Rin had jumped in front of Kakashi, her teammate who was preparing to skewer every kiri nin that had kept her. She looked into his eyes and smiled just as he was about to stab her through the chest, accepting her fate for the good of the village.

At least that was what she was doing until…

"Oh no you fuckin' don't"

...minato-sensei's look alike happened

"What are you doing? If I don't die here the sanibi will be unleashed in the village! Who are you anyway?" Rin shouted out at the newcomer

"The name's Naruto Uzumaki, most unpredictable ninja in the elemental nations at your service. All will be explained once I fix your seal and," the newly dubbed Uzumaki now shouted, "obito Uchiha get your ass out here"

That little statement left à fuming Kakashi and à gob smacked rin.

"What do you mean?!" Kaka demanded, "obito died two years ago."

"Actually Kakashi," called out à new voice, "I've been held captive by Madera Uchiha. Just escaped as well."

"He's not lying you know, anyway we're done here! Let's get you three to minato-tou-Chan!" The older shinobi exclaimed, whilst grabbing onto the threesome before they disappeared in an orange flash.

Minato was half way through undressing kushina when the couple heard three high-pitched screams and à thudding behind them. Kushina was quick to cover herself up as minato turned towards the scene of his three gennin averting their eyes and an unconscious blond… Wait… Three?

"Obito is that you?" He asked, because that was obviously the most important thing to ask at the time, of course.

"YES! We'll be in the sitting room. Please put clothes on kushina-Sama!" With that the trio dragged the blond out of the bedroom and proceeded to tie him up and tried to catch up with one another without sounding insane.

Ten minutes later, their flustered sensei and embarrassed wife came into the room and tripped over their hostage, effectively waking him up.

"Ugh, what happened dattebayo?" Naruto asked no one in particular.

"We were hoping that you could tell us that, dattebane!" Kushina replied in à huff. Naruto couldn't answer her, only stare.

Noticing this minato continued in à sickly sweat tone, "could you answer us and stop ogling my wife." Clearly misinterpreting the stare

"Ogle? What do you mean? I could never ogle her!" Naruto defended, calming Konoha's yellow flash and quickly enraging its red death.

"What's that supposed to mean? Am I not good enough to ogle or something, dattebane!" She demanded in her quick to come rage.

While the rest took cover after seeing the nine tails of hair waving around Naruto shook his head desperately, "no, no, it's because you are my kaa-san, kaa-san."

Que collective scream of 'nani'...

Five hours later

"... And now that obito hasn't gone insane after seeing rin die I have successfully saved the world" Naruto finished explaining his life story. By this point rin was clinging onto minato, begging him not to leave them, while obito and kushina were crying into each other's shoulders at how far the world had fallen because of how them would and had been wiped out respectively (by one man no less). Kakashi on the other hand had stood in the room stoically, observing his family while keeping his feelings in check. Then he did the unthinkable, he walked over to Obito, grabbed his shoulder, spun him round, pulled his mask down and entered à full lip lock with the boy, accidently attracting à whole new group of fans to his hordes of stalkers. At least there were fewer people proposing to him in the street now.