"Albus," He said, looking around slowly, "are you here yet?"

"Yes, Dumby, I'm here. Don't get your panties in a twist." Dumbledore said as he strolled in wearing his normal attire; a High School Musical T-Shirt and sandals.

"Panties? No, no worries there. By the way, I am still waiting for those socks I asked for for Christmas," said Dumbledore as he chuckled good-naturedly.

"I'm sorry, whenever I try to give a pair away Scarfy and the Sorting Hat freak out. Enchanted Magical Clothing or no, they've adopted every piece of knitwear I own. I know that you enjoy knitting patterns, maybe you should make a pair yourself."

"I guess I'll have to try…How is their marriage going? They must make it difficult for you to dress in the morning."

"No, as long as I take care of them they don't mind, but if I get a hole in anything…well Hell hath no fury like a Scarf scorned."

"Yes…well…shall we continue with our meeting?"

"Of course! Now what is so important that we needed to set up an interdimensional meeting?"

"Well, Umbridge is really breathing down my neck over here, Harry is in need of some guidance and, well, I know that Draco is going through a rough patch with his family. I heard that things aren't going so great over on your side of the pond either and wanted to know if you had any suggestions."

"Well now that you mention it, Umbridge has been rather upset ever since I confused her with a sexy man and Draco has always been a little shit. But I think that Harry is doing fine, he's got that Weasley boy and pet Night Troll with him all the time. I wouldn't mind getting rid of the first two, but Harry is great at giving guidance if needed. I suppose I could lend him to you…"

"I'm sorry; did you say you confused Professor Umbridge with a man?" He seemed incredulous yet not surprised.

"Yup."

"Well no wonder she's upset, Albus," he chuckled. "Do you think that there would be a way to get them all together? Maybe they would help work things out between them."

"Sure, where do you suggest?"

"Well I believe you should keep them where they are comfortable. Hogwarts would be fine; I know each considers the school a home in some way. Now should they meet at your school or mine?"

"Well with that Infamous Hogwarts Jaguar on the loose I don't think it'd be a good idea for anyone else to suddenly show up here...Plus Lupin invited me to Venice for a few days...Umm, would it be alright to send my problems your way?"

"Not at all! This was my meeting to call and I have no problem taking on a little more responsibility here. You may go, have fun with Professor Lupin! I do hope that that jaguar problem resolves itself."

"Oh sure, I bet everything will work out fine, just like that Riddle kid. Everything works itself out in the end. When should I send them over? I can have an interdimensional portkey ready within the hour and I need to pack as I will take off tomorrow…"

"An hour would be splendid! Enjoy Venice! I heard they have some amazing knick knack stores."

"Well thank you Dumby, I'll have them by shortly! Dissemberate!"

Dumbledore promptly disappeared leaving the other alone and quite amused.

…

"Now why have you called me here so late Dumbledore?" Umbridge cooed. "No doubt you realized that you love me. That you've always loved me. And we'll be happy-"

"Uh, yeah! Sure! Right…" stumbled Dumbledore, clearly uncomfortable. "Just come over here by the desk, will you?"

"Oh, Dumbledore! Whatever you say! Should I lay down? Is it time for another round of body shots?" She winked suggestively.

"Um…no. Just touch this pack of pencils for you, could you?"

"Well, alright, these pack of pencils right here?" With a pop she was gone.

Dumbledore stood by his desk wiping his brow. That was too close. He was glad to be gone of her.

"Draco! You can come in now!"

"How did you know I was there?"

"X-ray glasses, kid. I also see you brought those extra diapers I told you you would need."

"Well of course, you should always carry extras. Every good wizard does. Now where's Connect Four? I was out there for ten minutes and you didn't even set it up yet!"

"Calm done, don't spoil your diaper. I just thought it would be fun if you set it up. The box is right over there on that shelf. Could you grab it?"

"Sure." He grabbed the box and with a pop was gone.

"Harry, are you out there, you sexy little bitch?"

"Yeah I'm here," said a voice from the hall.

"Well take off the cloak and get in here!"

"Sure, what's so important that I needed to come here and hide from everyone? Normally you let me tell Ron and Hermione where I'm going."

"Well, it's just very important that no one knew you were coming here. I have to make you disappear for a bit and if they thought the last place you were was here I could get in big trouble."

"Disappear? What-"

"I'll explain in a minute, could you grab me that Zac Efron pen?"

"Sure, you know I love Zac Efron more than anything in the whole-" and with one final pop he was gone.