Flora/Rini: We have finally decided to write a Naruto crossover with Harry Potter! So to inform you, we are remaking YEAR 4 of Harry Potter. Everyone who's a teen, is around the age of fifthteen (15) years old or fourteen (14) years old.
Jessie/Rumi: We might be using something else inplace of the Goblet of Fire, remaking the Tri-Wizard Tournament with more 'schools', having 'ninja' partners for each 'Champion' that are announced, and some other things coming up.
Flora/Rini: There might even be new additions to the Hogwarts staff too. Oh, and school uniforms!
Jessie/Rumi: ... Can we get over the intro already?
Flora/Rini: Yeah... Um..., who wants to say the disclaimer? 'Cause Sasuke says he wants to see me in the other room, so I can't say it. I wonder why he wants to see me... Hey Naruto, say the disclaimer?
(Flora/Rini goes to the other room and closes the door. Sasuke locks and sound-proofs the room with two jutsus. Then they starting doing who knows what in the locked-and-sound-proof-room.)
Naruto says: My name's Naruto and this is the disclaimer. Flora/Rini and Jessie/Rumi do not own Naruto or Harry Potter. They do own the R Trio/Quad though. Don't forget to read the R Trio's descriptions at the end. BELIEVE IT! Now, where's my hot bowl of steaming ramen?
"Okay Rumi, here is the scroll, don't let Ryu mess this up. You will be reading it with Rini of course. This scroll has the details of the mission and telling who you guys will need to recruit by tomorrow, 7 in the morning. Gather everyone to my office at 8 tomorrow. Now carry on!" said Tsunade while handing Rumi the scroll. They both jumped out of the hokage's office through one of the windows and started heading towards the food market to find Rini.
Rini, who was part of Team Four, consisting of Rumi, Ryu, and Rai-sensei who was off fishing with Ryu's dad who is also Rini's uncle, was busy buying food at a supermarket with some of her housemates because Chouji ate at least half of their food in the house the day he came over with Ino and Shikamaru. She scanned her part of the shopping list. 'Okay, two boxes of a dozen eggs, check! Three cartons of milk, check! Two bags of dinner rolls, check! One bag of baby carrots, check! Four boxes of cookies, check! Two packages of hot dogs, check! Two bottles of dressing, check! Five bottles of juice, check! One carton of cherry tomatos, check! 60 sushi rolls, check! Five jumbo bags of chips, not check.' thought Rini as she pushed the shopping cart back towards the snack food section of the store.
Around the corner, she saw one of her housemates, Eriol bringing her the last item on his part of the shopping list, which just happened to be a three gallon bottle of spring water. Nakuru, his "older sister", was skipping down another lane towards Rini, with Yukito following 'her' with two armfuls full of food. Both boys placed their items into the three-quarters full shopping cart being pushed by Rini because Eriol's excuse was that making Rini push the shopping cart would help Rini train her upper-body and would increase her strength at the same time. Like that was going to help her upper-body strength, Rini thought when they got to the supermarket about twenty minutes ago.
The threesome headed towards the snack food lane, accompany Rini getting the last item on the shopping list. When they got to the potato chips, Eriol and Nakuru started arguing over what flavored chips were better. Eriol insisted that Ranch flavor was by far better than the Cheese flavored chips that Nakuru kept saying was the best flavored ever created in the potato chip business. While those two argued, Rini and Yukito picked out the potato chip flavors and headed towards the check-out with Eriol and Nakuru realizing that the other two had left for the check-out and started following them. After the foursome pulled out the amount of money they needed to pay for all the food items, they all headed towards the door with the paper bags fill with food in the shopping cart still, because Yuktio asked them if they could use the cart to carry the items to their home and had told them that he would bring the shopping cart back afterwards.
At the store door, they found Ryu and Rumi waiting for them, or least they were waiting for Rini to come out of the store. Ryu was staring at the aisles of food through the supermarket's glass windows while Rumi was on her labtop looking at some profiles...again. After explaining to Rini, Rini left the others to take care of the food as she, Rumi, and Ryu went to their treehouse to read the scroll. Afterwards they set off by themselves, each one finding one or two of the other teams that were going with them. Rumi went to find Gai-sensei's team, while Ryu went to find Asuma's team and Kurenai's team, while Rini went to inform Kakashi's team. Rumi and Rini had a harder time because the teams they were looking for were on missions while Ryu found Asuma's team in a dango shop and had explained there while Kurenai's team was also on missions, so the R Trio decided to wait at the hand-out mission station and decided to accompany the team they were to inform about the upcoming mission they were to go on.
