A hot and le spicy meme fanfic
by rigby shindle
Circa 2013
*le me at le gf's house*
*le derpina is taking a shower*
'wow, i think to myself, i bet shes naked right now'
*le walk into bathroom where derpina shower*
*open curtain to reveal le naked sexy girlfriend*
'me gusta'
'o derp, im trying to take a shower, like a boss'
'im sorry derpina i just want to see you naked because i like boobs xD holds up spork'
'derp arent we moving a little too le fast?'
the feel when your girlfriend doesnt want to have sex with you every second of her day
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
-later that night-
*le me in le derpina's bedroom alone with*
'herp, i cold, can you...'
'WAIT DERPINA...I KNOW WHAT YOU GOING TO SAY'
-extra flannel-
'shall we...have the le sexytimes'
'oh herp, i dont kno if we can that'
'sure. here ill show you how'
*little did she know that i had no idea to sex because am nice guy and i always
get friendzoned xD dae hate friendzoning bitches?*
'okay so, bend over, and ill just try to put this here...wait its not fitting'
'derp, you bad luck brian, you put ur peepee in my butt XDDDD'
'oh no derpina, im sorry, i hope you dont poop'
-after a long sexytime later-
'wow derp that was the best sex ive had since my first boyfriend'
'mfw: rustled le jimmies'
'you whore, how could you have had sex with another guy besides me?
you friendzoning bitch, im done here, im taking my le stuff and heading home'
-circa 10:30 that night (2 hours past my curfew)-
'DERP where have you been! we have been worried sick, your mother is le sad'
'mom i sory i broke up with derpina tonight'
'why son, you may never get another girlfriend you know'
'because she pooped on my le weenie'
'son! that kind of language will not be tolerated in our house. get to ur room'
-extra flannel-
'oh mr. derp, how could our son have sex?'
'well mrs. derpina i believe it is becuz he is a nice guy who wears fedoras and fingerless gloves. clearly women recognize his individuality and his lack of social skills. after all, who needs swag when you have class?'
'oh mr. derp, your so rite, youre just like a boss. xDDDD'
'thank you honey, shall we commence the le sexytimes as well?'
'by all means captain'
-fin-