It's Awesome to Be Me
Hey guys! Here's a fanfic that features Brick bragging about himself! Please Enjoy. I own nothing
Sup I'm Brick and I'm pretty much the coolest guy who ever lived.
How can I even begin to tell you all about my awesome traits?!
Wait You want to know what makes me so awesome?!
Well if you insist!
I'm a great fighter I mean come on my brothers wouldn't be able to win a single fight without me! I mean I practically have to pick up the slack for those guys!
(Insert glares from Butch and Boomer)
Let's see… what other awesome traits do I have… oh yeah! I'm also the strongest!
What?! You say that Butch is the strongest?!
Pfft…that's what he thinks!
While I'll admit that Butch is no slouch in the brute strength department, it's pretty obvious than he is!
Also it's a little known fact that I am exceedingly handsome.
What you say that Boomer is cuter than me?!
Ha! That hilarious! Being cute isn't an awesome trait it's an insult! Besides cuteness doesn't help you win a fight unless you've got mind control to back it up. Not to mention, Boomer's a total idiot!
Also I known that being handsome don't help you win a fight either but I had to include that on this list. Relax I'm not gonna marry myself no matter what Butch thinks! I just like what I see in the mirror!
But my most awesomest trait of all would have to be my intelligence. That's right! I'm officially the smartest guy around!
And if anyone says that that nerdy, goody-two shoes know it all Blossom is smarter than me I'll rip their teeth out!
Do I have any flaws?
Pffft no!
I'm perfect!
Absolutely perfect.
What can I say? It's awesome to be me!