CRACK!

The holidays are here, and a lonely moose decides to do something better with his time.

He walked to the living room of his motel to talk to his Rapunzel brother, Dean.

"Dean, I'm tired of dis booshiet, I don't like hunting, it's stupid, I was supposed to be a lawyer, I quit" Sam whined his puppy whine.

"Sam, I am your older brother, I spent my whole life looking after you, hunting is family business, I am a gay man, and you are going to die." Dean replied casually.

Sam suddenly craved demon blood and now he sees his old friend Lucifer.

"NOOOOOO!" Sam screams as he sees Luci.

Lucifer laughs manically and Dean starts crying because he realizes that Sam is a lost cause.

Sam decides that since it is Christmas, he would carol.

"ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME" Sam sang angrily.

Lucifer laughed. "Silly boy, everyone you love dies anyways. There is only one day of Christmas, and that is December 25, not December 13-25."

"RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER!" Sam tried again.

"No Sam, everyone still hates Rudolph. They only used that poor bastard that one foggy night because it was ana advantage. They loved the light from his nose, not him. No one liked him afterwards like John never liked you" Lucifer interrupted.

"Sam shut the fuck up and tell me waht's wrong!" Daen shouted. Dean dies randomly.

Sam collapses to his knees and cries. Castiel appears and hits Sam on the head, then dies randomyl.

"JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY-"

"To hell!" Lucifer added.

The apocalypse began and the christmas tree turns out to be Crowley.

"McDonalds stopped serving McSouls for my hellhounds, so now I am here for you Sammy boy." Crowley said.

Dean came back to life because that's all Supernatural is about. Two gay brothers hunting and dying over and over again with a side of tears.

"Don't worry Sam I'll save you!" Dean lied. Castiel appears and kills Crowley, but not really because Cas is a filthy liar and now Cas just turned into a shit ton of leviathans.

"I AM GOD!" Castiel shouted. Castiel dies again. World is still not at peace.

Dean picks up Castiel's coat. He was going to throw it away but he found ten dollars in it so he kept it.

Supernatural has run out of ideas again, so Sam dies again. Lucifer laughs.

Superntural never ends. It keeps going on and on, killing each and every character and bringikng them back to life.

They still forgot Adam.