EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
PATRICK
VS
SPONGEBOB
BEGIN
[PATRICK]
ALRIGHT YELLOW BITCH TIME TO RAP UP TO YOUR DEATH
BEING A SQUARE SPONGE MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A PEST
I KNOW YOU CAN'T WIN I'M BETTER THAN YOU
YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ME OH YEAH FUCK YOU
THE FAN ALWAYS HOOK YOU UP WITH THAT SLUTTY SANDY CHEEK
YOU EVEN FALL IN LOVE WITH THAT SHITTY KRABBY PATTY
THE HOLES IN YOUR SPONGE MAKE YOU HAVE A CHICKEN POX
IF YOU LOVE GARY SO MUCH THEN LET HER SUCK YOUR COCK
[SPONGEBOB]
PATRICK I KNOW YOU BETTER BUT YOU'RE A PINK JERK
IF YOU WANT A TROPHY YOU GOTTA STEP UP TO THE CLERK
ALL YOU DO IS SLEEP AND DROOL TO YOUR ASS
YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY TO PAY WELL YOU'RE IN LAST CLASS
YOU ARE DUMBER THAN EVER EVEN MORE THAN JOHNNY
I KNOW YOU ASSHOLE YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH MINDY
YOU WERE GONNA STEAL MY JELLYFISH NET AND HAVE YOUR SISTER BE A BITCH
YOU WANTED MORE PAPER THAT IS THE WORST SHITTY WISH
[PATRICK]
OH YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART WITH YOUR SO CALL LAUGHTER
ALL YOU EVER LIKE IS BEING SO CLEANER
YOUR BRAIN IS SO HAPPY WELL IT JUST A PIECE OF SHIT
EVEN PLANKTON AGREE WITH YOU BEING A BITCH
YOU ARE SUCH A KID AND YOU BOTHER SQUIDWARD
YOU CAN'T PASS YOUR BOATING LESSON YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LEARN
I CAN EVEN BEAT YOU NOW AFTER YOU WERE ACTING STUPID
IF YOU WERE A SPONGE CAKE YOU WOULD BE DELICIOUS
[SPONGEBOB]
WELL LOOK WHO'S TALKING AFTER YOU LOVE BEING DIRTY
YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT YOU ARE SUCH A PUSSY
I GOT BETTER JOB IN THE KRUSTY KRAB
IF I GOT A KNIFE TO KILL YOU AND THEN YOU'LL BE STAB
I CAN SING BETTER THAN YOU WHEN WE WENT TO ATLANTIC
IF YOU LOVE MINDY SO MUCH THEN SUCK HER TIT
THIS BATTLE IS OVER BFF I WIN THIS SHIT
SOON YOU'LL BE HOME CRYING LIKE A BITCH
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE