I was so puffed. I was tired. I was running around in the dark for gods sake! Surely James and
Meowth were feeling the same way. It had been probably three hours straight of complete running.
The entire police force of Viridian City were after us. And with saying us, I mean all of Team
Rocket. The Headquarters had been revealed to the police force so we all had to evacuate the town.
Everyone had split up in different directions so to confuse the enemy and hopefully lose track of them.
Well that's all very well for the other people, but as always, James, Meowth and I were stuck being the
stand-ins.
"Curse those baka police crew!" I cursed to James. He took no notice and kept running. "Shi ne with
you all! Do you hear me? SHI NE!" I screamed at the top of my lungs at the police.
"SHUT UP JESSIE! D'YA WANT EM TA CATCH UP TA US?" Meowth scolded me. I scowled in return. But he was
right, we had to find refuge. For what seemed like ages I kept running until James tapped me on my shoulder.
He pointed towards the upcoming tree.
We mimed to each other that we would hide in the hollow trunk until the police passed, then we could
search for a better place to stay. As the tree came closer I grabbed Meowth and dashed as fast as my super long legs
would carry me. I was the first to reach the tree. James soon caught up and ducked down. The police evntually
passed.
"Koitsu police!" I raged, kicking my feet at the side of the very tight tree. I struck it with my toe
which instantly brought on a surge of pain. I crumpled to the floor hollering out in pain.
"Come on Jess, it's been ages since da cops passed us. A tink it's safe ta find sumplace else," Meowth
considered.
"But my toe hurts," I pouted, crossing my arms over my chest.
"Oh on ya don't! Just because you got a sore toe don't mean we gotta stay here all night!" Meowth countered.
"Well I refuse to walk on this foot!" I snapped back.
"DEN HOP ALREADY!!!" Meowth was beginning to lose his patience.
"I'm not hopping you baka fuzzball!"
"Well do sumtin cus I ain't sittin in sum Spinarak infested tree all night."
"Did... you... say... Spinarak?" I twitched. I never did get on well with Spinarak. They creeped me out too.
"Yeah," Meowth smirked. Then Meowth came up to me straight in the eye and did that spooky finger wavling thing,
"Spinarak," he said in those creepy voice tones.
"Ack! But I don't wanna put pressure on my toe!" I concluded.
"Eh, James'll carry ya," Meowth pointed out.
James, who had kept out of our conversation, er, arguement, smiled shyly and gestured that he would do anything
for me. I reluctantly agreed and slowly crept out of the tree. As if by downright bad luck, it started
raining.
"Hmph, just our luck," I snorted. Nevertheless James picked me up and he and Meowth began looking for one of the
forest Team Rocket cabins.
The next morning seemed a little brighter. I rolled over my sleeping partner to see what time it was.
10am. Hmm, earliest I've ever woken up. Figuring that I wouldn't be able to go back to sleep, I got out of bed.
I must have woken James up as he rolled over, his eyes open.
"Morning bishojen," he wearily managed.
"Morning bishounen," I replied.
At that moment, I heard some voices approaching the front of our door. Figuring it was only Meowth's
walkman, I thought nothing of it until the door banged open. It was team twerp! Both groups stood with their
mouths wide open. Ash's face suddenly flashed a blinding red *ok ok so it wasn't iblinding/i but
you get the pic*. That was when I noticed that James and I were in our undies *and bra for me*. James blushed
even redder than Ash did I and blushed as red as my hair. Misty reached for the door handle and pulled it shut.
As soon as that door had slammed shut I dropped down onto the bed, my mouth agape. James fumbled his clothes on
then fetched my clothes from the closet. I hastily put them on.
"Hey uh, Team Rocket? Are you uh, ifinished/i in there yet?" I heard Misty through the door.
I snapped back a sarcastic remark then bravely stepped towards the door. Ash and Misty were sitting at the
kitchen table.
"I believe Jessie, that you and James were having a good haul in there?" Ash asked in those
pish-poshy accent voices, while stiring a biscuit into his milo.
"Oh grow up Ash! Stop acting like you're forty!" Misty barked.