"So Ryu, what brings you here, accompanying us on our last mission?" asked Kurenai-sensei as she placed her cup of tea back on the table.
"Well it just so happens that your team has been asked to be help my team, Gai's team, Asuma's team, Kakashi's team, and the threesome from Suna on a nine-to-ten month mission in a foreign land. I have been to the foreign land before, as well as my cousin Rini and our teammate Rumi. So do you and you team accept this mission?" asked Ryu, not being a dolt like he was sometimes.
"I'm in, besides, you'll need me and my specialities,... oh and my dog too, " said Kiba before he continued to munch on a cookie.
"S-sure. I'll g-go," shuttered Hinata.
While Shino stayed quite and sipped the warm green tea, he nodded his head in approval.
"That settles it, Team Kurenai will accept this mission," stated Kurenai.
"Cool!" exclaimed Ryu as he help himself to his eigth chocolate-chip cookie. Then he started to tell them about the rest of the mission information.
"It is so youthful for you to join us Rumi after our mission of organizing books! I am sure your sensei would be proud of you!" said Gai-sensei enthusiastically as he popped a dango into his mouth.
"Well, acutally, there was a reason I came and joined you guys. Hokage Tsunade has entrusted me and the rest of my teammates to tell a selected few of teams about a mission. This mission is about a nine-to-ten month mission away from our village. It will be in a foreign country at which I and the rest of my teammates have gone to before. This is a protecting mission of the school, it's students, and especially a student of their's named Harry Potter, I'm guessing he's the weirdo with the lighting bolt scar on his forehead in this pircture. The other teams that should be on this mission also would be Asuma's, Kurenai's, Kakashi's, the threesome from Suna, and my team of course," explained Rumi as she ate the dango. "So do you all wish to take on this mission? Rock Lee will also be able to do some other things with his chakra, despite that fact that he can only do taijutsu. Neji can use his family traits...and Tenten can keep fan girls away 'cause we all know she's the jealous type." Tenten and Neji blushed. Rock Lee just had that smile from the good guy pose on his face.
Gai's team came to an agreement while Rumi had ordered more dango. Then, she told them the rest of the information.
"Kakashi, your team has been requested to be assisting Asuma's, Kurenai's, Gai's, the threesome from Suna which includes the Kazekage Gaara, and my team for a nine-to-ten month assignment in a foreign country. My team has already been there of course so it will be easier to handle. The assignment is to protect it's school, the students, and especially their student named Harry Potter. If you are to accept, I will of course tell you the rest of the details Kakashi," said Rini, heading straight to the point, after about thirty minutes of accompany team seven on their dog walking mission, where she herself stayed as far away as possible from the dogs because she didn't have her eyedrops. The responses were positive and fast just like her statement she said towards Kakashi, so she told the rest of the details to them.
"Okay is everyone packed and ready?" questioned Shizune. Everyone said, "Yes."
"Okay then. All of you will be going to Diagon Alley once you meet a person named Hagrid. Rumi and Rini will be in charge of all the money you have been given while you are at Diagon Alley, so all money involved problems will be dealt by either of them as well as they also have the final say to everyone's purchases. You are to acquire all the things on the list that has been given to Rai as well as Kurenai. Teens, you have to obey each sensei. All of you will be staying at the hotel where all the information of the hotel has been given to Asuma. Kakashi and Gai will carry everything that you purchase. You all are to board the Hogwarts Express Train to get to the school and will stay low until I present everyone at the school in the Great Hall. Understand?" ordered Tsunade from behind her desk.
"Yes Hokage Tsunade," responded the gathered group.
"Good. Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro will meet all of you at the train. They have already purchased all of their items. And I will be waiting for all of you at the school, as well as Anko who is to accompany me. Now go!"
"Are we in Farieland?" said Naruto, rubbing his head in confusion. First they were at the Hokage's office, next thing they knew they were in England, but of course Naruto didn't know that.
