the marshmallows were moving. It appeared as if...they were swimming. When he looked closer to one of them, he splashed the water like a little child. The marshmallows had...legs.
"W-w-wha~?" He stuttered, as another marshmallow swam past him. Before he could even register what the hell was going on, an entire horde of white fluffy objects began swimming in the large pool. His face turned as pale as his hair, and he simply screamed...
"Byakuran-sama!" Someone called him. Was it...God? He was going to be saved! Saved from the horde of swimming, EVIL marshmallows!
No...that voice was coming from a marshmallow. He screamed again...
His eyes flickered open as he shot up from the couch. "Byakuran-sama! Are you alright?" Shoichi asked him. Byakuran turned to his friend. The red head was looking sceptically at his boss, holding a packet of marshmallows in his hand.
Byakuran heaved a sigh of relief, and smiled at Shoichi. "Oh hello, Shochan~ I'm fine. I was just...having a weird dream." "Byakuran-sama, all dreams are weird...You were...screaming something about swimming marshmallows..." Shoichi stuttered, looking down at the packet of marshmallows.
From that day onwards, Byakuran had a slight fear of swimming.
But that didn't stop him from eating marshmallows, though.
AN: Sometimes, I don't know what goes through me and my friends' minds. We're always high on crack anyway :D