Hello, hello, hello! Thanks for coming to this page, with this story! This just popped into my head while I was working on one of my other stories, and I had to jot it down. It's not pointless, and not totally random, though. Please, R&R!
Rating: T
Disclaimer: I don't own Riddler…I AM RIDDLER! BWA HA HA HA HA! (No…not really.) Seriously, the character of Riddler belongs to DC comics. All the riddles here are hear-say...I don't know where they come from, they're just out there.
Riddle Me This…
Why did the clock get arrested? Because it "struck twelve!"
Please…
What hired killer never goes to jail? An exterminator!
Please, stop…
The poor have it, the rich need it, it is greater than God and more evil than the Devil. What is it? Nothing!
I'm sorry…
What are the tallest buildings in the world? Libraries: they have so many stories!
Please…I didn't mean to give you the wrong answer…
What did the surgeon say to the patient as he sewed him up? "That's enough 'out of you!'"
I'll get them all right next time, I promise…
Why can't a nose be twelve inches long? Because then it would be a "foot!"
Stop hitting me…
Why did the band of outlaws suddenly leave the restaurant? Because they were done eating!
Stop…
What do beekeepers get when they suffer an allergic reaction? Hives!
Stop.
What runs but never gets tired? A river!
Stop!
How do hikers dress on freezing cold mornings? Fast!
Stop it! Get away!
How can you drop an egg ten feet without breaking it? Drop it eleven feet: it will not break for the first ten!
I warn you! I'll hit back!
What is the difference between a tennis racket and a doughnut? You can't dunk tennis rackets in milk!
ENOUGH!
It is red as fire, wet as water, and you cannot live without it. What is it? Blood!
TAKE THAT!
Is chicken soup good for everyone's health? No: it isn't very healthy for the chickens!
AND THIS!
A scientist invented an acid that dissolved everything it touched. Why couldn't he sell his invention? There was nothing to store it in!
AND SOME OF THESE!
What can always be found in the center of gravity? The letter V!
WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I?
Which weighs more: a pound of lettuce or a pound of chicken? Neither: both weigh one pound!
I'LL KILL YOU! I SWEAR, I'LL KILL YOU!
What kind of people run the fastest? "Russians!"
YOU'LL NEVER HURT ME AGAIN! NEVER!
What can you measure that has no length, width, or thickness? Temperature!
NEVER!
When is a robot like a doctor? When it "operates" on batteries!
Never!
Why did the burglar try to steal Yankee's Stadium? Because baseball "diamonds" are the biggest ones in the world!
Never…
Which football player wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head!
…Why aren't you moving anymore?
How many prisoners can be kept in an empty jail cell? One: after that, it is no longer empty!
Why?
The End?