(A.N.: Alright I'm back...and again this is not my story this is just a filler for Camodian08's story Whispering Delusion...soooo...enjoy and don't forget to leave a review.)

*Sigh* Disclaimer: I do not own Family Guy or any of the characters in this story, they belong to the person who created them, and whatever else that's supposed to go in the disclaimer.

Whispering Delusion 1 1/2:

The whole family is standing outside watching god as he ascends the big stairway, Matt has his arm around Meg while she cries in his shoulder.

Then Peter suddenly says "Hey Matt didn't you kicked god's ass before?".

"Peter this is no time for your stupidity" Matt answers angrily.

"Yeah fat ass you're so stupid" says Darren.

"Shut up Darren!...what are you doing here anyway, aren't you supposed to be with your mother that nobody knows and doesn't seem to exist because I do not have any sisters?" Peter says.

"Ummmmm no...she's uuhhh...hey! have you seen those pictures on the internet of you tanning?" Darren says nervous.

"Son of a-" Peter's about to say but is interrupted by Lois who says "Shut up you two, can't you see Matt and Meg are really sad, this is no time for you guys to be fighting, my god you two fight more than Drake and Josh".

Cutaway:

We see Drake and Josh sitting on their sofa watching T.V. then Drake playfully punches Josh on the arm and says "Look! that girl is hot".

Josh also punches Drake playfully on the arm and says "Yeah I know".

Then Drake punches Josh on the arm again laughing and so does Josh to Drake and they keep doing that until they both start getting mad and start punching each other in the face, they keep fighting like this until they both take out guns and start shooting each other, and now they're fighting Mr. and Mrs. Smith style, getting guns from everywhere, until the house is destroyed.

Cutaway ends:

"Oh right, like I was saying, if you kicked gods ass before, then you can just go ahead and beat the crap out of him until he gives you Zetana back" says Peter.

"...Right...I could do that" Matt says feeling stupid.

"Then what the hell are you waiting for? Go!" says Meg.

"Ok ok (draws his sword) hey god wait!" Matt says and is about to take off running.

"Wait Matt! I'll come with you" says Chris.

"Me too!" says Brian.

"Me three!" says Stewie.

" Oh my god that is such a stupid and old pun" says Brian.

"Well at least I'm more famous than you in and pretty much everywhere else dog" answers Stewie.

"Hey! that's not true I'm just as famous as you are in because most of the stories there, are about you and me getting...together...and...kissing-" Brian says.

Then Brian starts throwing up and says "Oh my god! what kind of sick person would write something like that...even worst who would READ something like that".

Then he throws up again and gets up and says full of joy "Anyway besides those stories are Lois and me stories".

Then Lois throws up and says "Sorry Brian, no offense but that's just disgusting" then Brian looks down sad.

(A.N.: Sorry if i offended anyone. This is just for fun...please don't kill me...or even worst flame me.)

"So I end up being more famous than you...HA!!! what do you think of that!, IN YOUR FACE!!!" Brian screams.

"Bitch" says Stewie.

Then Brian punches Stewie and knocks him out, Jaina sees this and quickly draws her little sword and in a fast move grabs Brian and points her sword to his neck, and with a cold look in her eyes she says "You touch him again and I will cut off your tail and make you eat it, do you understand?".

"Y-y-yes I-I-I und-d-derstand" Brian answers terrified.

Then she goes back to normal and cutely says "Ok then" and she walks away and helps Stewie up.

"Freakin psychopath" Brian mutters.

"I'm coming with you too Matt" Lois says.

"Lois you're a girl, and this is a guy's job" Peter says.

"Well I bet I could be more helpful than you could" says Lois.

"Sure, by menstruating all over the place...how's that gonna help them?" Peter says.

"I know Tai Jit Su and I'm waaaay smarter than you" Lois answers pissed.

"Lois everybody knows girls aren't real people, but brainless robots built to satisfy men, therefore since you're not a real person you can't be smarter" Peter says with a smirk.

"Uuuuuugggggghhhh!!! you're so stupid, maybe mom was right i would've been better if i had married that chimp down the street" Lois says.

"...Shut up Lois!" Peter says simply.

"Anyway, if this is a guy's job how come you don't go?" Lois asks.

"...Uhhhh...be-because I have...other stuff to do, yeah that's it, I have other stuff to do". Peter says nervous.

"I'm coming too" says Meg "Because that's my son there, and I don't want anyone arguing with me" then Peter quickly closes his mouth.

Then the camera moves to where Matt's supposed to be standing, but he's not there, then it is revealed that Matt is on the floor snoring.

"MAAATT!!!" everyone screams.

Then Matt wakes up and still sleepy says "Huh? what?...Oh you guys finished arguing and wasting time?".

Then Chris says "Wait! wait! I haven't argued with anyone yet...Matt would you like to do the honors?".

"Just shut up Chris" Matt says.

"But I feel left out everybody has argued with someone except me" Chris says.

"Oh yeah? Darren hasn't argued with anyone" Matt says.

"Yeah he has, he argued with dad" Chris answers.

"Oh right...but I'm not going to argue with you for no reason, just because you feel left out" Matt says.

"Well unknowingly you just argued with me, hahaha!" Chris says laughing and clapping.

"Alright! You know what? why don't we all go, ok? ok" Matt says frustrated.

"But I told you I have other stuff to do, I can't go" Peter says.

"Alright Peter, tell me what kind of "stuff" do you have to do?" Matt asks.

"Uuuuuuhhhhh...I have to...ummm organize my pornos...yeah lately I've been seeing them everywhere" Peter says.

Flashback:

Peter is drinking a beer when he suddenly feels like throwing up, but he doesn't pay attention to it so he keeps drinking his beer, then out of nowhere he throws up, then he looks down to where he threw up and sees a porn magazine and says "Hey there's my porno".

Flashback ends:

"Peter don't be stupid...er. We're all coming and that's final" Matt says.

"No!" Peter says.

"WHAT!?!?!?" Matt says his face turning from demonic to normal "I SAID WE ARE ALL GOING AND THAT"S FINAL!!!".

"No no I was just kidding...hehe" Peter says scared.

"Alright then" Matt says getting his composture back "Lets get going then".

"Oh man! this is gonna suck more balls than a prostitute" Peter says.