"Why Misty, why on this humble little planet known as earth are you shouting at me?" Ash accented innocently.
Misty sighed and sweatdropped at James and I.
"He gets this way sometimes," she excused. James sweatdropped.
I sat down while James prepared breakfast.
"So Jessie, why are you in this dear old cabin?" Ash asked, still stirring his biscuit in the milo.
"Well, Ash, this is a Team Rocket cabin so I should be the one asking you why you're here,"
I replied politly.
"We thought it was just another regular old cabin," Misty expalined.
"Oh well I guess we can accept that," I thought. "So which guest is with you now? Is it Brock or Tracey?"
I asked, trying to change the subject.
"It is Tracey, and he has sketched a rather ratherlous rather of a rather!" Ash brought up a pad with Tracey's
recognisable sketches.
His biscuit was now becoming saturated in milo, and the milo was now a mixture of drink and biscuit crumbs.
On the pad were pictures of Houndour dashing across what looked like a cup, and a lot of indistinguishable
lines of nothing.
At that moment, Tracey came into the room. His entire body was covered in yellow ooze.
"Oh my god Tracey! What happened?" Misty covered he mouth in surprise.
Tracey admitted that he got cold and used Stun Spore as a blanket.
"Well that was rather an amusing sight," Ash swirled his now soggy circle around some more.
"Er, Ash, I think that biscuit's got enough milo on it..." Misty pointed out.
Ash looked down at his crumbling piece of food, which instantly fell straight into his whole mug.
"WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY COOKIE RATHERLY FELL INTO MY HOT MUG OF
BEAUTIFULLY MADE MILO!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH BOTHER THE WHOLE CRAP OF IT!" Ash dropped to the ground
and held his hands to his head. He slowly crawled off to the spare room. Tracey meanwhile had joined in the 'game'
and started running around in circles on the ground shouting out 'whoo whoo whoo whoo' *see the specific Simpsons
episode, can't memba which one to find out exactly how he's sounding*.
A few seconds later, Ash emerged from the room back into the kitchen. He grabbed another biscuit, this time
one of those jam ones and sat down, and started dipping and swirling all over again.
Meowth were feeling the same way. It had been probably three hours straight of complete running.
The entire police force of Viridian City were after us. And with saying us, I mean all of Team
Rocket. The Headquarters had been revealed to the police force so we all had to evacuate the town.
Everyone had split up in different directions so to confuse the enemy and hopefully lose track of them.
Well that's all very well for the other people, but as always, James, Meowth and I were stuck being the
stand-ins.
"Curse those baka police crew!" I cursed to James. He took no notice and kept running. "Shi ne with
you all! Do you hear me? SHI NE!" I screamed at the top of my lungs at the police.
"SHUT UP JESSIE! D'YA WANT EM TA CATCH UP TA US?" Meowth scolded me. I scowled in return. But he was
right, we had to find refuge. For what seemed like ages I kept running until James tapped me on my shoulder.
He pointed towards the upcoming tree.
We mimed to each other that we would hide in the hollow trunk until the police passed, then we could
search for a better place to stay. As the tree came closer I grabbed Meowth and dashed as fast as my super long legs
would carry me. I was the first to reach the tree. James soon caught up and ducked down. The police evntually
passed.
"Koitsu police!" I raged, kicking my feet at the side of the very tight tree. I struck it with my toe
which instantly brought on a surge of pain. I crumpled to the floor hollering out in pain.
"Come on Jess, it's been ages since da cops passed us. A tink it's safe ta find sumplace else," Meowth
considered.
"But my toe hurts," I pouted, crossing my arms over my chest.
"Oh on ya don't! Just because you got a sore toe don't mean we gotta stay here all night!" Meowth countered.
"Well I refuse to walk on this foot!" I snapped back.
"DEN HOP ALREADY!!!" Meowth was beginning to lose his patience.
"I'm not hopping you baka fuzzball!"
"Well do sumtin cus I ain't sittin in sum Spinarak infested tree all night."
"Did... you... say... Spinarak?" I twitched. I never did get on well with Spinarak. They creeped me out too.
