A/n: I wanted to try something new. I've been watching Easy A non-stop all of my vacation and I love how she is talking to the viewers… so I thought it would be cool to write a story where my main character is talking to the readers.

This story also has a little bit of the 80s movie Can't Buy Me Love, twisted into it. And this shall all unravel here in this story I like to call…

Vamoosing Hearts

Preface

A wise man once said, "All the lonely people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong?" Okay, it was the Fab Four I like to call the Beatles who sang those lyrics in 'Eleanor Rigby' from the record titled 'Revolver'; but still, John Lennon was a wise man. He may have looked a bit pedo-ish back in the day and wrote about walruses, octopus' gardens and yellow submarines, but no one of my generation ever bothered to look into the depth of those lyrics that lied underneath the LSD part. By the way, rest in peace John, and blessings to Yoko and Sean.

So where was I before my socially awkward self let her mind wonder? That's right. Lonely people. Do we ever wonder where all the lonely people come from? How is one lonely? I thought being lonely wasn't possible. There is always someone by your side. That was my state of mind until I saw him. No, not him… Him.

I've come to realize that you can be in a crowd with over a thousand people and still feel like the loneliest person on Earth because the feeling of being alone comes from the heart and what you're feeling inside, not the physical makeup of one's setting.

And you know after I met him and understood him… I beat myself up continuously for being one of those people who thought someone could never be alone because it wasn't until recently that I realized how hypocritical I was. I thought nobody could be alone… yet deep inside I knew I was. The ugly truth of how I've been lying to myself finally came out.

I'm Destiny Hope Cyrus. I go by Miley. Long brown hair. Tallish-short. Your typical, witty, sarcastic teenager.

But enough about myself.

If you haven't figured it out already, this isn't your run-of-the-mill fairy tale love story.

It's not even a paranormal romance.

I wouldn't even categorize this much of a romance at all.

It's a story about two people.

One who thought it was impossible to love.

And one who thought it was impossible to be loved.

A/n: Sooo? It IS Niley :] haha, should I continue, or no?