A/N: So this is my first Jily Fanfiction to ever be released out of my journal of Fics c: I really hope you like it
"I'm not talking to you, Potter."
"You just did, Evans" James Potter told Lily Evans, grinning madly. He was very much enjoying himself. Lily rolled her eyes. "Fine. I shun you starting…NOW!" she shut her lips into a tight line and took off walking twice as faster than before down the corridor. James loved it when she was cute like that. It's a great turn on.
"Come on now, Evans! He was a Slimy Git anyways!" He asserted
"If he is so much of a Slimy Git, I can't even imagine what youare, James! I—"
James halted "You did it, Evans!" he jumped in accomplishment
Lily stopped also, but in impatient confusion "Did what?"
"Called me 'James'! You never call me 'James'! It's always Potter. Stupid Bloody POTTER! But not today, today was JAMES! How bloody brilliant is—"
"Potter!" Lily went pink "What I meantto say was, arrogant toe rag. It doesn't count."
"See, that can't be true because 'arrogant toe rag' isn't nowhere closeto the name 'James'. It doesn't even rhyme. IT DOESN"T EVEN RHYME! It absolutely DOES count! I've got to tell Padfoot! And Moony! I would tell Peter also but he hates your guts—"
"What!? No, he does not! Why would you say that?!" Lily screeched in horror.
James winks. "I'll tell you under one condition"
Lily hesitates "You're trying to distract me! I'm angry at you!"
James smiles and shrugs "You also were supposed to be shunning me" He pointed out "it seems we had a change in plans…"
"You just tied my boyfriend—now EX-boyfriend— to a broomstick when you were perfectly aware of his fear of heights, and you want to snog?!"
"To be fair it was Sirius's idea. And I was thinking more of a friendly grope, but we could have it your way if you prefer…" he leaned in. She grabbed his nose in-between her knuckles, pinching his nostrils shut and pulled it down so that their eyes were at level.
"Not even in your daydreams, Potter" She ran off
"Couple years too late for that, Evans!" He called after her.
A/N: Please review! Tell me what you think, there's plenty more to come!