"Yeah," Meowth smirked. Then Meowth came up to me straight in the eye and did that spooky finger wavling thing,
"Spinarak," he said in those creepy voice tones.
"Ack! But I don't wanna put pressure on my toe!" I concluded.
"Eh, James'll carry ya," Meowth pointed out.
James, who had kept out of our conversation, er, arguement, smiled shyly and gestured that he would do anything
for me. I reluctantly agreed and slowly crept out of the tree. As if by downright bad luck, it started
raining.
"Hmph, just our luck," I snorted. Nevertheless James picked me up and he and Meowth began looking for one of the
forest Team Rocket cabins.
The next morning seemed a little brighter. I rolled over my sleeping partner to see what time it was.
10am. Hmm, earliest I've ever woken up. Figuring that I wouldn't be able to go back to sleep, I got out of bed.
I must have woken James up as he rolled over, his eyes open.
"Morning bishojen," he wearily managed.
"Morning bishounen," I replied.
At that moment, I heard some voices approaching the front of our door. Figuring it was only Meowth's
walkman, I thought nothing of it until the door banged open. It was team twerp! Both groups stood with their
mouths wide open. Ash's face suddenly flashed a blinding red *ok ok so it wasn't iblinding/i but
you get the pic*. That was when I noticed that James and I were in our undies *and bra for me*. James blushed
even redder than Ash did I and blushed as red as my hair. Misty reached for the door handle and pulled it shut.
As soon as that door had slammed shut I dropped down onto the bed, my mouth agape. James fumbled his clothes on
then fetched my clothes from the closet. I hastily put them on.
"Hey uh, Team Rocket? Are you uh, ifinished/i in there yet?" I heard Misty through the door.
I snapped back a sarcastic remark then bravely stepped towards the door. Ash and Misty were sitting at the
kitchen table.
"I believe Jessie, that you and James were having a good haul in there?" Ash asked in those
pish-poshy accent voices, while stiring a biscuit into his milo.
"Oh grow up Ash! Stop acting like you're forty!" Misty barked.
"Why Misty, why on this humble little planet known as earth are you shouting at me?" Ash accented innocently.
Misty sighed and sweatdropped at James and I.
"He gets this way sometimes," she excused. James sweatdropped.
I sat down while James prepared breakfast.
"So Jessie, why are you in this dear old cabin?" Ash asked, still stirring his biscuit in the milo.
"Well, Ash, this is a Team Rocket cabin so I should be the one asking you why you're here,"
I replied politly.
"We thought it was just another regular old cabin," Misty expalined.
"Oh well I guess we can accept that," I thought. "So which guest is with you now? Is it Brock or Tracey?"
I asked, trying to change the subject.
"It is Tracey, and he has sketched a rather ratherlous rather of a rather!" Ash brought up a pad with Tracey's
recognisable sketches.
His biscuit was now becoming saturated in milo, and the milo was now a mixture of drink and biscuit crumbs.
On the pad were pictures of Houndour dashing across what looked like a cup, and a lot of indistinguishable
lines of nothing.
At that moment, Tracey came into the room. His entire body was covered in yellow ooze.
"Oh my god Tracey! What happened?" Misty covered he mouth in surprise.
Tracey admitted that he got cold and used Stun Spore as a blanket.
"Well that was rather an amusing sight," Ash swirled his now soggy circle around some more.
"Er, Ash, I think that biscuit's got enough milo on it..." Misty pointed out.
Ash looked down at his crumbling piece of food, which instantly fell straight into his whole mug.
"WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY COOKIE RATHERLY FELL INTO MY HOT MUG OF
BEAUTIFULLY MADE MILO!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH BOTHER THE WHOLE CRAP OF IT!" Ash dropped to the ground
and held his hands to his head. He slowly crawled off to the spare room. Tracey meanwhile had joined in the 'game'
and started running around in circles on the ground shouting out 'whoo whoo whoo whoo' *see the specific Simpsons
episode, can't memba which one to find out exactly how he's sounding*.
A few seconds later, Ash emerged from the room back into the kitchen. He grabbed another biscuit, this time
one of those jam ones and sat down, and started dipping and swirling all over again.