Ichigo and Orihime are happily married with six fucking kids!Now, how did they name so many kids...Well,read to find out!
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Their first kids were a set of twin boys...
Ichigo and Orihime Kurosaki had been married for 1 year when they recieved the new Orihime was Pregnant! Saying Ichigo was over the moon was an understatement...He was practically over the moon!
Demo...they were named quiet weirdly
So,the thing was Ichigo bought a DVD of anime Death Note.Quite frankly, Orihime became infatuated with the anime.
After 14 painful hours of labour and breaking of Ichigo's hand,Orihime gave birth to twin tan and inheriting her auburn hair while other pale inheriting Ichigo's orange hair.
So how did Orihime name them...
The tan one Light Yagami of course,and the other one L Lawliet...
This ensued the question-
''L?Just L?''
Being in a painful phase,Orihime replied''Yes,a problem?''The look on her face clearly saying 'you-better-have-no-problem-mister-or-I-will-sue-you'.
Ichigo nodded hurriedly.
That's how Light Yagami Kurosaki and L Lawliet Kurosaki were born.
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When Light and L were two years old,Orihime got pregnant and this time gave birth to a set of girls ...
Guess what she named them...
If you guessed Misa Amane and Koyomi Takada,you were right!
Poor,unsuspecting Ichigo agreed to these names...
Hours later he was informed they were also Death note he sat outside the hospital room carrying his two daughters,Misa Amane Kurosaki who had blonde hair and large hazel eyes and Koyomi Takada Kurosaki who had orange hair and gray eyes.
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Now,the third child was a was named differently though...
A certain someone(Tatsuki) recommended Orihime Harry Potter and Orihime became a Potterhead!
Tatsuki and Orihime sat hours chatting about Harry Potter....
And Ichigo was jealous of a book !A book for crying out loud!
After 12 hours of labour, Orihime gave birth to a baby girl with brown hair and chocolate brown eyes.
Orihime found her so resembling to Hermione that she named the baby Hermione. Tatsuki just couldn't wait to hold little Hermione and burst into the room and my friend,that was how Tatsuki Arisawa became the first one to hold Hermione Granger Kurosaki.
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The fourth was a seeker...no literally. Orihime gave birth to a little blonde boy and named him...Draco Malfoy.
Now when Ichigo asked how did she get the name.
Orihime smiled,and said''Draco means Dragon, it is also a constellation and...Draco also comes on the Hogwarts symbol!Draco Malfoy is a Harry Potter character,he was slapped by Hermione in third year!I'm afraid our little Hermione will do the same!He is a pureblood and... ''
THUMP!The poor father of six kids fainted.
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OMAKE:
''HERMIONE GRANGER KUROSAKI!'' Ichigo Kurosaki's voice boomed out.
''Hai,Baba?''{Baba means father in Marathi}Answered Hermione.
''DID YOU SLAP DRACO FOR NO APPARENT REASON?!''Asked/exclaimed Ichigo.
''I only read about it in'Harry Potter'' was Hermione's innocent reply.
OMAKE 2:
''Hime,what do I mean to you?''Ichigo asked his wife.
''I ... Let's see you're like the Light to my Misa,the Ron to my Hermione.'' Orihime replied
''Gods Damnit,Orihime!''
''Ichigo,no swear words there are children here!Just because you have got the emotional range of teaspoon doesn't mean we all have!''Orihime scolded.
''Oh gods,when will this stop!''
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SRISHTY OUT!