"Asuma, what's the hotel that were staying at look like?" asked Rumi. Asuma opened a pamplet and showed a picture of a building. The group turned around and saw a high and vast hotel in front of them. It's windows glistened as it's paint was a crisp coat of white pearl. The group went in and signed in their reservation. They went up to the ninth floor and with their room keys, went to the reserved rooms and left their luggage there. Then they left the hotel and headed towards a pub where they meet Hagrid and went through the entrance to Diagon Alley. The group began to talk about spliting up and buying the items from both lists.
"Okay, we'll split into two groups. Rai's team will be with Kakashi's team, except Rumi will be with the other group consisting of Asuma, Gai, and my team. Our group will have the accompany of Hagrid here while Rini's group will depend on Rini and Ryu to get around. Let's meet at the wand shop and purchase the wands last," said Kurenai.
"YOU CAN'T MAKE ME STAY WITH THAT, THAT, ... THING!!!" screamed Ino, her pointer finger pointing at Rumi. Rumi stared daggers and in the next second, Ino was on the floor, tied up in ropes, and with all her hair cut off. Skikamaru, Sasuke, Rini and Rumi smirked. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HAIR??? I'LL TELL MY PARENTS THAT YOU SNUCK OUT OF THE STORE THE OTHER DAY TO BUY THAT NEW CD YOU WANTED!!!" Rumi rolled her eyes.
"Don't worry couz, 'cause...it's an illusion. And I snuck out because it was boring and you were there...and it wasn't a cd...I can get songs for free with a program I'm using...opps...am I using big words for you to understand? Anyways, I was getting some new books. My other books on advance medicine was too easy and a waste of my time. I mean, it's not like I'm going to take over the flower shop. You are, after all, it doesn't take much effort to arrange flowers so it can also take someone as stupid like you to organize flowers. I shouldn't waste my time doing useless stuff when I could be on missions like this one," said Rumi. "Plus, if you have any problems of me being in this group, you've got another thing coming and maybe... you'll have to kiss my-"
"Well...we should be going." said Kurenai while untieing Ino and cutting off Rumi's talking mouth. Kurenai's group headed towards to robe shop for their half of robes and dress robes while the remaining of the R Quad's group headed towards the book shop.
"Kurenai-sensei, why do we have to wear black?" asked Kiba, knowing it was a rhetorical question, as he was being measured for his robes at the same time as Neji and Shino. Chouji and Shikamaru had already gotten measured and was being fitted with their robes.
The girls which included Ino, Hinata, Rumi, and Tenten, were picking out the fabric and cut for their dress robes, having already gotten fitted for their robes. The adults, Asuma, Gai, and Kurenai, were sitting on chairs provided by the store's owner while waiting for their students to finish while also deciding what to purchase and where to go next. Hagrid suggested to get their writing supplies next, since it was on their list.After everyone purchased their robes, including the dress robes, with the final say from Rumi, did they head towards the stationary store.
"Here you go," said Rini as she handed over the coins for all of the books for the total of fifthteen would-be students at the Hogwarts school.
"Thank you. Have a nice day," said the cashier as the group headed towards the door. "You too," responded Sakura, being polite.
Buying the books was a fast task, so they headed of to the pet store, having to purchase three birds for a means of communication. They bought a female barn owl in which Rini named Karida which meant pure, loyal in Arabic, another female, but a snowy owl at which Rini and Sakura decided upon the name Zonta which meant honest, trustworthy in Native American, and a male great horn owl which Ryu happily (with the help from Rini and Sakura) named Zakiya, which in Hebrew meant pure, clear, and bright. With the three owls, they headed towards the robes shop to purchase their half of robes annd dress robes.
Mr. Ollivander greeted the foreign guests into his dusty wand-selling store. What a huge group he thought, so he casted a spell which made the front of the store bigger so the customers wouldn't be stuffy. He took each of the 15 teens measurements, one by one, jotting down the sizes and asked Hagrid to help him get certain wands he thought the teens might be able to control.
