Banjo Kazooie: The Final Showdown (Remastered Edition)

by thatretrogamer

Funny how that works, you jump out of the frying pan and land in the fire. Something Banjo and Kazooie do all to often, but it wouldn't be an adventure if things didn't get a little spicy this time around now would it? (Re-writing the chapters)

1. Opening poam

Banjo Kazooie

Final showdown

Hype poem

The Greatest Heist

(I used to be good at these)

In a land far away, the once was a witch, who felt she was best of the best.

She took what she wanted, and did as she pleased, leaving nothing but dirt for the rest.

One day she discovered that she wasn't pretty, this left her feel like sandpaper, Gritty, but she had a plan that was ever so witty, but alas, she was bested for once.

A bird, a bear, and a little dumb mole, left her too rot in a dank little hole, she plotted how she would flatten that dunce.

After try two, she had nothing to do, but slowly bounce back too her tower, but on the the way there she was enchanted with thoughts about the greatest, most fearsome power.

The lord of games had all that she needed, she just had too get locked in the place he secreted, he's most deadly and dangerous creations deleted, or so that's what they all thought.

The bear and the bird had thought they had won, but their struggles had only just begun, and when she is finished, she will proudly have done what she tried for the last 20 years.

And so began the greatest heist.