Chris: Yo! Were coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris Mclean, dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right now!

Chris: Here's the deal, 23 campers have signed up to spend 8 weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other. Then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame. Take a ride in the loser boat and leave Total Drama, for good.

Chris: Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic ceremonies where each week, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow, in the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, they'll probably blow it in a week, to survive, they have to battle, black flies, bears, horrible food...

Maggot: Hey, now.

Chris: ...and each other, which will crumble under the pressure? Find out right here, right now, on Total, Drama, Kaiju Island!!

Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine

You guys are on my mind

You asked me what I wanted to be and I think the answer is plain to see, I wanna be famous

I wanna live close to the sun

Well, pack your bags, cause I already won

Everything to prove nothing in my way I'll get there one day, cause I wanna be famous

Na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na(2x)

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

Episode 1: The Not So Great Outdoors

Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Kaiju Island, time to meet our first 11 campers, we told them they'd all be staying at a 5-star resort, so if they seem a little T.O. ed, that's probably why.

First to the dock is Beth.

Chris: Beth, what's up?

Beth sprints down the dock and hugs Chris.

Beth: It's so incredible to meet you! Wow, you're much shorter in real life.

Chris: Uh, thanks.

Next is DJ.

Chris: DJ.

DJ: (High Fives Chris) Yo, Chris Mclean, how's it going? Hey, you sure you got the right place here? Where's the hot tub?

Chris: Yo, dawg, this is it, Camp Wawanakwa.

DJ: Hm, looked a lot different on the application form.

The third is Gwen.

Chris: Hey Gwen.

Gwen: You mean we're staying here?

Chris: No, you're staying here.

Gwen: (Glares) I did not sign up for this.

Chris: Actually, you did.

Gwen grabs the fine print and tears it up.

Chris: The great thing about lawyers us, they make copies, lots of copies.

Gwen: I'm not staying here.

Chris: Cool, I hope you can swim though because your ride just left.

The boat leaves to pick up the rest of the campers.

Gwen: Jerk!

Geoff and Lindsay, arrive before She arrives, Heather.

Chris: Heather.

Beth: Hi! Looks like we're your new friends for the next eight weeks!

Next is Duncan.

Chris: Duncan, dude.

Duncan: I don't like surprises.

Duncan: Meet me by the campfire, gorgeous.

Heather: Drop dead, you skeez. I'm calling my parents, you cannot make me stay here.

Chris pulls out the fine print.

The rest of the campers arrive, all but one.

Chris: Alright campers, before we start, we have our last camper joining us.

Harold: Wait, you said only 22 campers.

Chris: Yeah, I lied, anyways, here's the one who took down an entire alien invasion by himself, and cost millions of dollars in property damage, killed at least 54 kaiju in his life, please welcome, Rage!

Gwen: You mean a person did all that?

Chris: No, the show's called Total Drama Kaiju Island, so..where's is he?

Chris took out his binoculars and looked through them, first, he saw nothing, then red-jagged dorsal spines rose from the ocean.

Chris: There he is.

The spines got closer and closer, then stopped.

Owen: Uh, what just happened?

The dorsal spines reveal to be part of a long, scarred tail that rose from the water.

The rest of the body rose, showing his scars on his body, his head and snout had medium sized spines on them, his lower jaw had 10 spines running across, the tail was covered in red spikes, and he had a massive 267 ft wingspan, he had dark, black skin with his back covered in red along with his jagged, dorsal spines.

Rage: Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooonnnk!!!!!

Chris: Yep, that's him alright.

Heather: (Shaking in fear)Th- This is a joke, right?

Chris: No, no joke, come down here, buddy!!

(The kaiju sighed, and shrunk to 7ft tall.)

Chris: Rage, what's up my man?

Rage: (High Fives Chris)What's up Mclean?

Chris: Everyone, this is Rage, Ragezilla, just try and keep your distance and your mouth shut, and you'll have no problems.

Gwen: (Mumbling)Sounds like someone's got issues.

Rage: (Growling) What did you just say!?

Chris: As I said, keep your mouth shut. Now, we gotta take a pic for the promos. End of the dock!

Chris jumped on the dock with camera in hand.

Chris: Ok, on the count of three, say Wawanakwa! One..two...th-, oh forgot the lens cap(takes off cap), ok one, two, oh, card's full.

Leshawna: C'mon man, my face is starting to freeze.

Chris: Ok, say Wawanakwa!

Campers: Wawanak...

The dock collapsed and everyone falls into the water as Chris takes the picture.

Chris: Alright, everyone dry off and met me in the dining hall, when we return. on Total Drama Kaiju Island!