The first two to get their wand was Shino and Chouji. Shino's was a wand containing a dragon heartstring, 9 inches, and was made of everwood pine, while Chouji's was harboring a unicorn hair, 8 inches and was made of oak. The next few were Ino, Rock Lee, and Hinata. Hinata's contained a unicorn hair, 8 and one-quarter inches, and was made of willow while Ino's was a phoniex feather, 9 inches, and made of maple. Rock Lee had a core of dragon heartstring, 9 and three-quarters, and made from oak as well. Next, Kiba, Shikamaru, and Tenten got theirs. Kiba had a dragon heartstring, 9 and a half inches, and made of willow while Shikamaru had a unicorn hair, 10 inches, and made of everwood pine like Shino's. Tenten's wand harbored a phoniex feather, was 10 inches, and made of oak. Neji and Ryu got theirs afterwards, Neji's, a unicorn hair, 9 and one-quarter inches, made from maple, while Ryu's was a phoniex feather, 10 and a half inches, and made of birch. Sasuke and Sakura found theirs. Sasuke had a phoniex feather, 10 and three-quarters, made of cherry oak, Sakura's a unicorn hair, 9 and a half inches, and cherry tree. At last, Naruto, Rini, and Rumi got their wands: Naruto a dragon heartstring, 10 and a half inches, birch, Rumi a phoniex feather, 9 and a half inches, willow, and Rini, harboring wand of a dragon heartstring, 10 and three-quarters, and made of cherry oak. After purchasing the large amount of wands, they left the store and went back to the hotel.
(A glismp in the locked-and-sound-proof-room [provided by Flora/Rini without considering about talking to Sasuke first.-----> Flora/Rini: Okay, I think that's enough Sasuke. --->Sasuke doesn't listen and keeps on doing whatever he's doing, innoying Flora/Rini because he wouldn't listen. --->Flora/Rini hits him on the head with a washable skinny blue marker, which makes him stop doing whatever he was doing because he's annoyed that she just hit him in the head with a washable skinny blue marker. --->Flora/Rini: Now unlock this room and make it un-sound-proof. --->Sasuke does what she says. --->They come out of the room, looking like nothing had happened in there.)
Jessie/Rumi: What were you doing in there so long?
Flora/Rini: Sasuke made me watch him draw some pictures which was why he locked the room. And I was SPAZZING out at least half of the time and that's why he sound-proofed the room. Some of his attempts were so funny.
Naruto: What kind of pictures?
Flora/Rini: I'll tell you the next time Jessie/Rumi and I update. Turns towards Sasuke and nods her head.---> Sasuke: Fine, but I'm going french next time, despite your disapproval.
Sasuke: Okay, all you readers, review. If not, I heard Gaara learned a new jutsu that he needs to test on someone else besides his brother's puppet.
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Jessie/Rumi: Ya'll want to know what the R trio are and like??? Well...
Flora/Rini- Head of the trio, very strong (one of the strongest), clever, kind of quite, sometimes loud, and mysterious to some, kind of a tomboy, has indigo hair past her shoulders a bit, her eyes can change colors, she's about the same height as Sasuke, her forehead protector hangs loosly from her neck, she wears a silver-chained necklace that had a charm hidden underneath her shirt, an outfit consisting of a midnight blue shirt, a bit below waist length, with a gold swirl design on the bottom left, light azure-colored capris, and she carries an olive green messenger bag that went across her chess.
Jessie/Rumi- Smartest of the trio (maybe smarter than Shikamaru, who knows), stronger than most, tomboy, a bit sassy, hates Ino who's her cousin unfortulatey, has waist length hair that is blond with chocolate brown natural highlights worn in a side ponytail, around Sakura's height, wears a black sweatshirt and forest green army printed cargo pants fitted loosly on her hips, forehead protector tied at the hip on top of the cargo pants and carries a maroon messenger bag on her left shoulder.
Simon(who in real life is Jessie's brother and Flora's cousin)/Ryu- Stupidest of the trio, could be the strongest in the world, likes sushi a lot, black hair similar to Sasuke's hair and eyes that were black at a distance, but if you were up very close, it would be a really dark brown, height between Sakura's and Naruto's height, had his forehead protector tied around his head, the metal part on his forehead, wore a green short sleeved button-up shirt over a blue shirt and black shorts that fitted loosly on his hips, and had a gray backpack.
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Naruto imitating Sasuke: And people want to know that why??? They don't want to know about you... they want to know about ME! So, I'm really hot, smart, I LOVE TOMATOS-
Flora/Rini: Shut up Naruto. (Jessie/Rumi hits Naruto-imitating-Sasuke on the head.) Okay, now will the real Sasuke say it again?
Sasuke: ... Okay, all you readers, review. If not, I heard Gaara learned a new jutsu that he needs to test on someone else besides his brother's puppet.